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Loss

It's better to lose as yourself than change to win over a little pressure from somebody else as someone other than you were before you lost.
Losing one game, a few games, or even many games isn't worth trading your soul in for a winning team. Stay true to you and it isn't everything to win, just like losing games and loss doesn't make or break you. There's always going to be adversity, but losing a game isn't the same thing as the fall of a city or state to invaders because it's just a stupid fucking sport.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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Mistakes

How do you keep a decent idea or someone's best efforts from slipping away? If the wrong hands can record it (or have it recorded), they can copy it and turn it (into bullshit) against somebody in no time, then the wrong hands prevail again. They can do that with just about anything in life, and they can spin it a lot of different ways.
The football team wasn't pushovers last week, the wrong hands had to get something to steal/copy to turn them into the pushovers they said they were this week, but the football team had already forgotten that and was now focused on mistakes and what they did wrong again, trying to hold everyone but the wrong hands accountable, when really making mistakes is human. Perfection is for machines, and because they are made by humans, they make errors too every now and then.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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Wrong hands

The team is looking at their old coach or someone else as the enemy they're trying to identify, and meanwhile they're still getting played by the wrong hands like all other sides of it.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
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Dexter Holland

A guy that comments on white guys from Omaha that wear Fubu and listen to Ice Cube records and act like they are from Compton in his songs, but doesn't comment on black people (especially females that wear cheerleading uniforms) from Omaha or somewhere like Omaha that act like they're from Compton. He must not want to lose his audience, so he targets just one group to pick on (which shows little imagination no matter if the group looks like you or different than you).
Dexter Holland is a guy that compensates for a lack of imagination and an Orange county detached, decentralized state of mind by picking on people he thinks is weaker than him (like white teenagers that wear Fubu from Orange county).
by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
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Imitating

The poseur said that he/she was going to be his/her quirky, colorful self (a non-existant person except inside your head), but it looks like you were tricked again, since the first thing that he/she did after he/she said that was to start imitating somebody else the same way that he/she had done throughout his/her childhood (an activity he/she thought of as egoless).
by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
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New school

No matter what some people want you to think, out with the old and in with the new doesn't actually get rid of the old shit. If ever you do make a new friend, you don't get rid of or replace your old friends with the new friend or friends unless you were a born a fool, no matter how long ago it was you were born.
The new school shit isn't better than the old shit. Buzz Lightyear wasn't better than Andy's other toys, his ego made him think that he was.
by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
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urgency

Feeling like you have to win something at any cost, desperation.
They weren't willing to raise their sense of urgency to meet Bach von Hitler's expectations, good for them, not everyone was as uber competitive as Bach von Hitler.
by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021
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