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Roberta Ford

Roberta Ford felt that she never got enough stage time, no matter how much time she spent on stage or in the spotlight (even if it was more than others), her narcissism would always make her feel like she was on the sidelines still waiting for her big break, and still ready to break away or through the things (the invisible red tape) that were holding her back.
by The Original Agahnim December 16, 2021
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Museum of Natural History

A museum that's still standing after almost 150 years.
New Yorkers wouldn't allow the wildfire to take their Museum of Natural History (or library, or art museum) from them, even if it was getting replaced by a building with more space, and New York has added lots of people since the museum was built, so why would people from other cities allow someone to take their museum and tear it down, even if they were convinced that something bigger and better would replace it, or that they needed a space that wasn't outdated and old, in favor of something new?
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021
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Robert Ford

Goofus of the Goofus and Gallant short stories from the kids Highlights magazines that were out back in the 90's. Neither of the two charcters was superior to the other, but they were clearly different kinds of people.
Robert Ford was a male Goofus, though not all goofuses are male.
by The Original Agahnim June 19, 2021
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Invincibility

Claiming invincibility, that you cannot be hurt by a blast from anything, is not the same thing as stating that you were unhurt by the "blast" in the most recent incident.
The new guard tried to detonate a "blast" and dispatch the old guard, but the old guard was unhurt, and their "Valkyrie" was a failure. This is not the same thing as claiming invincibility, that death will somehow miss you on the way to everyone else.
by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022
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Pseudoscience

A science that doesn't pretend to be fact or accurate (like real science), where someone could say just about anything and people would still think it sounded good, kind of like religion.
People like astrology for the same reason they like religion, it's bullshit that sounds good (and doesn't have to come with a bunch of numbers that sound accurate like science or math). Calling it a pseudoscience is deceptive because it makes all other sciences sound responsible, true, and real when scientists are really the least socially responsible people, just like astrologers, except scientists are worse because people take their information as fact and not misinformation.
by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021
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Standoffish

The parrot lady would have on her camoflage outfit hiding in plain sight in the town square barking at the happy passerbys in a standoffish manner, always. Her friend requests and apologies made Chevy Chase look like the most sincere and heartfelt guy you ever met.
by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022
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chldish

The way a bullying toddler spells childish when they have no control over their temper and have to type something hateful in a hurry to get somebody else pissed off, that way they aren't the one left with the baggage of ongoing anger to carry around. Like a 3 year old, they can go back to being carefree again and forget they were ever angry or what they were ever angry about, and try to convince the nearest adult that there was never anything legitimate to get angry about in the first place as long as they're not angry, nobody should be. Like a 3 year old, they think everyobe else's world should revolve around them and not just their own, that everyone should feel how they feel exactly when they feel it, and that everyone should think the way they think and see what they see (especially when they look in the mirror).
The brat thought somebody else was as chldish as her, but didn't have the patience or self control to keep from blurting out bullshit instead, and her temper was always easy come easy go, like a toddler given a pacficer when it whines and wants everyone else around it to get irate.
by The Original Agahnim January 5, 2022
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