143 definitions by The Grammar Nazi

veepstakes

The process a candidate for president goes through to choose a running mate. It's a portmanteau word combining the colloquial pronunciation of VP as "veep" and sweepstakes.

The winner of the veepstakes is awarded the honor of being trashed in the media for the next 5 months.

A: Who should Obama pick for VP?
B: I sure hope Brian Schweitzer wins the veepstakes!

by The Grammar Nazi June 6, 2008

near beer

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

Near beer is the worst of both worlds: all the shitty taste of beer, and none of the fun!

by The Grammar Nazi January 3, 2002

boobie faker

n. A man who adds breasts to his physical appearance artificially, e.g. through the use of a bra.

Is that guy a boobie faker?

by The Grammar Nazi January 19, 2002

screenie

A short term for a "screen shot," a picture one takes of something on a computer screen.

I don't know what window you're talking about. Can you send me a screenie?

by The Grammar Nazi August 19, 2004

the bird

The middle finger when used as a salute.

I cut off a cop today, and he gave me the bird.

by The Grammar Nazi November 26, 2001

badness

Something which is not positive. Typically refers to a situation or the actions of one or more people.

Have you heard about the badness in NYC?

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

luser

N. A clueless user. A very derogatory term.

Pity tech support. They have to deal with lusers 25/8.

by The Grammar Nazi October 9, 2001