The Kentucky Yankee's definitions

born loser

This is two different things:
A comic strip that comes in a lot of Sunday newspapers.
And a term for somebody who's pathetic, just can't win, or never seems to do anything right.

I just cant pass any of my tests.....Im born to lose.

by The Kentucky Yankee August 13, 2004

Illinois

A flat, cool state in the Midwest that has the Nation's 3rd largest city: Chicago. The state is said to have two different regions. Those are Chicagoland and Downstate. However, Downstate also applies to cities and areas north and west of Chicago, too.

In addition to that, here's something to think about: With the completion of the 2004 Presidential Election, a new map of the United States was created, including the "United States of Canada" and Jesusland. However, Illinois would be totally Republican if it wasn't for Chicago. That's why it is inaccurate to include all of Illinois into the United States of Canada as a Blue State.

Illinois has two regions called Downstate and Chicagoland.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 21, 2004

Country Music

Terrible, terrible music made for Southern rednecks and other idiots. This is probably the worst form of music on the planet, ranking up there with raggae and Southern Rock. My mom loves it for some reason, i dont know HOW she does though.
Anyways, lots of country music is the same as Southern Rock: they all discuss loyalty to the South, driving ugly-ass pickup trucks, picking up redneck girls, romance between a redneck girl, some Southern woman leaving her man, and other crap dealing with tractors and occasionaly, America, which they are making look bad.

I heard that one country song where the moron lists of the states in the South.....yet he didnt mention Kentucky......my theory is correct, Kentucky isnt an actual part of the South!

by The Kentucky Yankee August 13, 2004

You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing

A phrase that can be said in self-defense when someone is verbally harassing you. It implies that you do not care if they hate you for what you are or what you do, and that you will not conform to their ways to satisfy them. Useful in situations involving politics, choosing sides in an argument, etc. It is a perfect saying when you are under verbal attack by hate-filled people.

Some bitch: You suck! That's because you're a Republican!
Ryan (Me): You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing.

The Kentucky Yankee: Proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.

by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

Fort Wayne

A city of almost 200,000 people in the northeastern corner of the state of Indiana. This place is the Rudeness Capital of the Midwest. People here and from here are very rude and inconsiderate, even though they have no reason to.

Everyone I ever knew from Fort Wayne was a total prick.

by The Kentucky Yankee February 2, 2005

Cincinnati

A city of around 315,000 in the southwestern edge of Ohio. It has a massive metropolitan population of over 2.1 million people covering Northern Kentucky and a large amount of southwestern Ohio. It is a very fine city; it is full of musuems, restaurants, shopping areas, sports stadiums, and is home to the World's first skyscrapers outside of Chicago and New York City, of who were first. Home to the Bengals (Pronounced 'BAIN-Guls) NFL Team and the Cincinnati Reds MLB Team, Cincinnati is also the only true conservative/Republican metropolis in the state of Ohio, I'm glad to say.

I love Cincinnati. I love it a lot.

by The Kentucky Yankee February 5, 2005

Kid Rock

A former white rapper who a few years ago decided to appropriately go more rock with a slight tad of country. He often calls it southern rock, but it isn't. It is "blue-collar" rock mixed with a little hip-hop and occasional country and has a distinct Michigan flavor to it.

Kid Rock not only has made good music, but he is an avid Bush supporter as well. Hell Yeah!

by The Kentucky Yankee December 7, 2004