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When the grief/tragedy/sympathy (science/healthcare/government/media) industry tells people that if they do something else they tell them to, everything will be okay, but if they don't do it, the sky will fall on their heads. Last year, they said if people wore masks, the pandemic would end soon, but if they didn't, the pandemic would go on forever and everyone (not just a small portion of the total population) would get sick. Now, a year and several virus mutations later, they're saying if people get a shot, a vaccine, that the pandemic will end soon, but if they don't, it will go on forever. When will people wake up and fight, they're already doing everything they've been ordered to do, getting in any line they're told to get in (including the one for a slaughterhouse) and they're only losing more rights.
Seeing other people get vaccines at work is still vaccine intimidation, since people that are unvaccinated tend to think they'd rather get a shot and fit in than be outnumbered by vaccinated people that seem to have any rights they want, and get to do what they want, go where they want, and live how they want. That is the dream/agenda the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (government/healthcare/media/science) has started trying to sell people since last year, since people were no longer buying the American dream.
by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021
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by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the Red and yellow tape mug.Some people would like to see everyone else devolve alone, as long as it isn't them, but if they start to devolve too, they want everyone to devolve together, since together is the way they like to do everything (as they hate being alone and will say anything to keep lots of people around them at all times).
Martin Luther King would have been as entertained if everyone devolved together, bound for something like Squid Games and both psychological and physical standoffs that escalated into their final stupidity as he would have been by brotherhood/sisterhood. The leadership not brotherhood/sisterhood folks can't wait for us all to devolve together, it's just good fun in their minds, those adrenaline junkies that they are!
by The Original Agahnim January 19, 2022
Get the Devolve together mug.What's possible is only possible if you fight all the way through to the end and you won't fight the whole way through if you lose focus halfway through. The Olympics are almost over and there will be plenty to get distracted by afterward, no matter what mishaps you had yesterday, you can still finish strong so that you don't feel like all the work is ahead of you in life.
The Olympics is almost over, but it's not over yet. Men's track isn't beyond redemption if they want redemption, but they've really let some slips get to them and get them stuck for a few days.
by The Original Agahnim August 6, 2021
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George Carlin wasn't a guy from New Jersey pretending to be from New York or using five different pseudonyms, he was himself all the time.
by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021
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by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021
Get the Dog eat dog mug.Those dorks were now claiming to be letting the monsters into their own homes, which wasn't any less inflammatory than trying to have them kicked out of them. They must have thought the world owed it to them to make way for them and celebrate their presence there.
by The Original Agahnim February 1, 2022
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