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Marriage

n. The Act of Holy Matrimony. According to many religious groups, always reserved for heterosexual couples.

The Act of Marriage, contrary to popular religious opinion, is really the holy joining of two individuals bonded by true love and affection for each other. This is a bond avalible to all, regardless of the gender of either party involved, however, it is reserved only for those who truly care for each other and are ready for the commitment.
George - "Peter, I love you so much! Let's get married!" Peter - "I love you as well. But let's only get married when we are sure we're ready to make the commitment to each other."
by The Light of Reason February 20, 2005
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bisexuality

n. the sexual attraction to both genders, opposite and the same.

A bisexual is someone who exhibits bisexuality.

Bisexuality is one of the more commonly misunderstood of all sexualities, next to transsexuality. Some of the most common misconceptions is that it is a passing phase, whether into homosexuality (being gay) or from that into heterosexuality (being straight). Most often bisexual people are considered confused, and wierd, and many misinformed people are convinced that one can only be gay or straight.
The homophobes were in disbelief of Chuck's bisexuality.
by The Light of Reason May 13, 2005
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octopus

\`oc 'to`pus\ n. An eight-tentacled sea creature, belonging to the mollusk family. Uses suction cups on the underside of its tentacles to crawl around and grip prey. Has a soft shell. When frightened, squirts black ink and darts away quickly. When angered, skin flushes with pigments which turn it a reddish color. Color of octopus sometimes depends on surroundings.
I was scubadiving off the coast of Florida, and ran into an octopus, who became startled and clouded the water with its ink.
by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005
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reasoning

\`rea'son`ing\ n.

1. Logical thinking
2. A word not many devout religious followers are comfortable with (no offense).

(3. Sign of the "anti-christ"?)
1. With simple reasoning and logic, Michael figured out the lateral thinking problem.
2. The atheist/disbeliever pissed off the priest (or rabbi, cleric, etc) by using logic and reasoning to question the Bible (torah, quran, etc).
by The Light of Reason February 22, 2005
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Brioche

n. A boring, french, muffin-esque subsitute for the croissant. Usually eaten by boring, croissant-hating people.
"Brian eats Brioches. He's such a croissant hater."
"Pass me the Brioche, dear." "What, the muffin?" "No, the thing that looks like a muffin but isn't."
by The Light of Reason May 13, 2005
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war corporatism

\'war 'cor`por`a'tis`m\ n.

A new American movement led by U.S. weapons manufacturers, which has spawned a high-profile project known as the Project for the New American Century--a neo-conservative manifesto which includes in its toolbox the unbridled use of war in clearing a path for U.S. interests. President Bush is merely the figure-head of this dangerous precident.
The war in Iraq, along with several other American wars, was inspired by the War Corporatism movement.
by The Light of Reason April 17, 2005
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