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alopecia areata

What happens when Jodl objects to your hair and decides to make you bald. Essentially, it's an autoimmune disorder that destroys your hair.
Jodl one day met a woman who had over 200 centimeters of hair. After a meeting in which the woman planned to continue growing her hair to break the world record for the longest hair in the world, Jodl delivered an objection to her hair and applied an alopecia areata curse. Her hair fell off until she became bald. This marked the creation of another bald objecting fool.

What caused it? Pandemic stress.
by The Real Driller September 15, 2023
mugGet the alopecia areatamug.

IFTTT Pro

A Facebook Update that was introduced onto IFTTT on September 10, 2020, that locked all free users behind a metered paywall. Something that used to be free for many years isn't free anymore. The only free stuff you get for non-subscribers is three applets and that's it.
IFTTT Pro is a horrible excuse to waste your money on. That makes it feel like IFTTT was purchased by Electronic Arts.
by The Real Driller September 17, 2020
mugGet the IFTTT Promug.

Wi Fi bat po

My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.
Kyle: Dude, how come that website loaded so fast?
Chris: Wi Fi bat po
by The Real Driller October 30, 2021
mugGet the Wi Fi bat pomug.

metal slime

One of the most difficult enemies to kill in Dragon Quest, thanks to their high defense and immunity to magic. Only those who are lucky can kill them before they otherwise run away. Once they do die, they usually give a large number of experience points.
If you end up encountering a horde of metal slimes, you'll have a chance of killing one or two of them. I managed to land a critical hit on two of them. Additionally, I happened to kill a liquid metal slime on my first try.
by The Real Driller May 6, 2022
mugGet the metal slimemug.

oshi baiting

The practice of commenting under your oshi's media or mentioning them anywhere on social media with the end goal of attracting their attention.
Kyle: Dude, I'm going to make a PC-98 Touhou-style Remix of Riko's theme from Mystical Power Plant!
Chris: Hey, can you stop oshi baiting? You often do it by adding a huge number of hashtags to your posts so you can get attention. You also spam mention your favorite character in every reply on Twitter.
Kyle: But I like this character...
by The Real Driller December 28, 2024
mugGet the oshi baitingmug.

kongress

Wanna run for U.S. Kongress?
by The Real Driller November 9, 2022
mugGet the kongressmug.

Crapital One

The other name for Capital One. A bank holding company with a multitude of problems, such as:

- Their noisy slogan "What's in your Wallet?"
- Sending you spam mail for credit card offers every day
- Closing your account for requesting an unjust fee to be removed
- Misleading you to pay extra for services
- Automated dialing to your phone in violation of the Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991
- Randomly visiting you at home or your employer
Crapital One is something not to be trusted.
by The Real Driller December 11, 2022
mugGet the Crapital Onemug.

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