The Kentucky Yankee's definitions

Yo mama joke

Here's a nice one.........
Yo mama so stupid that she held a bonfire at a shell gas station.

I personally think that's pretty funny.

by The Kentucky Yankee July 27, 2005

Kentucky

The sister state of Indiana and Ohio. We send our soldiers to war to kill all of the enemies because our troops are the best in America.

Kentuckians will kick your ass.

by The Kentucky Yankee November 30, 2004

The Stomach Flu

A form of influenza that results from catching a virus and the inflammation of the stomach and intestines, also known as gastroenteritis, and usually lasting from 1-10 days. Common symptoms are vomiting, diarrhea, fever, lack of energy, and nausea. Unfortunately, the stomach flu often leads to a series of weaker stomach illnesses and diarrhea that can last for another two to three weeks, but vomiting doesn't always occur during these "aftershocks".
Even though there are no cures or vaccinations available for this, there are still home remedies, however. These include clear, carbonated beverages including Sprite, Sierra Mist, and 7-Up. In addition, there are foods that are easy on the stomach such as crackers, chicken noodle soup, white rice, bananas, and turkey. One of the best things that can also treat it is getting lots of sleep.

On August 30, 2005, the day after the poor folks in New Orleans got struck by Hurricane Katrina, I came down with the stomach flu, and it took me three more weeks after that to fully recover.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

bullshit

1.) What a bull releases through defecation.
2.) The manner of talking nonsense and doing things to piss people off.
3.) To make false accusations and/or lie about what you or someone else is doing.

Quit jackin that bullshit!

by The Kentucky Yankee October 25, 2004

Terri Schiavo

A disabled and defenseless woman who is being murdered in the slowest and worst fashion. Now that she cannot legally have access to bodily nourishment from food, she will surely die because of the actions of Michael Schiavo and the liberal army at his back; UNLESS we take action very soon. A human has a right to life, and it's quite obvious that she is conscious and somewhat has an idea of what's going on around her. She is not braindead and worthless, except in the eyes of her scumbag, jackoff of a husband, and his left-wing cronies and judges supporting him. And just how do you Libs know that she wanted to die? There is NO written or recorded proof that she wanted to, and she did not tell Michael the Asshole Murderer anything she wanted to have done in this kind of situation.

To the person who claims that Terri's brains are mush, perhaps you should go get yourself a CAT scan.

by The Kentucky Yankee March 24, 2005

Makes Out Witchoo

A very short phrase that can be substituted for getting into a session of passionately kissing someone.
This may be seen in online chat rooms when a couple hooks up on there and are pretending to make out.

Screenname 1: oh yea i luv u
Screenname 2: makes out witchoo

by The Kentucky Yankee August 13, 2004

Baptists

A large denomination in the religion of Christianity that has smaller factions such as Missionary Baptists and Southern Baptists. This is not a denomination that is predominantly composed of Southern Whites, contrary to popular beliefs and opinions. Instead, it is a widespread religion that is practiced by many people here (Ohio River Valley) in the Midwest, the Northeast, all of The North, the West Coast, and even over in Europe. It is one of many Protestant (Non-Catholic) groups that are Christian, are being Baptist is also a great thing to be.

Baptists are devout Christians who know Jesus is the Savior as well as the only son of God. They go by the teachings of the Bible, worship God AND Jesus, and have accepted Jesus into their heart and experience the miracles and love of God, who is the ONE AND ONLY true god.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 8, 2004