The Greg's definitions

tarped

when the penis is soft and the skin from ones penis is stretched over the pink so one can not see the pink.

man, that speedo made this dick all tarped and shit.

by THE GREG December 15, 2004

fizzer

Yamaha's FZR line of motorcycles.
FZR600Rs are the best

Greg's bike is sweet, hes got that '96 fizzer

by The Greg June 18, 2004

Rolla Wrist

Medical condition resulting from excessive masturbation. Originated in Rolla, Missouri due to lack of a female population.

Jon beats off so much at school he's got the worst case of rolla wrist ive ever seen

by The Greg June 10, 2004

pulled a hamstring

Another meaning for vomiting after a night (or day) of too much drinking.

Jeff went out with Greg and pulled a hamstring in the STRIPES van on the way home.

by The Greg July 15, 2004

Icecream Face

sl. for felatio. Originating from the similarities between the face a blowslut makes while she's sucking on your wang and the face she makes while eating an icecream cone.

You want to come over... well ok, only if you put on your best icecream face.

by The Greg July 15, 2004

eifel tower

Extension of the wobbly h where the two guys give each other a high-five above the girl. Bonus points give if the bitch is a French foreign exchange student (clean shaven only, hairy chicks are gross).

Greg and Jeff got Kristen drunk and talked her into a wobbly h. They were so happy they slapped hands and formed the eifel tower. Then the arm wrestling began.

by The Greg July 8, 2004

Josh jump

When playing any of the Tony Hawk Pro Skater games, you fail to gain more than 3 inches of air from a half-pipe

How are you gonna beat my score if you keep josh-jumping like that?

by The Greg June 10, 2004