merry-go-round of death

A video about a stunt involving two girls who got messed up in a playground spinning thing, or "roundabout," as the british media calls it. A guy with a motorcycle used the rear wheel to spin the roundabout. Well, it was fun for the girls until the guy on the motorcycle spun the roundabout too fast, and the girls flew out of it.

Guy: WOW that merry-go-round of death video on youtube is f'in a! Stupid girls! ROFLMFAO!
Girl: OMG I hope they're not hurt! Why is this thing on the internet OMG children will copy it and they'll get hurt or maybe die OMG

by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006

msg

A natural, that's right, NATURAL ingredient in some foods. The glutamate ion is a form of a widespread, naturally occurring amino acid. Some naturally occurring instances include tomatoes, parmesan cheese, peas, corn and most meat. Too much MSG will cause people to become hungry more often, and that is the Chinese restaurant's fault.

MSG will raise your blood pressure and (very rarely) cause epileptic seizures. But it still tastes good.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 09, 2007

G dubs

Someone who:
1. chokes on a pretzel
2. cannot control his two alcoholic daughters, but is given control of a nation
3. cannot pronounce most words in the English language properly (ie. Nuc-u-lar)
4. pauses in speeches like there's no tomorrow
5. has subjects that shoot people in the face
6. scores below 200 on his/her SATs
7. is a warmonger
8. is a horrible administrator
9. is hypocritical
10. abuses cocaine

See also bush

Slash: *cough* get me some water!
Torch: Whazza matter you?
Slash: I just choked on a pretzel.
Torch: What a silly little G dubs.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 16, 2006

M-80

A firework that contains about 3 grams of pyrotechnic powder. Most M-80s are actually pieces of crap that contain tiny amounts of powder compared to genuine M-80s (firecrackers are called M-##, where ## corresponds to the amount of powder it has in grams). Illegal since 1966.

Real M-80s were so strong that the military used them to simulate grenade explosions.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 11, 2007

go south

An expression that means melting and can be applied to things that melt in normal heat, such as ice cream and chocolate.

Torch: Uh oh the car broke down. I'll go fix it.
Slash: Well, you'd better hurry. The ice cream will go south, and vanilla on your porno mags don't make those models more delicious.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

high

The alternate state of being that you enter after using certain drugs or sniffing certain things. You will feel very surreal and look at things with a different perspective. You laugh at a lot of silly things, speak differently and have impaired motor skills. Your blood pressure usually goes down, sometimes to the point of fainting. But that's not a point. Being high is an experience that is nearly unparalleled and cannot be described. People say that getting high kills brain cells, but that's because your brain is oxygen-deficient from smoking or sniffing in the first place (That's how people get high off of whiteout and sharpies)

A really funny thing to do to people who get high is say "Do you want some food?" and they'll probably say "Yeah" and then you say "Well too bad I don't have any...bitch." There was this kid who used to come in class high every time and one day we put an imaginary box on his head and he started flipping out, yelling "Get it off! I can't see!"

by The Mr Needles Experience October 09, 2007

deutsch

A word referring to German people. It's pronounced "doitch," not "douche."

Slash: Hey can you drop me off at the bank douche?
Torch: Wtf I see how it is. Fine, go walk you douche.
Slash: Omfg i mean d-e-u-t-s-c-h.
Torch: Yeah, and deutsch you, too.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006