The Grammar Nazi's definitions

not bitch

intj. This phrase is used to reserve a seat in a vehicle which is not bitch.

The first person to call not bitch gets the front seat; people after that get distributed around the car. If you chronically forget to call not bitch, you will always sit in the middle seat.

The rules for calling not bitch are the same as those for shotgun.

Person 1: "Hey, there's Aaron's car."
Person 2: "Not Bitch!"

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001

luser

N. A clueless user. A very derogatory term.

Pity tech support. They have to deal with lusers 25/8.

by The Grammar Nazi October 8, 2001

lifted

v. High; under the influence of a controlled substance.

School's out! C'mon, let's go get lifted!

by The Grammar Nazi June 16, 2002