The Grammar Nazi's definitions

luser

N. A clueless user. A very derogatory term.

Pity tech support. They have to deal with lusers 25/8.

by The Grammar Nazi October 8, 2001

lifted

v. High; under the influence of a controlled substance.

School's out! C'mon, let's go get lifted!

by The Grammar Nazi June 16, 2002

pseudosleep

n. What happens when someone shares a bed with you. You may sleep a little here and there, but never for very long. You'll probably need to take a nap the next day.

God, I'm tired... I got a whole lotta pesudosleep last night.

by The Grammar Nazi June 11, 2002

baby cave

n. A woman's vagina.

"Watch out, boys! Because thanks to Iron Hymen, my baby cave is better guarded than a maximum security prison – even one ringed with electrified razorwire and a crocodile-infested moat!"

by The Grammar Nazi September 9, 2005

gimmickry

A pattern of tricks designed to confuse.

"I'm not going to take part in your gimmickry!"

by The Grammar Nazi November 5, 2001

strapped

Low on a particular resource.

I'm strapped for booty.

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001

phuck

A less offensive form of the cuss-word fuck, typically used without reference to coitus.

Oh, man, you really got phucked.

by The Grammar Nazi October 18, 2001