The Pimp's Bologna's definitions

Skanal

The act of combining two of America's greatest past times: anal sex and skittles.

Skanal is known to be an office party favorite.

by The Pimp's Bologna February 3, 2009

Missouri Forklift

When a man turns a women's vagina inside out, and gives the inside out vag a blowjob.

Tina- "What's wrong Miranda, do you have cramps?"

Miranda- "Nah, me and Frank did a Missouri Forklift last night, my vag is killing me."

by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008

Scooby-Doo Milkshake

When someone cums into a blender, then mixes in chocolate syrup and their personal toenail clippings, then feeds it to the person they are keeping captive in their basement.

Joe felt bad about harvesting his prisoner's organs on the black market, so he decided to make her a Scooby-Doo Milkshake to cheer her up.

by The Pimp's Bologna January 21, 2008