The Pimp's Bologna's definitions

Montague Tubesock

When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.

Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"

by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008

ra

The sound someone makes when they say the words: "right here" really fast.

Right Here
righ her
rag he
ra ha
ra

by The Pimp's Bologna March 18, 2008

Skanal

The act of combining two of America's greatest past times: anal sex and skittles.

Skanal is known to be an office party favorite.

by The Pimp's Bologna February 3, 2009