The Kentucky Yankee's definitions

Red States

The best places in the United States that make up over half of the nation's total population as well as around 3/4 of the country's total land mass. These particular states are filled with good people, usually who work for a living and get educations or they work hard to make something of themselves. There are a few ultra-liberal morons and ghetto-ass black people who hate whites, but overall it is the better people who have morals, a work ethic, care about their families, and defend their personal beliefs and will stand up for their president, or at least for their country.

All of you blue states are outnumbered and outwitted, as a result of our being more intelligent than you. Go Bush Go!

by The Kentucky Yankee April 25, 2005

Loose change

Any amount of coins including pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters that you find on the sidewalk, the floor, and around benches and vending areas. When enough is collected, one can bring in a considerable revenue from these coins. These small fortunes usually range from $20-$35 in cash once taken to a bank or a CoinStar.

Once, I made $1.33 on loose change in just one day.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

Kentucky

The sister state of Indiana and Ohio. We send our soldiers to war to kill all of the enemies because our troops are the best in America.

Kentuckians will kick your ass.

by The Kentucky Yankee November 30, 2004

Yo mama joke

Here's a nice one.........
Yo mama so stupid that she held a bonfire at a shell gas station.

I personally think that's pretty funny.

by The Kentucky Yankee July 27, 2005

Doucheacrat

A derogatory and pretty funny name for a Democrat or a liberal. It is derived from the term douchebag and the fact that many of the things they do make them look brainless or that impede your progress of what you're doing.

That doucheacrat over there is trying to stop people from protesting abortion.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

baptist

Someone who is hardly a fucktard, except in the opinion of actual fucktards {which is a dumb insult in the first place, used typically by emo kids, punk rockers, etc.) who are ignorant about the Christian denomination of The Baptists. We're not as stupid and/or redneckish as you people imply; in fact, the majority of us don't lash out at those who are atheists, until they attack us, of course. In addition, some Baptists may disagree with the Catholics, but we all still love them as brothers and sisters.

If only you people knew what The Baptists are really about. You call us retarded and hate-filled, when you are the ones making hateful accusations against us; what a bunch of hypocrites you all are.

by The Kentucky Yankee March 20, 2005

Brown disaster

The act of someone leaving a massive crap and a large amount of wet toilet paper in the komode and it clogs it. This happens frequently on college campuses, rest stops, restaurants, and dormitories, where janitors usually have to clean it up.

I had to go to the bathroom on the 2nd floor of my dorm hall, and I opened the stall door to find a brown disaster! It was gross.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005