The Professor's definitions

Fongin'

turnin your tail between your legs and being a pussy. Not becoming of male and or masculine ways of life. Basically being a woman and liking it.

Dude you see that gay dude, totally FOng'ed OUT

by THE PROFESSOR March 11, 2005

Noiners

a mutilation of a german word

Jesus! Who adds an 'ers' to Noin?

by The Professor June 28, 2004

Trogdor

The Best Thing Ever To Happen To The World.

www.homestarrunner.com under toons in extras in strong bad e-mails under Dragon GO THERE NOW I COMMAND YOU

by The Professor June 3, 2003

MonkaToS

An phrase or alternative version of the PePe the Frog emote from the streaming website Twitch, used in situations where something in the stream mediates something offensive that could be against the Terms Of Service of Twitch

Streamer: *Says or does something bad or offensive that they probably will regret later
Chat: MonkaToS! MonkaToS!

by The Professor August 8, 2019

Pork Chop Sandwich

Item much sought after by members of the GI Joe fire fighting team. Consists of pork, chop, and sandwich.

(Running into burning house) Pork Chop Sandwich!

by The Professor November 24, 2003

stare

to make a fool of oneself by gazing in the direction of someone for a long time unknowingly

He was staring at me and I didn't like it...so I shot him.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

motherfucker

If a couple had a child and attempt to have another or just plain having sex, then the man is a motherfucker due to the fact that the man's spouse became a mother after having a child. Hence making the man(father) a motherfucker.

Your father is a motherfucker.

by The Professor March 31, 2003