The Real Driller's definitions

term pooper

A person who dumps a very long string of crap.

Kyle: Hey, I took a term pooper yesterday.
Chris: How?
Kyle: I continuously crapped out a long string of feces. This came after I ate a really big supreme pizza.
Chris: I want to try doing that someday.

by The Real Driller February 27, 2022

Elon Mollusk

What Elon Musk should be called for electronic artsing Twitter.

Some people are turning away from Twitter after Elon Mollusk bought it.

by The Real Driller October 31, 2022

imperishable night

When you have a day expected to be 24 hours in length or more without sleeping. Named after the Touhou game where you freeze the night just to find that one person who put up a fake moon.

My day began at 7AM, with me flying out of Toronto for Dublin at 5PM. It was 6AM the next day when I arrived, and I didn't fly to Glasgow until 1PM. I didn't get to the hotel until 7PM. That was one heck of an Imperishable Night.

by The Real Driller June 13, 2023

never dig straight down

Number one rule of Minecraft. Doing so makes you fall in lava or often, falling into a cavern where you lose all of your stuff. Digging straight up does the same thing but with similar cases. Doing this also makes you get stuck in the hole you've dug in.

Susumu: Mr. Izumi, have you seen Konata anywhere!?
Soujirou: I'm sorry Susumu, but Konata has died. I've told her numerous times to never dig straight down.
Susumu: Awwww, now I can't go to prom with her!

by The Real Driller December 31, 2016

Parky's

Basically the shorthand version for Parkinson's.

Our substitute teacher in British Literature is the worst in our school, she is always high on marijuana and suffers Parky's.

by The Real Driller May 21, 2018

sinusitis

That stupid annoying freaking crap that prevents natural breathing through the nose. Colds and allergies often cause this.

I hate having this crap called sinusitis. If it lasts for more than three months, then it's called chronic sinusitis, with surgery being the only way to resolve it.

by The Real Driller August 20, 2023

HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025