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feminist

Kurt Cobain and John Lennon.

This isn't an opinion but a simple fact. They described themselves as proud feminists and challenged the traditional gender roles through their music. Do the research.

So everyone who gives this a thumb down can't read, is a fan of Pat Robertson and his hate speeches or simply enjoys spreading lies about an idea that is honorable through and through.
Kurt Cobain, the proto feminist: “... at the top of the food chain is still the white, corporate, macho, strong ox male. Not redeemable as far as I’m concerned. ... Sexism has to be blown wide open…but there are thousands of green minds, young gullable 15 year old boys out there just starting to fall into the grain of what they’ve been told of what a man is supposed to be ...”

Kurt Cobain: "Rape Me"

John Lennon: "Woman is the N****r of the World"
by The Happy Humanist February 9, 2010
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man

A person who hates women (5% being the exception).

For evidence see what "men" posted about women on urbandictionary.com (and they repeat it over and over again because they are really clever lads):

"A woman is the useless stuff around a vagina"
"A woman is an object - not unlike a toaster"
"A woman is the inferior sex"
"A woman is a cunt who deserves to be slammed and beaten"
"A superficial money-grabbing creature of hate"
"A woman is Satan's work to torture innocent perfect men"
"A woman is useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking"
"A woman should be raped and beaten"
"A woman is only there to serve the dominant class, like a slave"

It's men like you who prove that radical irrational misogyny is real (even in the West). You are the poster boys for feminism and abortion. Thank you for being so outspoken and honest behind your computer.

Do not be surprised when women start strapping explosives to their bodies and come visit you in your natural habitats.

ETERNAL SHAME on you. Eternal shame, you self-appointed schlong master class.
Man hates woman as evidenced on urbandictionary.com.
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
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male

A life support system for a penis. Is replaceable by a dildo. Soon to be abolished.

Meant to fuck, mow the lawn and do all the heavy lifting. Nothing else.

If you are offended by this definition, please see what "men" wrote about women. And you will understand.
Girl: Go mow the lawn, you worthless man!!!
by The Happy Humanist February 11, 2010
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a2m

"One of the newer marketing ploys in pornography is called "ass to mouth" ("ass to mouth"), where the male performer anally penetrates a woman and then sticks his penis into her mouth, often joking about her having to eat shit. In this pornography the code of debasement is most stark. There is no apparent increase in male sexual pleasure by moving directly from the anus to the mouth outside of the humiliation that the woman must endure."

(Robert Wosnitzer et al, 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis", p. 23)
Men who enjoy the suffering and humiliation of women (="a2m"), are diagnosed with paraphilia ("sexual deviancy" in scientific terms) according to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders by the American Psychiatric Association and the International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems by the World Health Organization.
by The Happy Humanist July 27, 2010
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MRA

= Men Run Amok

The most screaming announcement of insecurity and masculine shortcomings short of two pit bulls in a lifted 4x4 truck with a "No Fear" sticker on the window.

They never live up to the “no fear” slogan though.

An MRA is always suffering from Little Man’s Complex.

Hates women because they wouldn’t give him the time of day.
An MRA is an evil loser.
by The Happy Humanist March 13, 2010
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MRA

The term "MRA" stand for "men's rights activists."

It is a backlash group against women's rights and feminism. Other backlash groups include the KKK and "white pride" who wish to reverse the rights of blacks by arguing that white people are oppressed. Similarly, MRAs want to abolish women's rights by lying that men are oppressed. Also, groups like KKK have been known to support violence against blacks, and MRAs are known for their support of violence against women. Both groups argue that blacks and women should stop "whining" and that racism/misogyny are not real.
An MRA will tell you how much "man-hate" there is in modern society while he insists

- that women should make him a sammich and then suck his puny genitals,
- that it is justified that women earn less than men of comparable qualification, age, education, tenure, and occupation,
- that violence against women is no biggie and women "cry" rape anyway,
- that the porn industry is all about "female empowerment," and
- that women are inferior because ... the Bible said so, Shakespeare, Moore, Hemingway, his uneducated daddy, his baseball coach, the media, and 99% of male internet users.
by The Happy Humanist July 11, 2010
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MRA

"MRA" means "men's rights activist."

An MRA is a white man who insists against all evidence and decency that white men are oppressed and than women and minorities are "revered and privileged."

An MRA would never support the rights of those men who truly are at a disadvantage in our society: homosexual and black men. Instead, he leaves campaigning for LGBT rights and minorities' rights to the "evil evil cunt bull dykes" aka feminists.

An MRA sits on a huge pile of white and male privilege and keeps whining that he is oppressed.
An MRA loves Pat Robertson and Bill O'Reilly, thinks that Fox news is the one and only reliable delivery mechanism for news, is a psychotic bible thumper who believes that women were made from "Adam's rib," wanks to Rush Limbaugh, supports the religious right, and has never finished high school.
by The Happy Humanist July 11, 2010
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