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dodge knee

Dodge knee is the condition where in gym class you are playing a heated game of dodgeball when a ball is thrown your way. When you try to bend down in order to dodge out of the way, so that your knee contacts the gym floor, you have just given yourself the first-degree burn, dodge knee.
"Hey Killer, what's wrong?"

"My knee kills, i got some wicked dodge knee last period and it still stings."
by The Legendary Ironwood March 15, 2005
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snozzberry

1. Word used in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," by Willy Wonka. He claimed that the pictures of snozzberries on his wallpaper tasted like snozzberries.

2. A snozzberry is a mystery fruit/flavor that knows no origin. Generally has an unpleasent flavor.
===1===
A:Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
B: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?

===2===
A: What the hell flavor Kool-Aid is this?
B: By my guess, I'd say snozzberry.
A: Raunchy.
by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005
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shoddy

Word used in order to claim ownership between disputed, desired item. Works similar to the phrase, "I call ____." Depending on what rules are being used, a standard shoddy can be trumped with a, "blitz," or preemptively countered with a, "no blitz."

Principle of shoddy is much like the concept behind shotgun
==1==
A: Who wants my last cookie?
B: OOh, me!
C: Shoddy cookie!
B: Shoddy cookie blitz!
<person B gets the cookie>

==2==
A: One of us has to go shovel the driveway.
B: Yea.
A: Shoddy no shovel, no blitz.
B: ... shit.
<person B must shovel>
by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005
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axe

A conformist body spray that is used by guys, often in heavy doses. Often the user likes to make extremely evident through scent, or verbally, that he is wearing the aforesaid deodorant.

Many guys (and women) were hypnotized, by the excellent use of advertising, to believe that they are using it because it smells good. When in reality the real product is a spray bottle marked, "Axe" that is tied to many marketing gimmicks.
"I'm going to, this very second; spray myself with some wonderful Axe."
"Get me some of that!"
"Me too!"
"Over here!"
"I want some!"


A: "I love a man who wears Axe."
B: "Have you ever smelled it?"
A: "Well, no..."
by The Legendary Ironwood March 27, 2005
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touk

This word if chiefly used by Canadians, and is a knitted winter hat, or beanie.

Touks commonly have the classic pom-pom on top.
A: Man, my head is going numb in this crazy blizzard.
B: Dude, what did I tell you? Wear your touk!
by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005
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three pointer

Noun
1. Name given to a classification of shots made in the game of basketball. A three pointer is accomplished when the player with the ball successfully makes his shot behind the three-point line. Worth three points due to great distance that shot was made from.
2. Last hope for white guys in the NBA.

Failure to make the three pointer commonly results in an airball and much mockery.

Note: Three pointers are often shot from “downtown.”
Larry: Hey bitches, watch as I make this three pointer with my eyes closed.
*swish*
Larry: Kobe!
by The Legendary Ironwood June 12, 2006
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man diary

Noun. A man diary is the same thing as a journal or a diary. It is used to add masculinity to such phrases as, "I write tender stories of my day in my man diary." This also applies to blogs, ie. livejournal, blurty, xanga.
"Yo dude, let me look at your man diary, give me the link."
by The Legendary Ironwood March 21, 2005
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