The Grammar Nazi's definitions

homophobe

n. One with an irrational fear of homosexuality and homosexuals. For the most part these people seem to have little actual experience with the aforementioned.

We fear what we do not understand.

I can't have my boyfriend over because my parents are total homophobes.

by The Grammar Nazi July 26, 2002

auralgasm

The feeling you get while listening to a fantastic song.

Every time I hear "(This Is) The Dream of Evan and Chan" I have an auralgasm.

by The Grammar Nazi July 8, 2004

chick

n. A girl.

Chick is not necessarily derogatory, however many women find it offensive because of its flippant nature.

Did you see that chick? She waved at me.

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

veepstakes

The process a candidate for president goes through to choose a running mate. It's a portmanteau word combining the colloquial pronunciation of VP as "veep" and sweepstakes.

The winner of the veepstakes is awarded the honor of being trashed in the media for the next 5 months.

A: Who should Obama pick for VP?
B: I sure hope Brian Schweitzer wins the veepstakes!

by The Grammar Nazi June 6, 2008

><>

Christian. This is the ASCII representation of the Jesus fish.

You're going out with WHO?? I thought he was all ><>.

by The Grammar Nazi February 21, 2003

no way

Emphatically not.

Person 1: Hey, I'm gonna go freebase while getting an intimate piercing and then get a glass bottomed boat from a pachyderm. You coming?

Person 2: No way!

by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004

shotgun

The front seat of a car which is not the driver's seat.

I called not bitch first, so i get shotgun.

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001