The Grammar Nazi's definitions

buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.

I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.

by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004

luser

N. A clueless user. A very derogatory term.

Pity tech support. They have to deal with lusers 25/8.

by The Grammar Nazi October 8, 2001

lifted

v. High; under the influence of a controlled substance.

School's out! C'mon, let's go get lifted!

by The Grammar Nazi June 16, 2002

strapped

Low on a particular resource.

I'm strapped for booty.

by The Grammar Nazi October 21, 2001

phuck

A less offensive form of the cuss-word fuck, typically used without reference to coitus.

Oh, man, you really got phucked.

by The Grammar Nazi October 18, 2001

auralgasm

The feeling you get while listening to a fantastic song.

Every time I hear "(This Is) The Dream of Evan and Chan" I have an auralgasm.

by The Grammar Nazi July 8, 2004

skid mark

n. Poo poo stain in the seat of one's underpants.

I don't wipe; I've learned to live with the skid mark.

by The Grammar Nazi December 19, 2001