Definitions by The Legendary Ironwood

touk 

This word if chiefly used by Canadians, and is a knitted winter hat, or beanie.

Touks commonly have the classic pom-pom on top.

A: Man, my head is going numb in this crazy blizzard.
B: Dude, what did I tell you? Wear your touk!

touk by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005

snozzberry 

1. Word used in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," by Willy Wonka. He claimed that the pictures of snozzberries on his wallpaper tasted like snozzberries.

2. A snozzberry is a mystery fruit/flavor that knows no origin. Generally has an unpleasent flavor.

===1===
A:Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
B: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?

===2===
A: What the hell flavor Kool-Aid is this?
B: By my guess, I'd say snozzberry.
A: Raunchy.

snozzberry by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005

wha-bam 

1. Interjection used, usually at unexpected times, during the action of striking another. In most cases this is said when giving a ball tap. Exclamation of this word aids in making the attack more public.

2. Verb. To give an unexpected ball tap.

1. <Hey Larry, we totally should go to Quick Check later. >

"Totally, all day I have bee-"

<wha-BAM!!>

"... why? ... ow..."

<Because it was funny.>

2. "Jay totally screwed me over, I'm going to wha-bam him when he's not looking."

wha-bam by The Legendary Ironwood March 12, 2005