The Chocolate Leopard's definitions

Jiss

The worst possible kiss you can get from a girl in which she just sucked your dick and her mouth is full of jiz then she kisses you.

My girlfriend just gave me a jiss last night. It tasted like I just sucked my own dick

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Flankin

It's like the word wingin it or testing your luck.

I forgot to study for my test, I guess I'm going to be flankin it

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Nag-a-thon

A competition where wives girlfriends and bitches all over the world come to compete to see who is the biggest nag in the world. The challenges are all about nagging a man to do something you want. The harder the chore is for the man to do the more points the woman gets for nagging them to do it. The winner gets a trophy and a cash prize, also the husband or boyfriend of this woman gets sent complimentary ear plugs so that this lucky guy doesn't have to take this constant nagging.

Alessia: Honey I won the Nag-a-thon!

Jim: I know they sent me these ear plugs, I think I'll put them on now.

Alessia: No, take those off you haven't done any chores and you didn't even say how happy you are for me and another thing............

Jim: What? I can't hear you.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

Meximan

The mexican superman who goes around Mexico with his indestructable moustache and his sidekick Burritolad. He's not a very useful superhero but he can help with simple tasks.

Oh no we are out of taco shells who will help us.

Look what's that coming down the dirt road?
Is it a man, a car?
No it's Meximan on his trusty stead "Chimi the Packmuel"

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Uncle

A respectful way to call someone especially if you are of the East Asian culture. They are not actually related to you.

Sanji: Uncle get me a steak and a currypop

Rajin: O.K.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

Sarnesesaurus

A guy with a really big head.

Alex: That sure be a large head on that boy there.

Anthony: Tis be a Sarnesesaurus

by The Chocolate Leopard May 1, 2010

Epic Dream

It is a dream that feels incredibly realistic and this dream will always wake you up immediatley.

I just had an epic dream that I was falling down a flight of stairs and then I woke up and it felt like it actually happened.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010