The Fairy Sesh Mother's definitions

Fud Whacker

A guy who slaps a womans pussy during sex like he's slapping his last £10 on a football coupon in the bookies

Steven slapped Helenas pussy during sex - he was a fud whacker

by The Fairy Sesh Mother December 6, 2019

Corona Cock

n, Noun used to describe the shrivelled up, unused cock most men have due to social isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Steve: I have Corona Cock, I can't get sex for 12 weeks!

John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!

Steve: You & me both!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 29, 2020

Unstable Mable

n, noun describing a complete fucking fruit loop, someone who is a psycho, a total knob jockey.

Damion was an Unstable Mable, he wrecked the house & went psycho again

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 13, 2022

Cokamine

v, verb usee to describe the combination of 2 drugs cocaine & ketamine the feeling can only be described as trippy as fuck!

Cheryl "Jo get the cokamine out"

Jo "Sure thing soul sista"

Jordan "Im gonna wipe my arse with a paki"

😂😂😂

by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 16, 2022

Sesh Dollars

v, The currency used to repay a friend in drugs.

Jordan: thanks for desert Jo il pay you back

Jo: your welcome i take £, p & Sesh Dollars

by The Fairy Sesh Mother January 7, 2021

Interrogation Station

v, Interrogation Station is a verb for the police station. A place you are taken for questioning for being a naughty cunt & getting caught. If your in the Interrogation Station you've been huckled matey.

Dale was caught dealing all sorts of drugs & the police had him in for a little chat. They took him to the Interrogation Station.

Dale "I don't know anything about the stash you found!"

Officer "Dale pal just tell us who the gear belonged to?"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 3, 2022

Consensual Consensus

ph; Phrase to describe mutal consent to partake in a gang bang.

They all granted a Consensual Consensus before the gang bang started.

Sarah agreed to take part in a Consensual Consensus before the gang bang started.

The 6 men involved also gave Consensual Consensus.

by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 8, 2020