The Fairy Sesh Mother's definitions

Corona Cock

n, Noun used to describe the shrivelled up, unused cock most men have due to social isolation during the Covid-19 pandemic.

Steve: I have Corona Cock, I can't get sex for 12 weeks!

John: I have Corona Cock too mate, I'm ripping the head off it!

Steve: You & me both!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother March 29, 2020

Psychic-pube

v. Saying or doing the same thing at the same time.

Shane "jo skin up"
Jo "Shane skin up"
Psychic-pube!

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 30, 2018

Trouser Truffles

Trouser truffles are the endearing term for testicles used widely by posh cunts & snobby fuckers

Snob "Oh darling lick my trouser truffles"

Posh cunt "oh yes dear"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother April 7, 2023

Kecstacy

Kecstacy is a combination of mixing ketamine with ecstasy its some buzz highly recommend by trippers everywhere was invented by The Fairy Sesh Mother & Amber

The Fairy Sesh Mother "Amber fancy a night in kecstacy?"
Amber "fuck yes that's a plan batsman

by The Fairy Sesh Mother June 5, 2023

Dinnfest

V, verb used to describe a meal for the night shift worker who eats at 2-3am.

That midnight meal for the midnight muncher.

The meal that isn't quite dinner but too early for a conventional breakfast.

Dinnfest, the late night meal for the night owl.

Tam: "Jo can you buy me a microwave Vindaloo I'm going to eat it for Dinnfest tonight please, I'm working the night shift"

Jo: "Do you want chicken or beef vindaloo for your dinnfest?"

Tam: "Beef please"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother December 18, 2019

Psychic Head Twin

n, A psychic head twin is someone who is your absolute best friend who can read you like a book.

When your so close you can read each others minds.

Steph: "Jo your going to have another swedger aren't you?"

Jo: "Yeah how did you know?"

Steph: "cause your my psychic head twin!"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 9, 2020

Cokamine

v, verb usee to describe the combination of 2 drugs cocaine & ketamine the feeling can only be described as trippy as fuck!

Cheryl "Jo get the cokamine out"

Jo "Sure thing soul sista"

Jordan "Im gonna wipe my arse with a paki"

😂😂😂

by The Fairy Sesh Mother May 16, 2022