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Cock sneeze

A phrase used to describe a complete fucking dickhead
Peter was an absolute cock sneeze of a man his wife divorced him
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 15, 2022
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Cunt Fluff

d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.

v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff
Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.

Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
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Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019
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Struggle Snuggle

ph, A phrase used as an endearing term for a sexual fetish for r*pe play.

A sexual fetish for those who like to use a less aggressive sounding name than "r*pe play," a slightly less intimidating term used to cause less fear around a sexual fetish which is completely consensual between parties involved.
Lee sent Jojo a text asking if she was going to visit that night.

Lee: "Jojo do you fancy coming over for a struggle snuggle tonight?"

Jojo: "hell yeah! Come pick me up!"

Lee: "Be there at 7.30pm!"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother October 26, 2020
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Eargasm

v, to wiggle your finger or a cotton bud in your ear & reach the really itchy part, the type of itchty ear that you just can't reach without poking around.
The relief felt upon reaching the itch & having an eargasm.
Sean had an eargasm after he stuck a cotton bud in his ear & reached the itch.
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 31, 2018
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Psychic Head Twin

n, A psychic head twin is someone who is your absolute best friend who can read you like a book.

When your so close you can read each others minds.
Steph: "Jo your going to have another swedger aren't you?"

Jo: "Yeah how did you know?"

Steph: "cause your my psychic head twin!"
by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 9, 2020
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Corona Cock

n, Noun used to describe the shrivelled up, unused cock most men have due to social isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic.
Steve: I have Corona Cock, I can't get sex for 12 weeks!

John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!

Steve: You & me both!
by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 29, 2020
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Psychic-pube

v. Saying or doing the same thing at the same time.
Shane "jo skin up"
Jo "Shane skin up"
Psychic-pube!
by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 30, 2018
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