The Original Agahnim's definitions

Powerful

Powerful and serious are two different things.

The girl had the money in her bank account to try and force the people that didn't respect her to respect her rules/laws, and had the power to make bad things happen to people (via police or even military power), but none of it was going to make her any less silly by nature as a person. People can only change who they are on the outside, no matter how powerful or rich they become.

by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021

Donald Trump

The guy seemed like he was more focused on the butterfly he was going to pull the wings off later that day than on the coronavirus in one of his speeches about the virus, until another dark thought came into focus a few seconds later. His ADD wouldn't let him stick with the coronavirus.

Donald Trump's sister- You're afraid of my brother.

Manolo (trying not to freak out when he hears the name Donald Trump)- Look, I'm not afraid of anybody all right?

by The Original Agahnim May 29, 2021

Allstate wrestler

A guy that won't take no for an answer when it comes to getting insurance.

That's Matt the Allstate wrestler, he doesn't like it when people don't buy insurance. His coworkers remember him pinning a guy to the ground as a young man for trying to steal insurance, and the guy almost got away.

by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021

Boogerville

People want to change everything but the name of Washington DC. Boogerville seems like a good enough name for Washington, with an evil president named Boogermeister.

Boogerville is not a bad name for the nation's capital.

by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021

strict

Authoritative or authoritarian by nature.

The kid that thinks everyone else is uptight is usually the one that bullies because of too little discipline, not too much of a strict or authoritative childhood from either parent. A kid that remembers their parent mostly for singing and games didn't have the strict childhood they claim to have had, no matter what image they're going for.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

spaceballs

People that put astroturf all over theotherwise happy or peaceful people's lives in a given area.

The spaceballs landed in your town and threw down some astroturf where the hundreds of years old forest once stood, now nobody can see the forest.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Motivated

Someone that can't keep out of trouble.

The guy arrested for extortion, armed robbery, grand theft auto, burglary, racketeering, and money laundering was just a little too motivated/energized and perhaps not lazy enough to stay out of trouble, trouble the lazy couch potato knew nothing of.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021