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A baseball/softball player that was given ecstasy before a game will be a bit more emotional than the Japanese team.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
Get the Crying baseball player mug.Democracy hasn't retreated or gone anywhere, but it hasn't been revived in a long time either. Long before the mask and vaccine mandates and restrictions there was the post 9/11 airport security people had tolerated because they decided they valued safety over personal freedom and rights. Kids born after the year 2000 might not even have much sense of democracy or personal freedom, since they've only known the airport security and travel bans since 9/11 and the pandemic, respectively. These folks are used to accepting what they see and hear in the news perhaps, and doing what they are told by authorities rather than questioning whether the authorities know what they are talking about.
Kids born after 2000, if they have any sense of democracy at all, must think it isn't something they might have to wake up and fight/bleed to keep.
by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021
Get the Democracy mug.People don't rob somebody with automatic weapons for 100 dollars and under. There are bank robbers that go out of their way to keep people alive for millions of dollars. If someone is risking their life, freedom, and someone else's life for 100 dollars, the cash the clerk had on hand was never the prize. The payoff was either going to come later if the assassins didn't get caught, or they were taking a fall for somebody else by getting caught.
The assassination was made to look like a robbery, as many are. Robberies and accidents tend to be two things an assassin falls in love with as a go to explanation for why an unsuspecting target ended up dead.
by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021
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Win or lose, the Phoenix Suns fought to the end. Life isn't just about winning for everyone, including even the Milwaukee Bucks who convieniently forgot (their humility) that they didn't win just last year. Even people that hold nothing sacred but winning lose, and thank god for that.
by The Original Agahnim July 20, 2021
Get the Phoenix Suns mug.This chipmunk gangsta rap sounds goofier than these dudes want it to, perhaps I should slow the turntable down so they sound more like the devil, that would sound really scary the way the rappers wanted it to, wouldn't it?
by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021
Get the Chipmunk gangsta rap mug.A phony youtuber that claims they always get sent death threats and drama when really hardly anybody pays attention to or knows who they are.
The youtube poseur thought that he/she the most important/influential person in the world, you could tell by the way they described what happened to people with a youtube channel, and you would think their was an army coming for this guy/girl on every front when in reality most people thought that he/she was about as interesting as watching paint dry, a couple of dorks that felt betrayed by the SS because it collapsed in the 1940's.
by The Original Agahnim December 15, 2021
Get the youtube poseur mug.A word a mindless idiot would think of to fuck with people's heads and do not much else with, since it isn't really a word.
The mindless idiot was everything she was trying to make fun of by creating a word like thinkiness, the worst thing about someone like her was that she couldn't see it clearly enough, because in her mind she was profundity, consideration, importance, and substance, when really she was just another plain and shallow manipulator that held nothing sacred. When somebody holds nothing sacred, there is nothing in them deep enough to be substantial, which is why they coin words they think the public would find catchy like thinkiness that evidently lack any real thought or substance and end up sounding tacky as hell, and not much else.
by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022
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