The Original Agahnim's definitions

Weird

A person being weird isn't a real problem for someone else.

When you come up with a real problem and not a superficial one let me know, I'll be around, in weird form.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021

Mouth of the south

A name some kids made for themselves growing up.

Meg's mouth thought it was attached to Bruce Lee's body, that was why it was always talking shit. She had the mouth of the south and thought she owned the place wherever she went.

by The Original Agahnim September 22, 2021

NBA Finals

An event that was once over by the summer solstice almost always.

Guy- It's the 4th of July, do I want to think about the beach or basketball right now? I've been thinking about basketball all spring already, and it doesn't really matter, people put too much importance on it as it is. I'm trying not to become one of these uber competitive carboard cutouts or cartoons like the others by thinking about human shit like vacation instead of summertime NBA Finals.

by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

Loss

It's better to lose as yourself than change to win over a little pressure from somebody else as someone other than you were before you lost.

Losing one game, a few games, or even many games isn't worth trading your soul in for a winning team. Stay true to you and it isn't everything to win, just like losing games and loss doesn't make or break you. There's always going to be adversity, but losing a game isn't the same thing as the fall of a city or state to invaders because it's just a stupid fucking sport.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Revenge

Getting back or even with somebody.

He/she said that he/she liked being a trippy cartoon first, then later on got mad and changed his/her mind, saying that he/she had to be totally sub serviant around this person or that person to get his/her revenge on an enemy.

by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021

White man

The kind of guy you're glad to see walk away.

People were happy when the white man finally left the building, for now they would no longer have the blues, because nobody was giving them the blues anymore.

by The Original Agahnim September 25, 2021