The Real Driller's definitions

metal slime

One of the most difficult enemies to kill in Dragon Quest, thanks to their high defense and immunity to magic. Only those who are lucky can kill them before they otherwise run away. Once they do die, they usually give a large number of experience points.

If you end up encountering a horde of metal slimes, you'll have a chance of killing one or two of them. I managed to land a critical hit on two of them. Additionally, I happened to kill a liquid metal slime on my first try.

by The Real Driller May 6, 2022

Wi Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.

Kyle: Dude, how come that website loaded so fast?
Chris: Wi Fi bat po

by The Real Driller October 30, 2021

dyslexy

Derogatory term for a person with dyslexia, characterized by their difficulty trying to read. It is often used to insult people who can't read or act like they may have dyslexia, or in some cases a dummy.

Kyle: Dude, this guy can't read; he is a total dyslexy!
Chris: Sure is.
Dislexy guy: Hey, stop calling me that!

by The Real Driller July 16, 2021

PA Unemployment

The unemployment office in the state of Pennsylvania. The system was much better in the past until a Facebook Update in the summer of 2021 completely overhauled the system.

The customer service system became is now one of the worst in the US. If you contact them for help, they clearly refuse to fix your issue. They log your issue with a ticket number and force you to wait for three weeks due to 70,000 people being ahead of you. And when they contact you, you'll end up missing the call and getting an email instead, forcing you to open a new ticket and wait three more weeks because your issue was not resolved.

If you ever experienced this, just contact a lawyer and sue the crap out of the Commonwealth of PA.

And this is from a Commonwealth of PA employee.

Kyle: Dude, the PA unemployment system now is awful. All they did was set up a ticketing system forcing you to wait weeks for a response to your issue.
Chris: Yeah, I'm still waiting for my ticket to be rung up. It's been a week now.

by The Real Driller October 21, 2021

snotface

Derogatory term for a person who has a cold and spreads the virus to others.

Kyle: You have a cold?
Chris: Yes, and my fat slug father is partly to blame for this. He had been coughing and sneezing everywhere for the past two days. That freaking snotface sneezed in my face. Instead of using tissues, he used me. Screw him.

by The Real Driller March 7, 2023

Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer

Crapital One is something not to be trusted.

by The Real Driller December 11, 2022

school retreat

Something that Catholic schools view as a fun activity but half of it is just boring as crap. You have to attend mass and confession, which can be considered to be a really good time to sleep. The upside though is you get to do a bunch of stuff that's fun.

Kyle: Dude, how was the school retreat yesterday?
Chris: Oh, it was boring. I slept the entire time at confession.

by The Real Driller September 19, 2022