The Grammar Nazi's definitions

GrOwned

Interjection (derived from past participle of GrOwn).

Abbreviation for "Grammar Owned," a phrase adapted from the now popular term "Owned," which denotes the dominance of the listening (owned) person by the speaking person.
The interjection is triggered by some event which demonstrates one person's inferiority to another.
In this case, it refers to the grammatical superiority of the GrOwner, and is in response to a grammatical error committed by the GrOwned person.

Alternate spellings: Grpwned, Grpwn3d, GrOwn3d, Gr0wned, Gr0wn3d, Groaned.

Spelling and punctuation count as grammar too. You've just been GrOwned.

by The Grammar Nazi October 6, 2004

fungry

Fuckin' hungry.

"I haven't eaten in days! I'm fungry!"

by The Grammar Nazi August 26, 2001

scoop

v. To get to something before someone else. Comes from the news business.

I scooped Bungalow H. Bill with the definition for piece.

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

second feeding

Dinner after dinner. The second round of eating following the feast on Thanksgiving Day.

We could go watch a movie and be back here right about time for the second feeding.

by The Grammar Nazi November 22, 2001

near beer

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

Near beer is the worst of both worlds: all the shitty taste of beer, and none of the fun!

by The Grammar Nazi January 3, 2002

phuck

A less offensive form of the cuss-word fuck, typically used without reference to coitus.

Oh, man, you really got phucked.

by The Grammar Nazi October 18, 2001

That's a good point

Not an admission, exactly, just an acknowledgement that someone's argument has validity.

Person1: "I think your idea sucks."
Person2: "Sure, that's a good point."

by The Grammar Nazi October 19, 2001