The Kentucky Yankee's definitions

Redneck

I've realized what a redneck is. It seems to be almost everyone who is either of not the upmost cultural and economic standing, or someone who lacks sophistication and tends to be rather simple, yet they work hard at the same time and stand up for what they believe in. In that case, almost all of us, including myself are rednecks from time to time. Midwestrn Soldier and myself would like to apoligize for being so hard on you all.

I'm a redneck myself from time to time.

by The Kentucky Yankee November 7, 2004

Pop

1.) N.: A carbonated beverage also referred to as a Coke or Soda.
2.) V.: To talk abusively and insultingly about someone or something.
3.) V.: To shoot someone with a firearm.
4.) N.: A prefix used in the names of certain snack foods.

I ordered some pop to go with my supper.
He kept popping that shit about my hometown so I kicked his ass.
I popped a cap into his ass for being such a jackoff.
Popcorn and Poprocks are great food to eat.

by The Kentucky Yankee November 30, 2004

y'allers

a person, usually a redneck southerner or a white guy trying to act like a rapper; who always says "y'all". Often, they tend to say it twice in the same sentence.

Man, that redneck over there is such a y'aller

by The Kentucky Yankee August 1, 2004

ASAFP

To do something As Soon As Fucking Possible, or As Soon As Frickin Possible.

Look, the tornado is going to be in here within a few minutes, get over here ASAFP!!!

by The Kentucky Yankee May 15, 2005

baptist

Someone who is hardly a fucktard, except in the opinion of actual fucktards {which is a dumb insult in the first place, used typically by emo kids, punk rockers, etc.) who are ignorant about the Christian denomination of The Baptists. We're not as stupid and/or redneckish as you people imply; in fact, the majority of us don't lash out at those who are atheists, until they attack us, of course. In addition, some Baptists may disagree with the Catholics, but we all still love them as brothers and sisters.

If only you people knew what The Baptists are really about. You call us retarded and hate-filled, when you are the ones making hateful accusations against us; what a bunch of hypocrites you all are.

by The Kentucky Yankee March 20, 2005

Yankees

People who are born and/or raised in the Northeast or the Midwest, with those people possessing qualities of a Northerner.

Yankees are usually found in and are from the following states: Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, and Missouri.
The Mason-Dixon Line plays a very slight role in determining who is and isn't a Yankee, because the Mason-Dixon Line was an imaginary border that was designed to legally set the boundaries of the states allowing slavery, and of the non-slavery states; not determining North and South.
The states that contain the most real yankees are all of the New England states, Pennsylvania, Ohio, and New York.

I am a devout, true-to-heart Yankee, and damn proud of it.

by The Kentucky Yankee March 17, 2005

Doucheacrat

A derogatory and pretty funny name for a Democrat or a liberal. It is derived from the term douchebag and the fact that many of the things they do make them look brainless or that impede your progress of what you're doing.

That doucheacrat over there is trying to stop people from protesting abortion.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005