The Professor's definitions

Atropos

the third fate in Greek mythology who cuts the thread of life after Clothos spins it, and Lachesis measures it

Pray that Atropos' scissors are far away.

by The Professor June 29, 2004

Patrick Moore

One who plays the xylophone.

Give him a mallet, and he becomes a real Patrick Moore.

by The Professor November 7, 2003

Eat fritos

of or relating to the act of physically consuming fritos.

Archibald Winslow decided he was going to eat fritos.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

arseholed

Extremely drunk (British Slang)

I must have been really arseholed last night, 'cause I don't remember how I got home.

by The Professor June 5, 2003

babosity

the noun form of babelicious. A high concentration of this in a woman will cause in observant males a swelling of the nether region.

Why look, Chauncey, that young lady appears to have a significant babosity quotient.

You're so right, Basil.

by the professor October 14, 2004

Nu Christian

1. A slang term for young Christians who pretend it's cool to be moral or act sarcastically immoral.
2. A teenage Christian who attends TEC (Teens Encounter Christ) or a Youth Group.
3. A teenager who is overly zealous about Christianity.
4. A teenager who non-satirically preaches "It's Hip To Be Square."
5. A teenager who listens to Christian music.

1. Why are these nu christians always ranting about how sweet Youth Group is?
2. Don't these nu christians realize I don't give a damn about Jars of Clay?

by The Professor December 9, 2003

break up

1. to no longer be in an involved relationship
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick

2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.

by The Professor August 22, 2003