The Original Agahnim's definitions

Peckerwoods Wit Attitude

A hip hop trio from Malibu that has plenty of attitude and not much else going for them.

Peckerwoods Wit Attitude is back in town with Straight Outta Malibu.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021

reflection

A mirrored image of something.

Zeus was so pleased with his own reflection that he had slaves build a colossel statue of him overlooking the bay so that he could watch himself at all times. Then one day people did the unthinkable, they started to stand up to him. He wanted people to love him even though some of them started to find out he wasn't as spooky as he claimed to be.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

Rejecting

Kind of like ignoring, except you're not turning your back on the thing (or person) you're rejecting.

People don't have to learn to live with anything or anyone, from a virus to a human pest. They can keep rejecting it, as accepting it or living with it only allows it to spread like wildfire. They can tell the wildfire go fuck itself if they want to, even if they don't know they can due to pesky tyrants telling them they have to live with certain things.

by The Original Agahnim January 18, 2022

astroturf

A group of people pretending to be friends with each other (mostly for show) to project an image of togetherness, popularity, social skills/lives, unity, or support for each other. Fake it til you make it and become a real puppet master is the motto of an astroturf creator that really seems to believe that the turf they claimed as their own is really theirs to claim, offer others, or burn down, cut down, or demolish if they don't get their way or dollar signs.

He/she must have come from a planet where astroturf grows wild, because since he/she got here, he/she put down lots of it.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Beer can

A can made of a tin like metal, aluminum usually, that looks tough on the outside at first glimpse, but once the liquid drains out of it it crunches up and flattens like a pancake.

Riding around in a beer can of a car didn't seem secure after the first accident. Up until then the car seemed tough and reliable.

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Poseur

Someone that claims to not care what anybody thinks or about the social status of others, but for some strange reason still tries to tease/make fun of others and make themself look fun/exciting/adventurous/daring in comparison to the other person in the process.

The poseur could see the rungs in everyone's life advancement ladder but his/her own.

by The Original Agahnim December 3, 2021

Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame

It's somewhere underground, and if you've never been, you're like a lit of other people.

That guy kicked the ball across the line and now he's in the Jewish Basketball Hame of Fame. It isn't former sports glory for him, he's a legend forever. Have you ever tried to stand on the same court with a legend of the Jewish Basketball Hall of Fame?

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021