The Professor's definitions

Price Range

The acceptable age range for one's dating prospects. This can be a stated range (i.e. "I tend to date women in their late-twenties, but my price range is 26-34."), or, it can be based on one's dating choices/behavior (i.e. "Damn dude, I didn't think 21 year olds were still in your price range.")

While I usually like younger women, she's 34, which is still in my price range.

by The Professor June 18, 2004

I'll never wash my cheek

Is usually used following an unexpected display of affection (typically a kiss) from a person whom one has a crush on.

While I am unsure of the exact etymology of the phrase, I can remember first hearing it on an old Brady Bunch episode when Marcia Brady said it after Davy Jones from the Monkees kissed her on the cheek.

"I can't believe Davy Jones kissed me! I'll never wash this cheek again."

by The Professor July 11, 2004

Gayish

1. Acting like a homosexual
2. Doing something in a way that a homosexual would do

Talking like that makes you gayish.

by The Professor March 31, 2003

dobber

Synonymous with Chav or Pikey,but usually slightly older.

Dobbers usually wander around in pairs wearing sports casual clothing,the males usually carry a stick (in case the DSS see them) & the females usually wear black leggings & teddy bear t shirts.They are usually excessively overweight & commonly call their offspring Chantelle or Aaron.

see the dobbers in the dole queue

by The Professor June 3, 2004

noob stick

The panzerfaust in Wolfenstein, or Wolfenstein ET. Only used when referring to this weapon in the hands of an unskilled player.

Battle Magic keeps TKing everyone with that Noob Stick

by The Professor November 7, 2003

air force one

The presidents personal mode of transportation to all things that he needs to look cool at.

The president is going to meet with the rockin' prime minister from the czech republic. He'd better take Air Force One

by The Professor June 28, 2004

apropos

by the way

And then I ate the tuna sandwich.
Apropos, the stock in tuna companies is rising...

by The Professor June 29, 2004