candy

A man's genitals.

From "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil"
"I don't want my new boyfriend to know about my candy. You know, my tootsie roll."
by The Grammar Nazi November 11, 2002
mugGet the candymug.

luser

Pity tech support. They have to deal with lusers 25/8.
by The Grammar Nazi October 08, 2001
mugGet the lusermug.