The Real Driller's definitions
My Wi-Fi is unbreakable. Derived from a Cantonese phrase in Hong Kong kung fu movies known as "wai faai bat po," which literally means "only speed is unbreakable." The Wi-Fi version came to be when Mike Tyson said the phrase it originates from in the wrong tone.
by The Real Driller October 30, 2021
Get the Wi Fi bat pomug. Kyle: You have a cold?
Chris: Yes, and my fat slug father is partly to blame for this. He had been coughing and sneezing everywhere for the past two days. That freaking snotface sneezed in my face. Instead of using tissues, he used me. Screw him.
Chris: Yes, and my fat slug father is partly to blame for this. He had been coughing and sneezing everywhere for the past two days. That freaking snotface sneezed in my face. Instead of using tissues, he used me. Screw him.
by The Real Driller March 7, 2023
Get the snotfacemug. Derogatory term for a person with dyslexia, characterized by their difficulty trying to read. It is often used to insult people who can't read or act like they may have dyslexia, or in some cases a dummy.
Kyle: Dude, this guy can't read; he is a total dyslexy!
Chris: Sure is.
Dislexy guy: Hey, stop calling me that!
Chris: Sure is.
Dislexy guy: Hey, stop calling me that!
by The Real Driller July 16, 2021
Get the dyslexymug. The unemployment office in the state of Pennsylvania. The system was much better in the past until a Facebook Update in the summer of 2021 completely overhauled the system.
The customer service system became is now one of the worst in the US. If you contact them for help, they clearly refuse to fix your issue. They log your issue with a ticket number and force you to wait for three weeks due to 70,000 people being ahead of you. And when they contact you, you'll end up missing the call and getting an email instead, forcing you to open a new ticket and wait three more weeks because your issue was not resolved.
If you ever experienced this, just contact a lawyer and sue the crap out of the Commonwealth of PA.
And this is from a Commonwealth of PA employee.
The customer service system became is now one of the worst in the US. If you contact them for help, they clearly refuse to fix your issue. They log your issue with a ticket number and force you to wait for three weeks due to 70,000 people being ahead of you. And when they contact you, you'll end up missing the call and getting an email instead, forcing you to open a new ticket and wait three more weeks because your issue was not resolved.
If you ever experienced this, just contact a lawyer and sue the crap out of the Commonwealth of PA.
And this is from a Commonwealth of PA employee.
Kyle: Dude, the PA unemployment system now is awful. All they did was set up a ticketing system forcing you to wait weeks for a response to your issue.
Chris: Yeah, I'm still waiting for my ticket to be rung up. It's been a week now.
Chris: Yeah, I'm still waiting for my ticket to be rung up. It's been a week now.
by The Real Driller October 21, 2021
Get the PA Unemploymentmug. Kyle: Hey, do you know what the first tweet on Twitter was?
Chris: just setting up my twttr
Kyle: Okay.
Chris: just setting up my twttr
Kyle: Okay.
by The Real Driller July 14, 2021
Get the just setting up my twttrmug. The blue thing that every Mario Kart player fears the most. Destroying friendships since late 1996. It's essentially a way to bring the leader of the race to last, ruining their day.
You know, that moment where you spend the whole race in first, only to get hit by a spiny shell several hundred meters before the finish line? I sure do, and I wish they never existed in the first place.
by The Real Driller March 17, 2023
Get the spiny shellmug. A freebie that comes with most Apple products which usually serves no purpose. You usually get two of them on a single vertical sheet and come in a variety of sizes and colors.
I can't count how many sheets of Apple stickers I have over the nearly forty years I started buying Apple products starting with the original Macintosh.
by The Real Driller June 12, 2022
Get the Apple stickersmug.