The Grammar Nazi's definitions

spooge

1. n. Male ejaculate; cum
2. v. To ejaculate; cum
3. v. To become intensely excited about something.

she's going to spooge when she sees what a great job we've done on this assignment!

by The Grammar Nazi November 19, 2001

me-time

A euphemism for masturbation

Today was busy. And by busy, I mean I didn't get any me-time. And by me-time I mean that I have not yet gotten to slap the salami.

by The Grammar Nazi June 21, 2001

schlep

To carry, bring or otherwise transmit something which is difficult to move.

I'm not going to schlep that stack of papers all the way over here!

by The Grammar Nazi October 11, 2001

fag hag

n. A woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.

Why don't more fag hags hang out with my roommate?

by The Grammar Nazi October 6, 2002

wunning

v. A cross between walking and running. What old people do instead of jogging or power walking.

I saw this old man wunning this morning. He looke pretty tired out.

by The Grammar Nazi February 16, 2002

lifted

v. High; under the influence of a controlled substance.

School's out! C'mon, let's go get lifted!

by The Grammar Nazi June 16, 2002

luser

N. A clueless user. A very derogatory term.

Pity tech support. They have to deal with lusers 25/8.

by The Grammar Nazi October 8, 2001