The Mr Needles Experience's definitions

bounce

basically, leave. but when people say usually say bounce, they mean "LEAVE BIZNATCH!"

make like titties and bounce!

by The Mr Needles Experience September 30, 2007

go south

An expression that means melting and can be applied to things that melt in normal heat, such as ice cream and chocolate.

Torch: Uh oh the car broke down. I'll go fix it.
Slash: Well, you'd better hurry. The ice cream will go south, and vanilla on your porno mags don't make those models more delicious.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

merry-go-round of death

A video about a stunt involving two girls who got messed up in a playground spinning thing, or "roundabout," as the british media calls it. A guy with a motorcycle used the rear wheel to spin the roundabout. Well, it was fun for the girls until the guy on the motorcycle spun the roundabout too fast, and the girls flew out of it.

Guy: WOW that merry-go-round of death video on youtube is f'in a! Stupid girls! ROFLMFAO!
Girl: OMG I hope they're not hurt! Why is this thing on the internet OMG children will copy it and they'll get hurt or maybe die OMG

by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006

M-80

A firework that contains about 3 grams of pyrotechnic powder. Most M-80s are actually pieces of crap that contain tiny amounts of powder compared to genuine M-80s (firecrackers are called M-##, where ## corresponds to the amount of powder it has in grams). Illegal since 1966.

Real M-80s were so strong that the military used them to simulate grenade explosions.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 11, 2007

warcrack

Pejorative term for WoW or World of Warcraft, as it possesses certain extremely addcitive qualities that allow Blizzard to earn almost 1 billion dollars a year.

Slash: Whatcha playing?
Torch: Shh! I'm playing WoW.
Slash: Oh. World of Warcrack.
Torch: Hey, it ain't that addictive. I've only been playing for 12 hours.
Slash: That explains the flashing sign that says "YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING WOW FOR 12+ HOURS GET OFF BEFORE WE GET SUED"

by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006

marijuana

the first step on the road to drugs. roll it up and smoke it good. also, the crystals left behind by the making of a joint can make you high if you lick them.

marijuana: the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

by The Mr Needles Experience March 27, 2007

msg

A natural, that's right, NATURAL ingredient in some foods. The glutamate ion is a form of a widespread, naturally occurring amino acid. Some naturally occurring instances include tomatoes, parmesan cheese, peas, corn and most meat. Too much MSG will cause people to become hungry more often, and that is the Chinese restaurant's fault.

MSG will raise your blood pressure and (very rarely) cause epileptic seizures. But it still tastes good.

by The Mr Needles Experience October 9, 2007