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term pooper

A person who dumps a very long string of crap.
Kyle: Hey, I took a term pooper yesterday.
Chris: How?
Kyle: I continuously crapped out a long string of feces. This came after I ate a really big supreme pizza.
Chris: I want to try doing that someday.
by The Real Driller February 27, 2022
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iPLEDGE

A program created by the FDA whose primary goal is controlling the distribution of Accutane, a medication used for treating acne. Patients, doctors, and pharmacists are required to register with the program in order to prescribe the medication.

The program was created to prevent birth defects if taken during pregnancy. It has not significantly reduced the exposure of pregnant women to Accutane, but major criticisms of it are difficult compliance regulations, privacy intrusion, and difficulty navigating its site.
Kyle: Hey! How's life going?
Chris: Awful. I was prescribed Accutane because of my terrible acne. I had to go through registering with this crappy iPLEDGE program, and I also have to have bloodwork done every month.
by The Real Driller November 26, 2023
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Parky's

Basically the shorthand version for Parkinson's.
Our substitute teacher in British Literature is the worst in our school, she is always high on marijuana and suffers Parky's.
by The Real Driller May 21, 2018
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never dig straight down

Number one rule of Minecraft. Doing so makes you fall in lava or often, falling into a cavern where you lose all of your stuff. Digging straight up does the same thing but with similar cases. Doing this also makes you get stuck in the hole you've dug in.
Susumu: Mr. Izumi, have you seen Konata anywhere!?
Soujirou: I'm sorry Susumu, but Konata has died. I've told her numerous times to never dig straight down.
Susumu: Awwww, now I can't go to prom with her!
by The Real Driller December 31, 2016
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Elon Mollusk

What Elon Musk should be called for electronic artsing Twitter.
Some people are turning away from Twitter after Elon Mollusk bought it.
by The Real Driller October 31, 2022
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glucose tolerance test

A four-letter word: hell. Doctors usually order this if you're at risk for diabetes. You are forced to fast prior to the test which can last up to five hours and your blood is taken every half hour.
I can only work part-time tomorrow because I have a glucose tolerance test tomorrow. If the test comes back and says I have diabetes, then I'm probably screwed.
by The Real Driller May 19, 2022
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imperishable night

When you have a day expected to be 24 hours in length or more without sleeping. Named after the Touhou game where you freeze the night just to find that one person who put up a fake moon.
My day began at 7AM, with me flying out of Toronto for Dublin at 5PM. It was 6AM the next day when I arrived, and I didn't fly to Glasgow until 1PM. I didn't get to the hotel until 7PM. That was one heck of an Imperishable Night.
by The Real Driller June 13, 2023
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