The Fairy Sesh Mother's definitions

Turbin Dipping

Turbin dipping drowning sand beach sunshine watersports

Definition - to go turban dipping equates to holding a turban wearing persons head under the water until the bubbles stop when i stood on his head until the bubbles stop popping up i had turbin dipped him
Turbin Dipping to drown a turbin wearer

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 11, 2019

Progressive Snail

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail

Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 17, 2019

Psychic-pube

v. Saying or doing the same thing at the same time.

Shane "jo skin up"
Jo "Shane skin up"
Psychic-pube!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 30, 2018

Eargasm

v, to wiggle your finger or a cotton bud in your ear & reach the really itchy part, the type of itchty ear that you just can't reach without poking around.
The relief felt upon reaching the itch & having an eargasm.

Sean had an eargasm after he stuck a cotton bud in his ear & reached the itch.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 31, 2018

Flirtationship

aj, not quite a relationship but more than flirting.
v, when you don't want a relationship but you need more than flirting.
Flirty Touch

Jo and her lover had a flirtationship because they are friends & more.
Jo and her lover would flirt & take it to second base with no ties or strings. Flirtationship

benefits

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 31, 2018

Cunt Fluff

d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.

v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff

Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.

Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
A
Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019

Rehydration Station

n, the day after a long sesh when you can't drink enough cos your dehydrated.

v, a place where you can rehydrate

Jo & Jack were just off a sesh when they needed to top up their fluids after partying.

Jack: "I'm so thirsty Iv already drunk 3 cans of irn bru"

Jo: "That's cos we are at the rehydration station"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019