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buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.
I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.
by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004
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candy

A man's genitals.

From "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil"
"I don't want my new boyfriend to know about my candy. You know, my tootsie roll."
by The Grammar Nazi November 11, 2002
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baby cave

"Watch out, boys! Because thanks to Iron Hymen, my baby cave is better guarded than a maximum security prison – even one ringed with electrified razorwire and a crocodile-infested moat!"
by The Grammar Nazi September 9, 2005
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