The Original Agahnim's definitions

Napoleonette syndrome

Something that causes a female act tougher than the people around her, even if she's from somewhere like Orange County or West Palm Beach, Florida.

Her Napoleonette syndrome was made her as cocky as she was, always wanting to fight or be argumentative and trying to turn everyone else into the way she was.

by The Original Agahnim September 5, 2021

Imitation

Someone who still hasn't thought of anything original to put on their ceiling after 20 or 30 something years, just the same stars thei brother had on his ceiling as a kid.

The girl was always an imitation of somebody else. She tried to make their lives what she felt like hers was, her version of hell (though hell isn't even a real place).

by The Original Agahnim October 20, 2021

Stadium

Not everybody wants a new one because a team owner does. That doesn't mean the owner should get to hold the team hostage until taxpayers meet his demands, and threaten to move the team, not when the previous owner wouldn't try it.

People seemed happy enough with the stadium that was there before the new owner showed up, he was really the one that wanted the new stadium built the most.

by The Original Agahnim July 21, 2021

Imitating

Copying or plagiarizing.

The poseur said that he/she was going to be his/her quirky, colorful self (a non-existant person except inside your head), but it looks like you were tricked again, since the first thing that he/she did after he/she said that was to start imitating somebody else the same way that he/she had done throughout his/her childhood (an activity he/she thought of as egoless).

by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021

Jigsaw gang

A gang that sets elaborate traps and calls it a game.

The jigsaw gang made the junkie as ugly on the outside as he was on the inside when they jumped him and cut his face up in parallel lines. They had dragged another guy into a dungeon and chained him to another guy with a wheel that pulled both of them by the hair that would scalp them if they didn't find the key or do the right thing in time. These were people the jigsaw game deemed unappreciative of the lives they led.

by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021

Scapegoat

If people can't find one, they make one up (I'm not responsible for my actions, Satan is).

Satan became their scapegoat when they couldn't find a non fictional one.

by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021

Money

It's a hit.

Dem Franchise boyz- If you ain't talkin money then you talkin Chinese!
Guy- All right, all right, Ni hao ma xie xie di, how do you like that?
Dem Franchise Boyz- Say somethin else, say somethin else!

Guy- 100 yuan, that is talkin money in Chinese for you. What?

Dem Franchise Boyz- Say what again!

Guy- What? You said I was gonna talk Chinese if I wasn't talkin money, and I did, I did both of those things. Are you gonna let me go or did I give the wrong answer? I'm not going to act like I'm from Compton, I'll act like I'm from Atlanta if you like.

by The Original Agahnim November 29, 2021