The Fairy Sesh Mother's definitions

Secret Sex Sesh

v, a verb to describe the act of fucking someone who is clearly asleep in perhaps a drunken stupor. If a guy sticks his 9 inches of midnight man meat in a woman's steak beak while she sleeps he's had a secret sex sesh

Dan slipped his dick in joline while she slept.

He has a secret sex sesh, she thought she had a wet dream....

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 18, 2021

Eargasm

v, to wiggle your finger or a cotton bud in your ear & reach the really itchy part, the type of itchty ear that you just can't reach without poking around.
The relief felt upon reaching the itch & having an eargasm.

Sean had an eargasm after he stuck a cotton bud in his ear & reached the itch.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 31, 2018

Struggle Snuggle

ph, A phrase used as an endearing term for a sexual fetish for r*pe play.

A sexual fetish for those who like to use a less aggressive sounding name than "r*pe play," a slightly less intimidating term used to cause less fear around a sexual fetish which is completely consensual between parties involved.

Lee sent Jojo a text asking if she was going to visit that night.

Lee: "Jojo do you fancy coming over for a struggle snuggle tonight?"

Jojo: "hell yeah! Come pick me up!"

Lee: "Be there at 7.30pm!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 26, 2020

Cock sneeze

A phrase used to describe a complete fucking dickhead

Peter was an absolute cock sneeze of a man his wife divorced him

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 15, 2022

Cunt Fluff

d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.

v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff

Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.

Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
A
Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019

Digibase

a;

A word used to describe a combination of 2 drug mixed together. Digibase is formed by mixing ecstasy with speed (amphetamine). The combination is called digibase.

Tonight I'm going to a rave. I'm going to take some digibase so i can dance all night.

Sean "Jo do u want digibase before we go raving?"

Jo "Yes! I'd love some digibase!"
Sean "I have some stashed for tonight"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother November 26, 2019

Unstable Mable

n, noun describing a complete fucking fruit loop, someone who is a psycho, a total knob jockey.

Damion was an Unstable Mable, he wrecked the house & went psycho again

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 13, 2022