The Legendary Ironwood's definitions

touk

This word if chiefly used by Canadians, and is a knitted winter hat, or beanie.

Touks commonly have the classic pom-pom on top.

A: Man, my head is going numb in this crazy blizzard.
B: Dude, what did I tell you? Wear your touk!

by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005

dodge knee

Dodge knee is the condition where in gym class you are playing a heated game of dodgeball when a ball is thrown your way. When you try to bend down in order to dodge out of the way, so that your knee contacts the gym floor, you have just given yourself the first-degree burn, dodge knee.

"Hey Killer, what's wrong?"

"My knee kills, i got some wicked dodge knee last period and it still stings."

by The Legendary Ironwood March 15, 2005

Super perfundo on the early eve of your day

Another way to say goodbye to someone. The meaning is loose. Comes from the movie, Waking Life.

Wiley: Yeah, man. Well, I gotta go man.

John: Ok, later man. Super perfundo on the early eve of your day.

Wiley: What's that mean?

John: Well you know, I've never figured it out. Maybe you can. This guy always whispers it in my ear. Lewis.....he's a reoccurring dream character.

by The Legendary Ironwood January 29, 2007

manhunt

A game that is much like Hide-and-go-seek, but is considered less juvenile, so is played by older people. Game works best during the night, and outside. This is played with two teams who alternate being the Hiders, and the Seekers.

After a designated period of wait, the Seekers scavenge the predetermined territory for the other team. After a Hider is found, rules vary on how to officially tag, he is brought to the area marked as prison. From there, fellow teammates can free him. Game is not over until everyone is found.

Note: Game eventually causes great chaos and arguments over rules and teams. A smooth playing game is rare.

"I'm up for some action tonight, let's get some people together and play manhunt."

by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005

snozzberry

1. Word used in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," by Willy Wonka. He claimed that the pictures of snozzberries on his wallpaper tasted like snozzberries.

2. A snozzberry is a mystery fruit/flavor that knows no origin. Generally has an unpleasent flavor.

===1===
A:Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
B: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?

===2===
A: What the hell flavor Kool-Aid is this?
B: By my guess, I'd say snozzberry.
A: Raunchy.

by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005

fives

A tool used among friends to retain possession of a certain seat. As the name suggest, fives only works for five minutes. After standing up from his chair, the person announces "fives", and then can freely do what he needed to, and when he returns no one is allowed to take his seat during his absence.

Powerful foe of, "you move your feet, you loose your seat."

Rudolf: I need to pee, fives.

==four minutes later==

Rudolf: Get your ass out of my seat.
Schwartz: No Way!
Rudolf: I called fives, schmuck.
Schwartz: ... arr, you got me this time.

by The Legendary Ironwood March 27, 2005

science damn it

An interjection used to express anger, annoyance, disgust, or dismay. The options are really limitless. Used in the same situations that "god damn it" would be found, but is more acceptable for the secular crowd. From the creationism episode of south park.

Greg: I can't believe it, the Bears actually are in the Superbowl this year.
Bitter Jets Fan: Science damn it!!

by The Legendary Ironwood January 26, 2007