Definitions by The Real Driller
Grawitz
Grawitz: My Failure, I’m ready to help you today.
Dolfy: Very well fatty, but I need to know if you’ve found Fegelein or not.
Grawitz: Well… I… did not find him.
Dolfy: You’d be better if you detonated yourself.
(Grawitz stomps foot, leaves, and Gunsche enters)
Dolfy: Very well fatty, but I need to know if you’ve found Fegelein or not.
Grawitz: Well… I… did not find him.
Dolfy: You’d be better if you detonated yourself.
(Grawitz stomps foot, leaves, and Gunsche enters)
Grawitz by The Real Driller May 11, 2024
iPLEDGE
A program created by the FDA whose primary goal is controlling the distribution of Accutane, a medication used for treating acne. Patients, doctors, and pharmacists are required to register with the program in order to prescribe the medication.
The program was created to prevent birth defects if taken during pregnancy. It has not significantly reduced the exposure of pregnant women to Accutane, but major criticisms of it are difficult compliance regulations, privacy intrusion, and difficulty navigating its site.
The program was created to prevent birth defects if taken during pregnancy. It has not significantly reduced the exposure of pregnant women to Accutane, but major criticisms of it are difficult compliance regulations, privacy intrusion, and difficulty navigating its site.
Kyle: Hey! How's life going?
Chris: Awful. I was prescribed Accutane because of my terrible acne. I had to go through registering with this crappy iPLEDGE program, and I also have to have bloodwork done every month.
Chris: Awful. I was prescribed Accutane because of my terrible acne. I had to go through registering with this crappy iPLEDGE program, and I also have to have bloodwork done every month.
iPLEDGE by The Real Driller November 26, 2023
reading assignment
Something that teachers assign nearly every night. Students don't usually give a crap and read the assigned material, only to be in shock when there's a quiz on it the next day. On Rate My Professors, they can easily be denoted if they have the Get Ready to Read tag.
I heard our new teacher's a really tough grader. He puts out reading assignments every class and ends up quizzing you on it the next day.
reading assignment by The Real Driller November 19, 2023
short answer
Any question on an exam that isn't multiple choice or matching. This is every student's worst nightmare and is the most common reason they fail, partly because they have no idea what to write down.
short answer by The Real Driller October 30, 2023
PooTrap
A small baggie you magnetically clamp around the edges of a dog's butt which collects the crap they take while on a walk, eliminating the need to pick up after them.
PooTrap by The Real Driller October 12, 2023
alopecia areata
What happens when Jodl objects to your hair and decides to make you bald. Essentially, it's an autoimmune disorder that destroys your hair.
Jodl one day met a woman who had over 200 centimeters of hair. After a meeting in which the woman planned to continue growing her hair to break the world record for the longest hair in the world, Jodl delivered an objection to her hair and applied an alopecia areata curse. Her hair fell off until she became bald. This marked the creation of another bald objecting fool.
What caused it? Pandemic stress.
What caused it? Pandemic stress.
alopecia areata by The Real Driller September 15, 2023
sinusitis
That stupid annoying freaking crap that prevents natural breathing through the nose. Colds and allergies often cause this.
I hate having this crap called sinusitis. If it lasts for more than three months, then it's called chronic sinusitis, with surgery being the only way to resolve it.
sinusitis by The Real Driller August 20, 2023