The Grammar Nazi's definitions

hoodie

n. A hooded sweatshirt. Some hoodies have zippers, but most do not.

Not to be confused with oodee.

Val says she subscribes to the Hoodie Theory.

by The Grammar Nazi November 13, 2001

candy

A man's genitals.

From "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil"

"I don't want my new boyfriend to know about my candy. You know, my tootsie roll."

by The Grammar Nazi November 11, 2002

boink

v. To fuck.

Guess what?? Nick finally got boinked!

by The Grammar Nazi November 18, 2006