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The Frothy Walrus

A depraved sex act performed at the culmination of oral sex. The standing male ejaculates in the receiving woman's mouth, and then quickly punches her in the stomach before withdrawing the penis. The resulting semen shot out each nostril bears a resemblance to walrus tusks. The Frothy Walrus is most often performed as a surprise maneuver, and is inherently non-consensual.
The Frothy Walrus is possibly the greatest achievement of man.
by The collectiveish August 7, 2010
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Whoopsababy

A child that was not planned for.
Daddy why don't you love Kyle as much as Lyndsey?

Because he was a whoopsababy.
by The collectiveish August 7, 2010
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Troll Syndrom

A progressive genetic condition effecting Hispanic woman in their late twenties and thirties. Characterized by a shortening in stature, morbid obesity, drying of skin, and sour demeanor. A reduction or loss in ability to speak English, even if previously known, is also common.

Often looked down upon in the Hispanic culture, these women seek refuge as "professional yard sales associates".
Dude what happened to Yolanda?
She got Troll Syndrom
Sad...she used to be great at The Waterfall Of Shame
by The collectiveish September 6, 2010
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The Waterfall Of shame

A depraved sex act that involves slowly pouring warm water over a female’s clit until she pees, then scolding her for being filthy. Enjoyed by men who like to yell and women that like to be yelled at.
The Waterfall Of Shame

Woman: Please stop I can’t hold it anymore
Man: You filthy little child!
by The Collectiveish August 4, 2010
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The Invisible Tea Cup Ride

A depraved sex act with a female double amputee having no legs, in the standard Cowgirl position. While on top, the female is spun in circles by the hips by the male.
by The Collectiveish August 5, 2010
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Baby Rib Meat

The best part of a baby to eat.
W: I want to have a baby with you.

M: I want to eat some baby rib meat.

W: wow...a no would have worked as well.

M: problem solved.
by The collectiveish September 8, 2010
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The Weeping Mannequin

A depraved sex act and type of voyeurism popular in S&M. The female is required to pose in an odd position that is uncomfortable. Every time she moves the male shocks a puppy with a tazer causing the female to cry.
The Weeping Mannequin

Man: I saw that!
Puppy: Yipe!
Woman:*sob*
by The Collectiveish August 3, 2010
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