During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.
Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."
Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"
Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"
by The Pimp's Bologna February 25, 2008
Get the Russian Turntablemug. When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.
Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"
Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."
Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"
Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."
Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"
by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008
Get the Montague Tubesockmug. Bill- "Hey Tim, how was your date with Smurfette last night?"
Tim- "It was pretty swell, after dinner i tool her back to my place and did some smunching. She wailed like an ox."
Tim- "It was pretty swell, after dinner i tool her back to my place and did some smunching. She wailed like an ox."
by The Pimp's Bologna February 23, 2008
Get the smunchinmug.