The Fairy Sesh Mother's definitions

Head Shot

A phrase used by a man who is about to shoot his load all over his woman's face in the heat of passion. A head shot can either be left on her face as a gift of sexual gratification or deposited in her mouth like unborn baby food.

Damion & Jo were at it like rabbits in the spring.

Damion: "Oh baby im going to give you a head shot"

Jo: "aim shoot & score baby!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother June 3, 2021

Interrogation Station

v, Interrogation Station is a verb for the police station. A place you are taken for questioning for being a naughty cunt & getting caught. If your in the Interrogation Station you've been huckled matey.

Dale was caught dealing all sorts of drugs & the police had him in for a little chat. They took him to the Interrogation Station.

Dale "I don't know anything about the stash you found!"

Officer "Dale pal just tell us who the gear belonged to?"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 3, 2022

Cocksplat

n; noun used to describe a bus driver who can't drive

the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus

Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 20, 2020

Gingerism

d; Descriptive word. Gingerism is a derogatory word used to describe someone who has ginger hair. If you call someone a ginger to slag them off for their hair colour, you are guilty of Gingerism.
Be kind to gingers.

Tam stopped Jo in the high street to point out a red head & said "look at that ginger guy, gingers have no soul." Tam was guilty of Gingerism.

Tam is a gingerphobe, hes guilty of gingerism.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 11, 2019

Bedwood

n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on a man randomly gets when he is lying in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man must seek a solution...

Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;

Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!

Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 14, 2020

Corona Cock

n, Noun used to describe the shrivelled up, unused cock most men have due to social isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Steve: I have Corona Cock, I can't get sex for 12 weeks!

John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!

Steve: You & me both!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 29, 2020

Turbin Dipping

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Definition - to go turban dipping equates to holding a turban wearing persons head under the water until the bubbles stop when i stood on his head until the bubbles stop popping up i had turbin dipped him
Turbin Dipping to drown a turbin wearer

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 11, 2019