The Grammar Nazi's definitions

near beer

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

Near beer is the worst of both worlds: all the shitty taste of beer, and none of the fun!

by The Grammar Nazi January 3, 2002

multislack

To slack off with many people at the same time.

I'm not done with that yet; I've been multislacking.

by The Grammar Nazi February 21, 2003

jacked

v. 1. To be messed up. Usually used with "up".
2. To get the short end of the proverbial stick.

I jacked up my hand playing baseball.

You only got 2/10 on that assignment? You got jacked!

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

WPP

Well-Produced Production.

Antonym of PPP.

Did you see that MTV commercial? It was a WPP.

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

BYOC

Acronym: Bring Your Own Crap. Similar to BYOB or BYOM.

It's a BYOC party.

by The Grammar Nazi June 6, 2001

boink

v. To fuck.

Guess what?? Nick finally got boinked!

by The Grammar Nazi November 18, 2006

pseudosleep

n. What happens when someone shares a bed with you. You may sleep a little here and there, but never for very long. You'll probably need to take a nap the next day.

God, I'm tired... I got a whole lotta pesudosleep last night.

by The Grammar Nazi June 11, 2002