Definitions by The Professor

Pork Chop Sandwich 

Item much sought after by members of the GI Joe fire fighting team. Consists of pork, chop, and sandwich.

(Running into burning house) Pork Chop Sandwich!

Pork Chop Sandwich by The Professor November 24, 2003

marto 

(v) To use ones partner as a kitchen cleaning implement

After he had martoed with her the counter top was clean and shiny

marto by the professor November 10, 2003

Patrick Moore 

One who plays the xylophone.

Give him a mallet, and he becomes a real Patrick Moore.

Patrick Moore by The Professor November 7, 2003

bouncing betty 

A type of landmine characterized by its detonation only when pressure that has been placed on it has been released. After release, the mine springs into the air spewing shrapnel in all directions.

The private stepped on the bouncing betty and took out the whole platoon.

bouncing betty by The Professor November 7, 2003

foil 

A thrusting weapon used in fencing.

He scored a point by putting the point of his foil on his opponent's torso.

foil by The Professor November 7, 2003

noob stick 

The panzerfaust in Wolfenstein, or Wolfenstein ET. Only used when referring to this weapon in the hands of an unskilled player.

Battle Magic keeps TKing everyone with that Noob Stick

noob stick by The Professor November 7, 2003

break up 

1. to no longer be in an involved relationship
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick

2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.

break up by The Professor August 22, 2003