The Grammar Nazi's definitions

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Christian. This is the ASCII representation of the Jesus fish.

You're going out with WHO?? I thought he was all ><>.

by The Grammar Nazi February 21, 2003

shotgun

The front seat of a car which is not the driver's seat.

I called not bitch first, so i get shotgun.

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001

in

To have an abundance of something, especially something that is usually scarce.

It's the weekend, and I'm in sleep.

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

not bitch

intj. This phrase is used to reserve a seat in a vehicle which is not bitch.

The first person to call not bitch gets the front seat; people after that get distributed around the car. If you chronically forget to call not bitch, you will always sit in the middle seat.

The rules for calling not bitch are the same as those for shotgun.

Person 1: "Hey, there's Aaron's car."
Person 2: "Not Bitch!"

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001

badow

intj. "There it is!" or "Ta da!"

Can also be used as an introduction synonymous with "here I am".

Person 1: I just put a new word in the oodee. Have a look.
Person 2: Badow!

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

no way

Emphatically not.

Person 1: Hey, I'm gonna go freebase while getting an intimate piercing and then get a glass bottomed boat from a pachyderm. You coming?

Person 2: No way!

by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004

hoodie

n. A hooded sweatshirt. Some hoodies have zippers, but most do not.

Not to be confused with oodee.

Val says she subscribes to the Hoodie Theory.

by The Grammar Nazi November 13, 2001