The Professor's definitions

Eat fritos

of or relating to the act of physically consuming fritos.

Archibald Winslow decided he was going to eat fritos.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

stare

to make a fool of oneself by gazing in the direction of someone for a long time unknowingly

He was staring at me and I didn't like it...so I shot him.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

lumberjack

The man who sings

I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.

I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

Noiners

a mutilation of a german word

Jesus! Who adds an 'ers' to Noin?

by The Professor June 28, 2004

SEGA thumbs

Pain or stiffness in the thumbs occuring most often after a long bout of playing a game on the SEGA console.
Can also be applied to other consoles.

After 5 hours of Sonic, Bruce had a badass case of SEGA thumbs.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

Iterate

to state repeatedly; to repeat

Listen this time! I hate having to iterate

by The Professor June 28, 2004

air force one

The presidents personal mode of transportation to all things that he needs to look cool at.

The president is going to meet with the rockin' prime minister from the czech republic. He'd better take Air Force One

by The Professor June 28, 2004