The Fairy Sesh Mother's definitions

Psychic Head Twin

n, A psychic head twin is someone who is your absolute best friend who can read you like a book.

When your so close you can read each others minds.

Steph: "Jo your going to have another swedger aren't you?"

Jo: "Yeah how did you know?"

Steph: "cause your my psychic head twin!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 9, 2020

Corona Cock

n, Noun used to describe the shrivelled up, unused cock most men have due to social isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Steve: I have Corona Cock, I can't get sex for 12 weeks!

John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!

Steve: You & me both!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 29, 2020

Secret Sex Sesh

v, a verb to describe the act of fucking someone who is clearly asleep in perhaps a drunken stupor. If a guy sticks his 9 inches of midnight man meat in a woman's steak beak while she sleeps he's had a secret sex sesh

Dan slipped his dick in joline while she slept.

He has a secret sex sesh, she thought she had a wet dream....

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 18, 2021

Eargasm

v, to wiggle your finger or a cotton bud in your ear & reach the really itchy part, the type of itchty ear that you just can't reach without poking around.
The relief felt upon reaching the itch & having an eargasm.

Sean had an eargasm after he stuck a cotton bud in his ear & reached the itch.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 31, 2018

Interrogation Station

v, Interrogation Station is a verb for the police station. A place you are taken for questioning for being a naughty cunt & getting caught. If your in the Interrogation Station you've been huckled matey.

Dale was caught dealing all sorts of drugs & the police had him in for a little chat. They took him to the Interrogation Station.

Dale "I don't know anything about the stash you found!"

Officer "Dale pal just tell us who the gear belonged to?"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 3, 2022

Head Shot

A phrase used by a man who is about to shoot his load all over his woman's face in the heat of passion. A head shot can either be left on her face as a gift of sexual gratification or deposited in her mouth like unborn baby food.

Damion & Jo were at it like rabbits in the spring.

Damion: "Oh baby im going to give you a head shot"

Jo: "aim shoot & score baby!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother June 3, 2021

Bedwood

n, Bedwood is a noun used to describe the hard on a man randomly gets when he is lying in bed at 4am trying to get to sleep. Unable to sleep due to having bedwood, a man must seek a solution...

Craig lay in bed at 4am with bedwood;

Craig: Jojo I have bedwood I can't sleep!

Jojo: Crack open the wank bank, you'll be asleep in no time!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 14, 2020