The Chocolate Leopard's definitions

Epic Dream

It is a dream that feels incredibly realistic and this dream will always wake you up immediatley.

I just had an epic dream that I was falling down a flight of stairs and then I woke up and it felt like it actually happened.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Sarnesesaurus

A guy with a really big head.

Alex: That sure be a large head on that boy there.

Anthony: Tis be a Sarnesesaurus

by The Chocolate Leopard May 1, 2010

Gayllet

Gayllet is gay ballet but it is a very useless word because all ballet is gay

Lucas: I have to go to a gayllet with my wife.

Alex: You mean a ballet

Lucas: Same shit

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Newcummer

A newcummer is the first time someone jerks on their man horn.

Jim: (Stroke, Grunt, Stroke, Grunt.......) (Sigh of relief). Ah what the fuck is this white shit on my dick?!?

Dad: Don't worry Jim your a newcummer.

by The Chocolate Leopard March 28, 2010

Banana Fight

A fight between 2 or more gay guys in which they can only use their dicks to hit each other.

Tim: Were you looking at my boyfriend

Jim: Maybe I was what are you going to do about it?

Tim: I think were going to have to start a banana fight

Jim: Bring it on!

This fight ends with both Jim and Tim being covered in eachothers jiz and two broken bananas.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

Uncle

A respectful way to call someone especially if you are of the East Asian culture. They are not actually related to you.

Sanji: Uncle get me a steak and a currypop

Rajin: O.K.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

Green Song

A green song or rather yet your own green song is the song that you love to listen to when your high because it makes the smoking experience so much better.

In the movie "Dazed and Confused" the green song for those hippy folk was Slow Ride by Foghat but personally mine would have to be a more modern one because it is Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi.

by The Chocolate Leopard May 1, 2010