The Real Driller's definitions

wet market

A market selling live animals and a big place to become ill. Often found in China, the origin of SARS and COVID-19.

Kyle: Hey, how was your trip to China?
Chris: It was fine, though I did feel a little sick from eating that pangolin at a wet market.

by The Real Driller May 6, 2020

Lifelight

Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light

On that day, when the sky fell away
Our world came to an end
In our eyes, did a fading sun rise in the dark?
Glimmering shadows

Silence grows, in the spaces between
stretching out beyond time
Rising up, as a chorus of souls find a voice
flickering through the void

These little sparks, cling on to life,
everyone caught in the struggle,
And then the storms of change, they fan the flames
scattering ashes to the wind

Every soul contains a whisper of light
gleaming faintly as it dwindles from sight
No escape, no greater fate to be made
In the end, the chains of time will not break

Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Light will guide you, on your way to the ultimate fight

Lifelight

by The Real Driller January 4, 2019

Pittsburgh exit

Any asinine exit on a highway designed by buttholes that force you to travel through town in order to get back onto the highway, leading to you losing time from traffic. Pittsburgh and other cities in Pennsylvania are known to grossly exploit this atrocity of humanity.

I went on a road trip home yesterday and I accidentally exited at the wrong spot and there was no place to get back on. I got forced to drive through town and had to wait an hour through extremely long stop lights who green lights last only a few seconds. Stupid Pittsburgh exits.

by The Real Driller December 28, 2021

Rate My Professors

A website that college students use when choosing their classes to avoid having professors that are really difficult or challenging. Rate My Professors is your go-to site if you don't want to write a term paper or need more interactivity.

Kyle: I was originally going to take College Algebra with Dr. Platte, but turned to a different professor. after seeing his reviews on Rate My Professors.
Chris: Yeah. I heard he's lecture heavy and grades harshly.

by The Real Driller January 15, 2020

Real Networks

A crappy money-grubbing company whose sole intent is to make as much money through adware. They are best known for the infamous RealPlayer, which is infested with ads. They also own GameHouse, which puts ads in most of their games.

Dude, don't trust anything made by Real Networks.

by The Real Driller April 3, 2021

IDME

The most glitchy identity verification system in the world.

Kyle: Dude, I can't file my unemployment claim because of this crappy IDME system that doesn't recognize my driver's license.
Chris: I know man. If you call the UC office to get help, they refuse to fix it. All they do is put up a ticket for a specialist to fix.

by The Real Driller August 30, 2021

classified documents

Material that a government body deems sensitive and must be protected. Access is restricted by law, and misuse can result in fines or jail time. Can easily be identified if they have "top secret" written on them.

Kyle: Hey, did you hear about the man who got arrested for leaking classified documents on Discord?
Chris: Yeah. Remember the time Trump would rip them?

by The Real Driller June 23, 2023