The Real Driller's definitions

electronic artsing

The act of buying and monopolizing smaller companies primarily for their IP rather than talent and then forcing drastic changes that impact the scope of their material.

Kyle: Oh Christ! Did you hear Facebook acquired GIPHY?
Chris: Yeah, Facebook is basically electronic artsing the internet.

by The Real Driller December 13, 2020

HIAS

Hebrew Immigrant Aid Society, a non-profit organization dedicated to helping Jewish refugees settle in the United States.

We had no idea he was obsessed with HIAS until after the attack happened, but we should've known it.

by The Real Driller June 10, 2021

religion class

Another stupid course forced on students who attend Catholic schools. Their main purpose is to help students put theological values toward professional and personal decisions, but is despised by anyone who doesn't give a crap about God. Also, this class is the reason why you have to attend an all-school mass at least once a month.

If you don't care about God, then religion class is simply a good time to take another 45-90 minute nap and fail the class because your chances of understanding it are zero percent.

by The Real Driller September 6, 2022

Hanna-Barbera

A virus who began in the late 1950s in the animation industry. Their light side was they created top-notch shows such as The Flintstones, Wacky Races, and Scooby-Doo. But there's one downfall: these nerds possess a huge library of sound effects with the sole purpose of tissing off gamers. The virus began spreading in the 1960s when Warner Brothers Animation, Nickelodeon, and DiC Entertainment exploited these to their full extent. They infected the anime industry when Wacky Races was a smash hit in Japan. They also infected the gaming industry in the 1980s when almost every show in the 80s and 90s made minor use of these. It started with Dragon's Lair and Time Gal, but it really didn't take off until the 1990s, when Crash Bandicoot was the first to be hit. Rareware got infected with games such as Banjo-Kazooie and Donkey Kong 64 exploiting these. Nintendo also got infected too, Paper Mario was the first, but it wasn't until Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga where the usage of HB sounds started getting worse. Almost every Mario game nowadays uses these.

Scenario 1:
Gamer: I wanted to play Super Mario Galaxy, but I can't because Nintendo put in those stupid HB sounds in! Screw you Hanna-Barbera!

Scenario 2:
Teacher: Okay students, we are going to watch Magic School Bus!
Student: OH GOD! The sound effects there are awful, and a large majority of sound effects used are from Hanna-Barbera! Ren and Stimpy also exploit these too! I'm outta here! (leaves classroom)

by The Real Driller June 14, 2017

a speaker has not been elected

What Kevin McCarthy heard way too many times when he tried to secure the speaker's gavel...

More and more Republicans are voting to not elect Kevin McCarthy as Speaker of the House, leading to the House Clerk declaring that a speaker has not been elected.

by The Real Driller January 5, 2023

kongress

German for congress.

Wanna run for U.S. Kongress?

by The Real Driller November 9, 2022

Krebs

A person who is obsessed with fish and will often repeatedly say it.

Krebs: It's time for us to look at a picture of a fish. Fish fish fish fish fish.
Dolfy: Stop saying that, and enough of your fishy madness.
(Krebs laughs)
Krebs: Fish.

by The Real Driller March 13, 2022