An annoying feature of Java that comes back every time you turn your computer on. It even occurs if you have the latest version of Java installed.
Java Auto Update sucks, and all it does is renders a computer unusable. It's much better to call it Java the Hutt!
by The Real Driller May 13, 2023
People who join your Discord server and then leave shortly thereafter or the next day so they can inflate their friend count. Basically another word for joinleaving.
Kyle: Ugh, why do people on my Discord server keep leaving as soon as they join?
Chris: They're joinleavers - they join and then leave just so they can boost their friend count. It's basically another word for stupid people.
Chris: They're joinleavers - they join and then leave just so they can boost their friend count. It's basically another word for stupid people.
by The Real Driller April 03, 2022
A person who is new at Sbarros and works really slow. Probably is fifty pounds overweight and votes republican. He is usually a pain in the butt when you try to order your pizza there.
Before and ordering the pizza:
Susumu: What is taking so god dang long!? I've been waiting an hour to order my pizza!
Clerk: Oh, he's new here. He's not used to multitasking, so you might experience delays.
After ordering the pizza:
Kagami: Susumu, what took you so long?
Susumu: Oh, the guy from Sbarros was slow as heck when I was trying to order the pizza.
Kagami: Let's hope we don't run into this again.
Susumu: What is taking so god dang long!? I've been waiting an hour to order my pizza!
Clerk: Oh, he's new here. He's not used to multitasking, so you might experience delays.
After ordering the pizza:
Kagami: Susumu, what took you so long?
Susumu: Oh, the guy from Sbarros was slow as heck when I was trying to order the pizza.
Kagami: Let's hope we don't run into this again.
by The Real Driller August 12, 2017
Now known as FANDOM, a terribad, greedy wiki-hosting company. Ads are intrusive, censors content to please the Chinese government, and wikis are not well-maintained. If you try contacting customer support, they refuse to help in any way whatsoever, and they have a list of pre-written messages they copypaste when replying to a ticket because of their inability to type.
I was the founder of a popular fanon wiki on Wikia, but my site got shut down by them, causing three years of content to be lost forever. I loved editing there every day, but my ability to write new content is gone. This was an attack on my freedom of speech, and I had the right to create whatever I wanted, and I didn't do anything to deserve being banned. The people who shut down my site are liberals who celebrated its shutdown, happy they censored me from the platform. They purged my site because they are commies who support the Chinese Communist Party. I had one of the most active presences on the internet, and this banning left me no way to talk to my followers.
by The Real Driller June 06, 2021
The act of inviting a bunch of guys to a Burbank, California bar or pub and drinking a bunch of bourbon.
Kyle: Hey, you want to go to the Yard House in Burbank? We're going to have a Bourbank!
Chris: No, I don't want to get drunk and risk getting a DUI.
Chris: No, I don't want to get drunk and risk getting a DUI.
by The Real Driller August 05, 2023
What you see when you look up a word that doesn't exist on Urban Dictionary, giving suggestions of words that may be similar to what you actually typed.
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by The Real Driller April 18, 2022
The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:
- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer
- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer
by The Real Driller December 11, 2022