The Real Driller's definitions

Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer

Crapital One is something not to be trusted.

by The Real Driller December 11, 2022

Tracer AI

Crappy AI-powered DRM developed by the CCP that acts more like spyware. Can absolutely decimate any social media channel you own.

Kyle: OMG, why did his YouTube channel get terminated?
Chris: The content he used was protected by Tracer AI and its automated system filed claims on its creator's behalf.

by The Real Driller February 11, 2025

Pepco

Terribad power company in Washington DC. If you lose electricity, it takes days for them to restore it because their electricians are slow as heck.

I had to stay in a hotel in DC for five days because I lost electricity and Pepco's electricians took too long because all they do is procrastinate.

by The Real Driller November 26, 2021

NHTSA

National Highway Traffic Safety Administration

Kyle: What's the purpose of NHTSA?
Chris: Save lives and prevent injuries.

by The Real Driller July 22, 2021

crashaholic

Term used to refer to any buggy app that crashes a lot, but can also refer to your computer as well.

Example 1: Pinnacle Studio is such a crashaholic, so that's why I switched to Adobe Premiere.
Example 2: I bought a new PC because my old one was a crashaholic every time I tried to use it.

by The Real Driller May 19, 2020

Tear down this wall!

Ronald Reagan’s most famous line.

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

by The Real Driller December 28, 2021

short answer

Any question on an exam that isn't multiple choice or matching. This is every student's worst nightmare and is the most common reason they fail, partly because they have no idea what to write down.

I failed the exam because every question was short answer.

by The Real Driller October 30, 2023