The Light of Reason's definitions

reasoning

\`rea'son`ing\ n.

1. Logical thinking
2. A word not many devout religious followers are comfortable with (no offense).

(3. Sign of the "anti-christ"?)

1. With simple reasoning and logic, Michael figured out the lateral thinking problem.
2. The atheist/disbeliever pissed off the priest (or rabbi, cleric, etc) by using logic and reasoning to question the Bible (torah, quran, etc).

by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005

octopus

\`oc 'to`pus\ n. An eight-tentacled sea creature, belonging to the mollusk family. Uses suction cups on the underside of its tentacles to crawl around and grip prey. Has a soft shell. When frightened, squirts black ink and darts away quickly. When angered, skin flushes with pigments which turn it a reddish color. Color of octopus sometimes depends on surroundings.

I was scubadiving off the coast of Florida, and ran into an octopus, who became startled and clouded the water with its ink.

by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005

Bruff

n. Nickname for an actual person. He happens to be a very cool person. Who also happens to bruff (def. #2) very well. And produces very smelly bruffs (def. #1).

"Yo, Bruff, how's it goin'?"
"Not bad.... satiring definitions of my nickname on UrbanDictionary.com."

by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005

dung heap

n. simply put, a pile of crap. a heap of shit. a mound of doo doo. you get the picture. Could also be used as an insult, if one so chose.

"Man, look at that large, smelly, brown dung heap."

"That's one big pile of shit." "Of course. It's a dung heap."

"Oh, Bob. Don't be such a Dung Heap."

by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005

stuff

\stuff\ adj. an expression of approval

synonyms: awesome, sweet, cool, etc.

~Hey, that's so stuff, man!
~Some guy knocked me over.. that ain't stuff at all.

by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005

war corporatism

\'war 'cor`por`a'tis`m\ n.

A new American movement led by U.S. weapons manufacturers, which has spawned a high-profile project known as the Project for the New American Century--a neo-conservative manifesto which includes in its toolbox the unbridled use of war in clearing a path for U.S. interests. President Bush is merely the figure-head of this dangerous precident.

The war in Iraq, along with several other American wars, was inspired by the War Corporatism movement.

by The Light of Reason April 17, 2005