The Legendary Ironwood's definitions

touk

This word if chiefly used by Canadians, and is a knitted winter hat, or beanie.

Touks commonly have the classic pom-pom on top.

A: Man, my head is going numb in this crazy blizzard.
B: Dude, what did I tell you? Wear your touk!

by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005

dodge knee

Dodge knee is the condition where in gym class you are playing a heated game of dodgeball when a ball is thrown your way. When you try to bend down in order to dodge out of the way, so that your knee contacts the gym floor, you have just given yourself the first-degree burn, dodge knee.

"Hey Killer, what's wrong?"

"My knee kills, i got some wicked dodge knee last period and it still stings."

by The Legendary Ironwood March 15, 2005

snozzberry

1. Word used in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory," by Willy Wonka. He claimed that the pictures of snozzberries on his wallpaper tasted like snozzberries.

2. A snozzberry is a mystery fruit/flavor that knows no origin. Generally has an unpleasent flavor.

===1===
A:Try some more. The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
B: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?

===2===
A: What the hell flavor Kool-Aid is this?
B: By my guess, I'd say snozzberry.
A: Raunchy.

by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005

paper wasp

Variation of the paper hornet. A paper wasp is a piece of paper that is folded tightly multiple times to form a 'V' shape. The paper wasp is then shot at an unsuspecting victim, from a rubber band placed around the thumb and middle fingers.
The pain of a hard shot is quite painful, and similar to the sting of a wasp. Hence, paper wasp.

I just was wailed with a paper wasp when I was changing for gym, that's going to leave an unsightly bruise.

by The Legendary Ironwood March 16, 2005

shoddy

Word used in order to claim ownership between disputed, desired item. Works similar to the phrase, "I call ____." Depending on what rules are being used, a standard shoddy can be trumped with a, "blitz," or preemptively countered with a, "no blitz."

Principle of shoddy is much like the concept behind shotgun

==1==
A: Who wants my last cookie?
B: OOh, me!
C: Shoddy cookie!
B: Shoddy cookie blitz!
<person B gets the cookie>

==2==
A: One of us has to go shovel the driveway.
B: Yea.
A: Shoddy no shovel, no blitz.
B: ... shit.
<person B must shovel>

by The Legendary Ironwood March 13, 2005

axe

A conformist body spray that is used by guys, often in heavy doses. Often the user likes to make extremely evident through scent, or verbally, that he is wearing the aforesaid deodorant.

Many guys (and women) were hypnotized, by the excellent use of advertising, to believe that they are using it because it smells good. When in reality the real product is a spray bottle marked, "Axe" that is tied to many marketing gimmicks.

"I'm going to, this very second; spray myself with some wonderful Axe."
"Get me some of that!"
"Me too!"
"Over here!"
"I want some!"


A: "I love a man who wears Axe."
B: "Have you ever smelled it?"
A: "Well, no..."

by The Legendary Ironwood March 27, 2005

science damn it

An interjection used to express anger, annoyance, disgust, or dismay. The options are really limitless. Used in the same situations that "god damn it" would be found, but is more acceptable for the secular crowd. From the creationism episode of south park.

Greg: I can't believe it, the Bears actually are in the Superbowl this year.
Bitter Jets Fan: Science damn it!!

by The Legendary Ironwood January 26, 2007