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If facebook is as harmful as some claim that it is, why would they wait 15 years after it started to make the claims? It's been the same company, same website with a few updates every now and then.
Facebook was never the healthiest way for someone to spend hours of their day, even back in 2008. So what is the point in waiting until 2021 to bring up what was obvious then. The reality is the user controls how much time they spend on Facebook, not Mark Zuckerburg or Facebook. If the user doesn't spend an unhealthy amount of time on facebook by using a little self control, then it's hard to see how facebook is inherently harmful. People once said the same thing about video games, and it works the same way, if the user spends hours of every day playing video games, of course they are creating health problems, both mental and physical. If the user has any self control, it's hard to see how video games are harming anybody.
by The Original Agahnim October 5, 2021
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Get the Bubbly girl mug.Just a guy (or gal) like everyone else. What makes a visit from a governor such a big day or a big deal? What makes an executive order from a governor such a big deal for that matter? His bank account or his title?
A governor doesn't really seem better at anything in particular than anybody else (any of his/her subjects), yet for some reason they tend to obey people like him/her without asking themselves why they keep doing it.
by The Original Agahnim June 10, 2021
Get the Governor mug.In the old days, a freedom fighter might ride around on horseback to make himself/herself appear higher than the law so that he/she could trample all over people's rights, but nowadays they just ride around in a Jeep to try and intimidate/instigate people since it's quicker and more convienient.
The freedom fighter wanted everyone arrested (all the boys to the yard) and the town locked down with lies.
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Get the Freedom fighter mug.People could keep pretending not to notice the giraffe in the room, but at some point Dewey Cox was going to bring it up and it would be unavoidable.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
Get the Giraffe in the room mug.Like selling lemonade, except without the lemonade, imagination, or even pretense of actually giving anybody anything in exchange for the dollar signs seen and taken.
Some of those guys/girls panhandling weren't really broke, he/she actually has more money than you and lives like a king or queen when nobody is looking, but wants attention when they are looking. Some of them have already taken enough from people without the panhandling to try and insult their intelligence.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Panhandling mug.Someone that gets on social media to post about "living" by showing off a picture of themself climbing a hill or doing something else that makes them look "active", then rants about other people that use social media to talk about life, even though they're on social media themselves.
If living is what that poseur is doing, I don't want any part of it. I like my life the way it is, and if the poseur has anything to say directly to anybody that he/she has deemed more passive than him/her, why doesn't he/she?
by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021
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