The Grammar Nazi's definitions

go down on

To give oral sex to someone.

He went down on me in the shower yesterday. That was some quality shower head!

by The Grammar Nazi June 26, 2002

come like judgement day

To orgasm twice in one session.

Found originally in the book "House of Leaves".

It didn't take long before we were under the covers and coming like judgement day.

by The Grammar Nazi June 27, 2002

lay on the horn

To honk one's car horn for longer than normal. Usually done when either the driver is fed up or someone on the road does something particularly stupid.

The asshole cut me off, so I laid on the horn.

by The Grammar Nazi June 29, 2002

Y.T.

Yours Truly; the speaker him- or herself.

From the book "Snowcrash" by Neal Stephenson.

He's got to go to work. Unlike Y.T.

by The Grammar Nazi July 7, 2002

Seinfeldian

adj. Obvious or absurd, such that it is reminiscent of NBC's "Seinfeld."

Arguing about the relative size of marshmellows is undeniably Seinfeldian.

by The Grammar Nazi July 11, 2002

hojillions

n. A great many; millions.

I am learning hojillions of new words from this book.

by The Grammar Nazi July 17, 2002

*f

Synonym of S.O.; gender-neutral way to refer to one's girl/boyfriend.

You know I've never had a *f before.

by The Grammar Nazi July 23, 2002