The Professor's definitions

Eat fritos

of or relating to the act of physically consuming fritos.

Archibald Winslow decided he was going to eat fritos.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

foil

A thrusting weapon used in fencing.

He scored a point by putting the point of his foil on his opponent's torso.

by The Professor November 7, 2003

Iterate

to state repeatedly; to repeat

Listen this time! I hate having to iterate

by The Professor June 28, 2004

bouncing betty

A type of landmine characterized by its detonation only when pressure that has been placed on it has been released. After release, the mine springs into the air spewing shrapnel in all directions.

The private stepped on the bouncing betty and took out the whole platoon.

by The Professor November 7, 2003

Gayish

1. Acting like a homosexual
2. Doing something in a way that a homosexual would do

Talking like that makes you gayish.

by The Professor March 31, 2003

dobber

Synonymous with Chav or Pikey,but usually slightly older.

Dobbers usually wander around in pairs wearing sports casual clothing,the males usually carry a stick (in case the DSS see them) & the females usually wear black leggings & teddy bear t shirts.They are usually excessively overweight & commonly call their offspring Chantelle or Aaron.

see the dobbers in the dole queue

by The Professor June 3, 2004

noob stick

The panzerfaust in Wolfenstein, or Wolfenstein ET. Only used when referring to this weapon in the hands of an unskilled player.

Battle Magic keeps TKing everyone with that Noob Stick

by The Professor November 7, 2003