The Grammar Nazi's definitions

BYOB

Acronym: Bring Your Own Beer. A party where the alcohol is not provided.

Wanna come over Saturday? We're having a BYOB party.

by The Grammar Nazi June 21, 2001

near beer

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

Near beer is the worst of both worlds: all the shitty taste of beer, and none of the fun!

by The Grammar Nazi January 3, 2002

scoop

v. To get to something before someone else. Comes from the news business.

I scooped Bungalow H. Bill with the definition for piece.

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

fungry

Fuckin' hungry.

"I haven't eaten in days! I'm fungry!"

by The Grammar Nazi August 26, 2001

multislack

To slack off with many people at the same time.

I'm not done with that yet; I've been multislacking.

by The Grammar Nazi February 21, 2003

jacked

v. 1. To be messed up. Usually used with "up".
2. To get the short end of the proverbial stick.

I jacked up my hand playing baseball.

You only got 2/10 on that assignment? You got jacked!

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

WPP

Well-Produced Production.

Antonym of PPP.

Did you see that MTV commercial? It was a WPP.

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001