Montague Tubesock

When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.
Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"
by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008
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Skanal

The act of combining two of America's greatest past times: anal sex and skittles.
Skanal is known to be an office party favorite.
by The Pimp's Bologna February 04, 2009
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smunchin

Bill- "Hey Tim, how was your date with Smurfette last night?"

Tim- "It was pretty swell, after dinner i tool her back to my place and did some smunching. She wailed like an ox."
by The Pimp's Bologna February 23, 2008
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