The Professor's definitions

Booleanographer

One certified in Internet Searching by the International Booleanography Society at Roni00.com

Nigel couldn't find the lyrics for his favorite song, so he called upon the local Booleanographer. Needless to say, the result was good.

by The Professor February 10, 2005

Price Range

The acceptable age range for one's dating prospects. This can be a stated range (i.e. "I tend to date women in their late-twenties, but my price range is 26-34."), or, it can be based on one's dating choices/behavior (i.e. "Damn dude, I didn't think 21 year olds were still in your price range.")

While I usually like younger women, she's 34, which is still in my price range.

by The Professor June 18, 2004

Gayish

1. Acting like a homosexual
2. Doing something in a way that a homosexual would do

Talking like that makes you gayish.

by The Professor March 31, 2003

lumberjack

The man who sings

I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K.
I sleep all night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS
He's a lumberjack and he's O.K.
He sleeps all night
And Works all day.

I chop down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I want to be a girlee
Just like my dear papa.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

foil

A thrusting weapon used in fencing.

He scored a point by putting the point of his foil on his opponent's torso.

by The Professor November 7, 2003

Eat fritos

of or relating to the act of physically consuming fritos.

Archibald Winslow decided he was going to eat fritos.

by The Professor June 28, 2004

Iterate

to state repeatedly; to repeat

Listen this time! I hate having to iterate

by The Professor June 28, 2004