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If you're the Phoenix Suns, and you know the leader of the Milwaukee Bucks holds nothing about Milwaukee sacred, you know there is a way to cut the head off the snake.
by The Original Agahnim July 19, 2021
Get the Phoenix Suns mug.Bach von Hitler would root against a team every week only to be the one trying to dictate to them what they needed to change or improve on the next week, and how to do their jobs.
by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021
Get the Change mug.Everybody on the school bus was nice to the girl next door because she had big jugs by middle school. Everybody except for the one faggot next door.
That guy would be a fuckin faggot even if he didn't go to trial for it, he's the one that didn't compliment her on her tits because he was too busy thinking about dicks to notice. Everybody knew he was always different, like Rudoplh the red nosed reindeer.
by The Original Agahnim October 17, 2021
Get the Different mug.Not losing everything isn't lucky, since luck never had anything to do with whrn or where a storm would hit. The grief tragedy sympathy industry tries to tell you how much worse things could be or how much more you could lose as a way to manipulate you into feeling better about not losing everything, and that seems like luck, but you wouldn't call everyday living where you don't lose everything good luck, since luck has nothing to do with it.
There is no such thing as lucky in natural disaster. You're either somebody that got hit by it, or you're someone that didn't, but nobody is lucky.
by The Original Agahnim August 30, 2021
Get the Lucky mug.An athlete that says he (or she) is always giving 200 percent, or says something like I got two of those when somebody asks him (or her) about heart is a little bit suspect. It makes you wonder who else's heart they cut out and put in his chest, and what they had to take out of him to make extra room for another transplanted heart. It doesn't seem like a guy with 2 hearts would be in good health most of the time, it seems like the extra heart would blow out like a speaker at some point.
by The Original Agahnim December 12, 2021
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Get the The godmother mug.People that seem to be brilliant and have a strong ability to govern, when really they're mostly there to stick their tentacles in people's lives and pull their strings.
The vaccine shot he/she got in his/her arm was a lot like somewhere to put a string so the puppet master could make him/her dance.
by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021
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