The Original Agahnim's definitions

backstabber

Someone that would befriend your worst enemy just to get their face on a stupid fucking billboard, then try to come back claiming to be your ally.

The backstabber wasn't quite the ally or friend that she said she was, if ever you did think she was a friend of yours.

by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022

Portal

Paulie Mussolini from Leavenworth thought he met a guy who was a human like him, just a regular blue spy from Compton, until he got pulled through a portal with the guy, that was when he realized he was not in Kansas anymore.

Paulie didn't apprehend or interrogate the blue spy on time since he had to follow the guy through the portal and bring him back to reality where he could be appreheded and interrogated.

by The Original Agahnim July 10, 2021

New Year's

Nobody calls 2021 the old year now, so what changes on New Year's day? It's a lot like a birthday, the only thing that changes is a number on a calendar (or age for birthday) goes up by 1. This year will be a lot like the year before it, so what's the big deal?

There's too many people that act like New Year's day is a change to another dimension when really absolutely nothing changes on New Year's day.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

fraud

A fake, often a con artist or scam artist.

The female Jim Jones wanted the love and support Joan of Arc had from the French, she wanted to be worshipped as a saint. Trying to be something you're not doesn't get you anything but exposed as a fraud.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Democracy

As long as people value safety/security over personal freedom, they will have no right to do anything that makes them feel safe, they will only have a right to get in line for the slaughterhouse, since they've already given up all the other rights they weren't fighting for. When someone tells someone to tell you that is what's best for you and you never question the source behind the (mis)information, that's what you end up with.

Democracy is only as good as the fight people are willing to put towards it, that was how the country got started. There has always been hypocrisy and double standards, the country was founded by slaveowners fighting for independence and freedom, and bullshit has always been the glue that held it all together, but if nobody fights then nobody has any rights, no matter what they look like.

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021

Change

Whether it's forced on people or not, there will always be a natural resistance, equal and opposite.

As the expression goes, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021

Marshmallow girl

A mama's girl.

The marshmallow girl thought the world owed her the kind of support her mother gave her as a kid.

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021