The Original Agahnim's definitions

Dollar signs

What people really use math for.

Most people don't use equations on a daily basis, since they don't tend to prove as much to as many people as having a lot of money does. If it's not a means to an end, most people aren't going to do it even for show, since they don't see dollar signs that go with it.

by The Original Agahnim June 16, 2021

Abomination

The Hulk's evil red twin.

The Abomination thought his green twin had too much power and didn't deserve to have it.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Unpopular

Something that won't make much money, if any.

If people didn't like it, the girl would no longer make money off it, and would note that it was unpopular with a broad audience.

by The Original Agahnim June 30, 2021

Marshmallow girl

A mama's girl.

The marshmallow girl thought the world owed her the kind of support and respect her mother always gave her as a kid, back when she was her mother's little baby.

by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021

reverse man child

Someone that is a knight in shining armor and a real man on the surface and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.

That guy is a reverse man child, he looks and sounds so serious all the time like there is a camera pointed at his face.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Scapegoat

If people can't find an authentic scapegoat, they make up a fictional scapegoat. (I would never do that but Satan would do that.)

Satan became their scapegoat when they coudln't find anybody else to do it.

by The Original Agahnim September 4, 2021

Defensive

Calling somebody that doesn't have a superiority complex someone with a superiority complex, or parroting back everything somebody just said to defend oneself. Someone that goes from saying they're better at everything than somebody else (especially sports, music, or things people get spotlighted for) or they always beat somebody at/win at something (especially sports, music, or things people often get recognized/spotlighted for), and do it as if they'd never lost at it once in their life.

The dork girl was always defensive to the point she didn't even know she was (or do it on purpose, consciously or subconsciously), and it was bad enough that she thought that anybody that was slightly socially aware or self-controlled was either egotistical or had a superiority complex, since saying some bullshit like that would keep her in her own little winner's bubble where she didn't have to acknowledge that it wasn't just everyone else that wasn't perfect, and that way she never had to actually straighten out, she could just look and sound grown up on the surface and most people would believe it and never question her.

by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021