The Grammar Nazi's definitions

near beer

n. Non-alcoholic beer.

Near beer is the worst of both worlds: all the shitty taste of beer, and none of the fun!

by The Grammar Nazi January 3, 2002

second feeding

Dinner after dinner. The second round of eating following the feast on Thanksgiving Day.

We could go watch a movie and be back here right about time for the second feeding.

by The Grammar Nazi November 22, 2001

BYOM

Bring Your Own Meat

i.e. It's a vegetarian party.

Partee at Aaron's place! BYOM.

by The Grammar Nazi June 20, 2002

hoodie

n. A hooded sweatshirt. Some hoodies have zippers, but most do not.

Not to be confused with oodee.

Val says she subscribes to the Hoodie Theory.

by The Grammar Nazi November 13, 2001

not bitch

intj. This phrase is used to reserve a seat in a vehicle which is not bitch.

The first person to call not bitch gets the front seat; people after that get distributed around the car. If you chronically forget to call not bitch, you will always sit in the middle seat.

The rules for calling not bitch are the same as those for shotgun.

Person 1: "Hey, there's Aaron's car."
Person 2: "Not Bitch!"

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001

in

To have an abundance of something, especially something that is usually scarce.

It's the weekend, and I'm in sleep.

by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001

shotgun

The front seat of a car which is not the driver's seat.

I called not bitch first, so i get shotgun.

by The Grammar Nazi November 7, 2001