The Original Agahnim's definitions

Jeep

A somewhat elevated vehicle that some drivers feel that they can cover their enemies from.

The usual driver of the Jeep was in a position elevated above everyone else around him/her. That must've made him/her feel more powerful, possibly tougher.

by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022

Home

Where someone always will belong, no matter who thinks they shouldn't.

He/she was home, so there was nobody there that could make him/her not belong there.

by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021

reflection

A mirrored image of something.

Zeus was so pleased with his own reflection that he had slaves build a colossel statue of him overlooking the bay so that he could watch himself at all times. Then one day people did the unthinkable, they started to stand up to him. He wanted people to love him even though some of them started to find out he wasn't as spooky as he claimed to be.

by The Original Agahnim October 19, 2021

Beer can

A can made of a tin like metal, aluminum usually, that looks tough on the outside at first glimpse, but once the liquid drains out of it it crunches up and flattens like a pancake.

Riding around in a beer can of a car didn't seem secure after the first accident. Up until then the car seemed tough and reliable.

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Unbearable

Something that is too much to bear.

The girl thought she was unbearable and scary, she thought she was a shark, when in reality she was a socially awkward little girl with minimal self control. Anybody in town was able to tolerate her presence there, they just didn't have to. They deserved the happy, peaceful town it once was without her in it (the one they originally came from), back when she lived in her own town, the one she was originally from.

by The Original Agahnim January 28, 2022

astroturf

A group of people pretending to be friends with each other (mostly for show) to project an image of togetherness, popularity, social skills/lives, unity, or support for each other. Fake it til you make it and become a real puppet master is the motto of an astroturf creator that really seems to believe that the turf they claimed as their own is really theirs to claim, offer others, or burn down, cut down, or demolish if they don't get their way or dollar signs.

He/she must have come from a planet where astroturf grows wild, because since he/she got here, he/she put down lots of it.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Peckerwoods Wit Attitude

A hip hop trio from Malibu that has plenty of attitude and not much else going for them.

Peckerwoods Wit Attitude is back in town with Straight Outta Malibu.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021