The Midwestrn Soldier's definitions

Muslims

Plural for muslim. These are the majority of the people who live in the Middle East. Though many of them really are peaceful, good people, a lot more of them despise America, and some of those are Islamic Terrorists. The ultimate goal for these particular muslims is the destruction of the Western World as well as the Jewish and Christian faiths.

A Record of Islamic Terrorism
-Muslims attacked the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center with their hijacked airliners, successfully destroying them, much to the satisfaction of their sick desires.
-Muslims severely damaged the U.S.S. Cole off the coast of Yemen.
-Muslims attacked Army Rangers in Somolia, inspiring Black Hawk Down.
-Muslims have constantly been attacking the poor Israelites, for being Jews in a mostly Muslim land mass (the Middle East.)
-Muslims launched terror attacks on Madrid, Spain.
-Muslims destroyed part of the Pentagon in Washington, D.C.
-Muslims blew up American Embassies in North Africa and the Middle East.
-Muslims have launched terror attacks in the subway system of London, England (Most recently.)

by The Midwestrn Soldier July 26, 2005

The Union

Another name synonymous with America or the United States.

The Union is comprised of over 280 million people and 50 states.

by The Midwestrn Soldier July 26, 2005

Kansas

1.) The most centralized state in the United States of America. This is the homestate of former Republican Presidential Candidate Bob Dole.
2.) An excellent Progressive Rock band that made its start in Topeka during the early 70s. Their greatest hits include "Song For America", "Carry On My Wayward Son", "Point of Know Return", "Fight Fire With Fire", "Relentless", and "Dust in the Wind". The frontmen for the band are Kenny Livgren and Steve Walsh.

Kansas has over a dozen albums and tons of good songs. They are still together after thirty years.

by The Midwestrn Soldier November 18, 2004

Owensboro

A great place to live and raise a family in my opinion. It is one of the southernmost cities in the Midwest located on the banks of the Mighty Ohio River, and is a large town with strong family values and great moral standards. O-Town, or the River City, is part of the Tri-State area that encompasses southeastern Illinois, southern Indiana, and northwestern Kentucky

I love you, Owensboro.

by The Midwestrn Soldier February 26, 2005

Churning Up Pollution

Having horrible coughing fits and spitting up a lot, thus contaminating whatever is in the way.

He was churning up a lot of pollution so I moved back a few yards.

by The Midwestrn Soldier February 14, 2005

Canada

A large North American nation that should not hate the United States, and in turn, the United States should not hate Canada. Our two countries are supposed to be Allies; War of 1812 history be damned. They have fought on our side. For example, they joined the fray during the Korean War (1950-1953)

Why can't the US and Canada just get along? We are brothers, and we should act like we are brothers, too.

by The Midwestrn Soldier February 1, 2005

Pan

1.) Prefix used in defining massed regions, usually either involving an alliance or the area of a particular event. For example, an epidemic of a disease spreading across a large portion of the world is known as a pandemic.
2.) The proper pronunciation of "pen", a writing utensil, in The North and the Midwest.

Following soon after the end of major hostilities of World War I, a great enfluenza pandemic occured.

by The Midwestrn Soldier December 8, 2004