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Item much sought after by members of the GI Joe fire fighting team. Consists of pork, chop, and sandwich.
by The Professor November 24, 2003
Get the Pork Chop Sandwich mug.If a couple had a child and attempt to have another or just plain having sex, then the man is a motherfucker due to the fact that the man's spouse became a mother after having a child. Hence making the man(father) a motherfucker.
Your father is a motherfucker.
by The Professor March 31, 2003
Get the motherfucker mug.I think I'm smart, so I'll put a big word in the UD. However, I will only succeed in subjecting myself to ridicule because I can't actually spell.
by The Professor January 5, 2005
Get the antidisistablishmentarienism mug.The man who sings
I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.
I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.
I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.
by The Professor June 28, 2004
Get the lumberjack mug.1. A slang term for young Christians who pretend it's cool to be moral or act sarcastically immoral.
2. A teenage Christian who attends TEC (Teens Encounter Christ) or a Youth Group.
3. A teenager who is overly zealous about Christianity.
4. A teenager who non-satirically preaches "It's Hip To Be Square."
5. A teenager who listens to Christian music.
2. A teenage Christian who attends TEC (Teens Encounter Christ) or a Youth Group.
3. A teenager who is overly zealous about Christianity.
4. A teenager who non-satirically preaches "It's Hip To Be Square."
5. A teenager who listens to Christian music.
1. Why are these nu christians always ranting about how sweet Youth Group is?
2. Don't these nu christians realize I don't give a damn about Jars of Clay?
2. Don't these nu christians realize I don't give a damn about Jars of Clay?
by The Professor December 9, 2003
Get the Nu Christian mug.1. to no longer be in an involved relationship
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick
2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.
i.e. Jenny needs to break up with Rick
2. to have a bad connection between two cellular phone users
i.e. "Jenny, you're breaking up," said Rick.
by The Professor August 22, 2003
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