Krebs

A person who is obsessed with fish and will often repeatedly say it.

Krebs: It's time for us to look at a picture of a fish. Fish fish fish fish fish.
Dolfy: Stop saying that, and enough of your fishy madness.
(Krebs laughs)
Krebs: Fish.

by The Real Driller March 13, 2022

Bilibili Comics

A manga, manhua, and manhwa website and app that spams my Twitter timeline every day. The app includes a share feature that offers rewards to users who post links to the site on Twitter, usually in random unrelated hashtags.

I follow one account that retweets tweets from a specific hashtag, and every day half of my timeline is filled with links to Bilibili Comics content thanks to that hashtag being botted by Bilibili Comics users.

by The Real Driller August 27, 2022

school handbook

Basically the Terms of Service for a school or university. Just like the regular terms, nobody obviously reads it but they still break a few of its rules.

Before you attend your first year here, you better read our school handbook!

by The Real Driller October 08, 2020

a speaker has not been elected

What Kevin McCarthy heard way too many times when he tried to secure the speaker's gavel...

More and more Republicans are voting to not elect Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House, leading to the House Clerk declaring that a speaker has not been elected.

by The Real Driller January 05, 2023

electronic artsing

The act of buying and monopolizing smaller companies primarily for their IP rather than talent and then forcing drastic changes that impact the scope of their material.

Kyle: Oh Christ! Did you hear Facebook acquired GIPHY?
Chris: Yeah, Facebook is basically electronic artsing the internet.

by The Real Driller December 13, 2020

school retreat

Something that Catholic schools view as a fun activity but half of it is just boring as crap. You have to attend mass and confession, which can be considered to be a really good time to sleep. The upside though is you get to do a bunch of stuff that's fun.

Kyle: Dude, how was the school retreat yesterday?
Chris: Oh, it was boring. I slept the entire time at confession.

by The Real Driller September 19, 2022

Wi Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.

Kyle: Dude, how come that website loaded so fast?
Chris: Wi Fi bat po

by The Real Driller October 30, 2021