Chug In The Jug

v, a verb used to describe the action of a man making a sperm donation to a sperm donor bank.

The action a man takes in the private room of a sperm donor bank to achieve the desired goal with visual aids to help.
Sean went to the sperm donor bank to donate. The nurse pointed him to the private room.

Nurse: "Sean go in that room to contribute your donation."

Sean: "So do I have a chug in the jug & hand it in yeah?"

Nurse: "Yes Sean that's correct."
by The Fairy Sesh Mother December 21, 2019
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Rehydration Station

n, the day after a long sesh when you can't drink enough cos your dehydrated.

v, a place where you can rehydrate
Jo & Jack were just off a sesh when they needed to top up their fluids after partying.

Jack: "I'm so thirsty Iv already drunk 3 cans of irn bru"

Jo: "That's cos we are at the rehydration station"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019
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Secret Sex Sesh

v, a verb to describe the act of fucking someone who is clearly asleep in perhaps a drunken stupor. If a guy sticks his 9 inches of midnight man meat in a woman's steak beak while she sleeps he's had a secret sex sesh
Dan slipped his dick in joline while she slept.

He has a secret sex sesh, she thought she had a wet dream....
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 19, 2021
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Turbin Dipping

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Definition - to go turban dipping equates to holding a turban wearing persons head under the water until the bubbles stop when i stood on his head until the bubbles stop popping up i had turbin dipped him
Turbin Dipping to drown a turbin wearer
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 11, 2019
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Interrogation Station

v, Interrogation Station is a verb for the police station. A place you are taken for questioning for being a naughty cunt & getting caught. If your in the Interrogation Station you've been huckled matey.
Dale was caught dealing all sorts of drugs & the police had him in for a little chat. They took him to the Interrogation Station.

Dale "I don't know anything about the stash you found!"

Officer "Dale pal just tell us who the gear belonged to?"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 03, 2022
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Fud Whacker

A guy who slaps a womans pussy during sex like he's slapping his last £10 on a football coupon in the bookies
Steven slapped Helenas pussy during sex - he was a fud whacker
by The Fairy Sesh Mother December 06, 2019
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Jadore Lior

n, a noun for the aftershave that can only be found in the country of Israel. Jadore Lior is a scent by the famous Jewish journalist Lior Stein.
Shaun bought Lior a gift.

Shaun "Lior i have a gift for you its a 100ml bottle of Jadore Lior

Lior "Omg Shaun your too kind! Thanks so much!
by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 22, 2021
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