The Grammar Nazi's definitions

productive procrastination

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

fundie

A fundamentalist; a Christian whose ideas are completely in-line with church dogma. Fundies, for the most part, do not think for themselves, and are often frighteningly evangelical.

Synonymous with Jimmy.

This school is CRAWLING with fundies!

by The Grammar Nazi October 28, 2001

rooted

v. past: To have your computer compromised; to have an attacker gain unauthorized root access.

"Your box got rooted!? Fuck a duck!"

by The Grammar Nazi June 6, 2001

fuck buddy

n. A sex partner to whom you have no special attachment. A person you occasionally have sex with who is not your S.O.

A fuck buddy is similar to a friend with benefits.

Person 1: So your girlfriend's coming over?
Person 2: She's not my girlfriend. We're just fuck buddies.

by The Grammar Nazi December 15, 2001

schlep

To carry, bring or otherwise transmit something which is difficult to move.

I'm not going to schlep that stack of papers all the way over here!

by The Grammar Nazi October 11, 2001

me-time

A euphemism for masturbation

Today was busy. And by busy, I mean I didn't get any me-time. And by me-time I mean that I have not yet gotten to slap the salami.

by The Grammar Nazi June 21, 2001

oncle

French for 'uncle'

My bum-bum is sore

by The Grammar Nazi September 4, 2003