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velma

The nerdy, orange sweater wearing chick who was the meat of the mystery solving gang on scooby-doo. She may be a nerd but she is so fucking hot.
Velma Dace Dinkly is so nerdy on Scooby Doo. Oh I want to give it to her so badly!
by The Pimp's Bologna January 27, 2008
mugGet the velmamug.

Russian Turntable

During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.
Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"
by The Pimp's Bologna February 25, 2008
mugGet the Russian Turntablemug.

Scooby-Doo Milkshake

When someone cums into a blender, then mixes in chocolate syrup and their personal toenail clippings, then feeds it to the person they are keeping captive in their basement.
Joe felt bad about harvesting his prisoner's organs on the black market, so he decided to make her a Scooby-Doo Milkshake to cheer her up.
by The Pimp's Bologna January 21, 2008
mugGet the Scooby-Doo Milkshakemug.

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