The Juggernaut's definitions

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Fear of long words... thats just great

Docter im afraid of long words,

Docter:im afraid you have hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Patient: socks the docter in the face and jumps out the window

by THE JUGGERNAUT December 20, 2014

wall-grabber

The act of "grabbing the wall" (or in some cases the handicap rails) in a bathroom when taking an especially violent shit.

Dude, after I ate all those tacos I took a fat shit. It was a wall-grabber. I won't be able to sit down for a few days.

by The Juggernaut June 11, 2006

free willy

the act of having sex with a fat chick in an area of her body that isn't a hole, such as a stomach roll or horrible leg fat deposits.

Did you give big sally a free willy?
Yeah fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay.
No. No. No fat chicks. Ever.

by The Juggernaut August 17, 2006

mahoney

the action of taking a shit on a girl's chest, directly in the center, which may or may not include smearing it inbetween the titties.

I gave that hooker a mahoney in a cheap hotelroom.

by the juggernaut May 2, 2006