The Grammar Nazi's definitions

hojillions

n. A great many; millions.

I am learning hojillions of new words from this book.

by The Grammar Nazi July 17, 2002

*f

Synonym of S.O.; gender-neutral way to refer to one's girl/boyfriend.

You know I've never had a *f before.

by The Grammar Nazi July 23, 2002

homophobe

n. One with an irrational fear of homosexuality and homosexuals. For the most part these people seem to have little actual experience with the aforementioned.

We fear what we do not understand.

I can't have my boyfriend over because my parents are total homophobes.

by The Grammar Nazi July 26, 2002

turntablism

Mixin' some good vinyls; behind the wheels of steel.

Let's go to the club and check out some phat turntablism!

by The Grammar Nazi August 18, 2002

poontease

n. The female equivalent of a cocktease; someone who comes on to a girl, but then doesn't follow through.

"It's been a month and you two *still* haven't had sex? She's a total poontease!"

by The Grammar Nazi September 28, 2002

fag hag

n. A woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.

Why don't more fag hags hang out with my roommate?

by The Grammar Nazi October 6, 2002

lameouze

adj. Incredibly, stupefyingly lame. So lame as to defy description.

She's got a "broken heart" after only three weeks? That's lameouze!

by The Grammar Nazi October 31, 2002