Definitions by The Grammar Nazi

Y.T. 

Yours Truly; the speaker him- or herself.

From the book "Snowcrash" by Neal Stephenson.

He's got to go to work. Unlike Y.T.

Y.T. by The Grammar Nazi July 7, 2002

lay on the horn 

To honk one's car horn for longer than normal. Usually done when either the driver is fed up or someone on the road does something particularly stupid.

The asshole cut me off, so I laid on the horn.

lay on the horn by The Grammar Nazi June 29, 2002

come like judgement day

To orgasm twice in one session.

Found originally in the book "House of Leaves".

It didn't take long before we were under the covers and coming like judgement day.

come like judgement day by The Grammar Nazi June 27, 2002

go down on 

To give oral sex to someone.

He went down on me in the shower yesterday. That was some quality shower head!

go down on by The Grammar Nazi June 26, 2002

BYOM 

Bring Your Own Meat

i.e. It's a vegetarian party.

Partee at Aaron's place! BYOM.

BYOM by The Grammar Nazi June 20, 2002

productive procrastination 

n. Doing stuff to keep busy while avoiding what really needs doing. When all is said and done, your room is clean, your laundry is folded -- but you haven't started your English paper.

I should really do my program. But instead, I think it's time for some productive procrastination... Where's the mop??

productive procrastination by The Grammar Nazi June 18, 2002

front meat 

n. Breasts.

She's got some new front meat.

front meat by The Grammar Nazi June 16, 2002