The Grammar Nazi's definitions

schlep

To carry, bring or otherwise transmit something which is difficult to move.

I'm not going to schlep that stack of papers all the way over here!

by The Grammar Nazi October 11, 2001

me-time

A euphemism for masturbation

Today was busy. And by busy, I mean I didn't get any me-time. And by me-time I mean that I have not yet gotten to slap the salami.

by The Grammar Nazi June 21, 2001

cyber

n. Short for cyber sex.

So you really like him, huh? Have you two cybered yet?

by The Grammar Nazi January 13, 2002

homophobe

n. One with an irrational fear of homosexuality and homosexuals. For the most part these people seem to have little actual experience with the aforementioned.

We fear what we do not understand.

I can't have my boyfriend over because my parents are total homophobes.

by The Grammar Nazi July 26, 2002

boink

v. To fuck.

Guess what?? Nick finally got boinked!

by The Grammar Nazi November 18, 2006

not bitch

intj. This phrase is used to reserve a seat in a vehicle which is not bitch.

The first person to call not bitch gets the front seat; people after that get distributed around the car. If you chronically forget to call not bitch, you will always sit in the middle seat.

The rules for calling not bitch are the same as those for shotgun.

Person 1: "Hey, there's Aaron's car."
Person 2: "Not Bitch!"

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001

in

To have an abundance of something, especially something that is usually scarce.

It's the weekend, and I'm in sleep.

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001