The Professor's definitions

noob stick

The panzerfaust in Wolfenstein, or Wolfenstein ET. Only used when referring to this weapon in the hands of an unskilled player.

Battle Magic keeps TKing everyone with that Noob Stick

by The Professor November 7, 2003

air force one

The presidents personal mode of transportation to all things that he needs to look cool at.

The president is going to meet with the rockin' prime minister from the czech republic. He'd better take Air Force One

by The Professor June 28, 2004

Price Range

The acceptable age range for one's dating prospects. This can be a stated range (i.e. "I tend to date women in their late-twenties, but my price range is 26-34."), or, it can be based on one's dating choices/behavior (i.e. "Damn dude, I didn't think 21 year olds were still in your price range.")

While I usually like younger women, she's 34, which is still in my price range.

by The Professor June 18, 2004

antidisistablishmentarienism

A word that doesn't mean anything because some botard can't spell for shit.

I think I'm smart, so I'll put a big word in the UD. However, I will only succeed in subjecting myself to ridicule because I can't actually spell.

by The Professor January 5, 2005

dobber

Synonymous with Chav or Pikey,but usually slightly older.

Dobbers usually wander around in pairs wearing sports casual clothing,the males usually carry a stick (in case the DSS see them) & the females usually wear black leggings & teddy bear t shirts.They are usually excessively overweight & commonly call their offspring Chantelle or Aaron.

see the dobbers in the dole queue

by The Professor June 3, 2004

lumberjack

The man who sings

I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.

I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

apropos

by the way

And then I ate the tuna sandwich.
Apropos, the stock in tuna companies is rising...

by The Professor June 29, 2004