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Change

Something you never have to do for anyone.
People that were actually from the area and went there as kids were grateful that the museum didn't abandon what it was to change into what it could be, something new.
by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
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Chess

When somebody says something is chess not checkers, they're implying that it is somehow more serious, or to be taken more seriously than checkers if it's chess, even though they are both games. Not everything in life is a board game, so the worst kind of game is one that seems designed to be taken seriously when games are the opposite of serious.
by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021
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Coward

That coward shit herself when the other girl split her from her chin to her crotch. The other girl sent her eyes, fingers, toes, and tongue to her family and told them that she died in a pile of her own shit, like a coward.
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021
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Noisy one

You watch the quiet one reading the newspaper, I'll watch the noisy one with the gun saying he's/she's going to shoot the one that isn't scared of him/her (though people don't often warn you with words). The scared one is the one that will shoot.
by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021
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History

Where people come from, and not where they are now. History isn't a fairy tale, it's ugly, not just the 1800s, but if you go back further than that, it was ugly before that. Trying to erase history or tell people they can't educate people about it anymore over sensitivity to it, or because it traumatizes people is silliness, and will not change the present.
You don't burn every copy of a book because it traumatizes you to read it, or you disagree with what's on the pages so that nobody else can read it either. You simply put the book down, read another one that doesn't offend you so much, and question everything you read, even if it's about the Civil War and slavery. What do you really have experience with concerning slavery? That was the 19th century, this is now 2021, nobody was alive back then to give a personal experience narrative of an event. It's a lot like an Italian guy saying he is still mad about his relative from ancient Rome being killed as a gladiator even though he didn't even meet the guy and never walked in his shoes. These are a couple thousand year old shoes he would be trying on. You would think the Indians would be the most outraged group in America over anything you can think on social media, yet you don't hear much from them, there's hardly enough of them left to have the kind of voice black people and every group that lives on their land (including white people) has nowadays. Yet every other group thinks their story matters that much more than the next (that includes black people) to the point that history can't even be talked about without somebody getting a sore ass over it.
by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021
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Freedom fighter

Someone that fights freedom, usually on horseback to make himself/herself look higher than the law and thinks of themself as the law. Otherwise known as an instigator, someone that always tries to trap or provoke people much in the way a matador would trap and provoke a bull.
Syd Noreaga thought of herself as a healer even though everyone around her was sick as from a plague of her. Some people had loved and missed the freedom they had back in 2019, before each and every freedom fighter started calling himself/herself the law.
by The Original Agahnim January 22, 2022
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Marshmallow girl

The marshmallow girl thought the world owed her the kind of support her mother gave her as a kid.
by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021
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