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patrizia reggiani

Someone that expected to live to and do everything to excess, and thought that anybody who did not do that was a little coward, somebody weaker than her.
Nobody Patrizia Reggiani ever met was good enough for Patrizia Reggiani, since there was no excess she could go to that would be enough for her (or somebody like her).
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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Cam Newton

The guy that would have taken most of the blame if he started and the Patriots were failing to win (not the owner or coach).
The owner and coach most likely got vaccinated for the same reason they got rid of Cam Newton, they don't want to look bad to the masses, right or wrong.
by The Original Agahnim September 30, 2021
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five foot nothing heartthrob

A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.
You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.
by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021
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Fox lady

A kind of human/animal hybrid that on certain nights is known to hunt hounds and get hunted by rabbits, usually when a river reverses its flow.
The fox lady had a high pitched bark that sounded a little bit like a yelp. Her pelt was worth a lot of money in the wrong hands.
by The Original Agahnim January 16, 2022
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Turtle

The opposite of a cheetah.
It took the turtle most of the day to finish the race, but at least the turtle had no quit in him/her, even if it failed.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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A few good women

A movie about female Marines on trial for killing one of their own.
Scene from A few good women-

Female marine- She was weak. Unit, corps, god, country.

Lawyer- You're on trial for murder, and you want me to go to the judge with unit, corps, god, country?
by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021
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Law

Females are now saying once again the law is not on their side. In reality, the law is not on anyone's side, including Bill Cosby's, any more than the media is. Instead of being with the rest of the human race, it still seems like females still expect to be treated differently than the rest of the human race, that the law should be on their side, and that it would be right if it was. They are special because males don't have babies.
The law is not on your side, and nowadays, with the Derek Chauvin trial, the law is not even on their own side any more. Kind of like criminals are not on each other's side, there is no honor amongst thieves either. All these groups are just people like everyone else, no group above the other, or the law.
by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021
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