The Grammar Nazi's definitions

biff

v. To mess something up, specifically a physical activity.

I was coming down the mountain on my snowboard when I biffed.

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

log watcher

n. One who obsessively watches their logs; one who enjoys the power of seeing what other people are doing at their sites.

The downfall of Rome might have been prevented by careful attention to logs!

by The Grammar Nazi January 13, 2002

cyber

n. Short for cyber sex.

So you really like him, huh? Have you two cybered yet?

by The Grammar Nazi January 13, 2002

deprecated

Outdated; use strongly discouraged.

Vi is deprecated! Move up to Vim!

by The Grammar Nazi March 19, 2001

misspelt

The bad, ugly and otherwise deprecated spelling of "misspelled."

As a lamer, I can tell you it's spelled 'misspelt.'

by The Grammar Nazi March 19, 2001

veepstakes

The process a candidate for president goes through to choose a running mate. It's a portmanteau word combining the colloquial pronunciation of VP as "veep" and sweepstakes.

The winner of the veepstakes is awarded the honor of being trashed in the media for the next 5 months.

A: Who should Obama pick for VP?
B: I sure hope Brian Schweitzer wins the veepstakes!

by The Grammar Nazi June 6, 2008

bling bling

n. Cash money. Scrilla. Dough. Legal tender.

I'ma go down to Wells Fargo and withdraw some bling bling.

by The Grammar Nazi November 13, 2001