The Grammar Nazi's definitions

auralgasm

The feeling you get while listening to a fantastic song.

Every time I hear "(This Is) The Dream of Evan and Chan" I have an auralgasm.

by The Grammar Nazi July 8, 2004

buffer urinal

The requisite one urinal minimum you put between you and any other men who may be pissing at a row of urinals. It's a courtesy thing, and it's about proximity more than line of sight: shame shields don't obviate the need for a buffer urinal.

Of course, when you're in a situation where the buffer is impossible because there are more men than there are urinals (sporting events, concerts, etc.), the buffer urinal no longer applies.

I took my place in the row, making sure to leave a buffer urinal between me and the blonde.

by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004

luser

N. A clueless user. A very derogatory term.

Pity tech support. They have to deal with lusers 25/8.

by The Grammar Nazi October 8, 2001

lifted

v. High; under the influence of a controlled substance.

School's out! C'mon, let's go get lifted!

by The Grammar Nazi June 16, 2002

badow

intj. "There it is!" or "Ta da!"

Can also be used as an introduction synonymous with "here I am".

Person 1: I just put a new word in the oodee. Have a look.
Person 2: Badow!

by The Grammar Nazi December 9, 2001

no way

Emphatically not.

Person 1: Hey, I'm gonna go freebase while getting an intimate piercing and then get a glass bottomed boat from a pachyderm. You coming?

Person 2: No way!

by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004

S.O.

Abbreviation for "Significant Other". The gender-neutral way to refer to someone's boy/girlfriend.

I'm having a party at my place. Bring your S.O.!

by The Grammar Nazi November 10, 2001