The Pimp's Bologna's definitions

velma

The nerdy, orange sweater wearing chick who was the meat of the mystery solving gang on scooby-doo. She may be a nerd but she is so fucking hot.

Velma Dace Dinkly is so nerdy on Scooby Doo. Oh I want to give it to her so badly!

by The Pimp's Bologna January 27, 2008

Rectal Hamburger

The spot at the top of your ass where the cheeks meet, but their is no hole behind them yet.

Mr. Spiffy tried sodomizing Frank, but to no prevail, because he was trying to penetrate the rectal hamburger, it fooled him!

by The Pimp's Bologna February 28, 2008

Scooby-Doo Milkshake

When someone cums into a blender, then mixes in chocolate syrup and their personal toenail clippings, then feeds it to the person they are keeping captive in their basement.

Joe felt bad about harvesting his prisoner's organs on the black market, so he decided to make her a Scooby-Doo Milkshake to cheer her up.

by The Pimp's Bologna January 21, 2008