The Chocolate Leopard's definitions

Horn Cheese

The nasty shit you have to clean from the foreskin of your dick.

I was takin a shower last night and I had enough horn cheese to make a fuckin pizza.

by The Chocolate Leopard May 15, 2010

Uncle

A respectful way to call someone especially if you are of the East Asian culture. They are not actually related to you.

Sanji: Uncle get me a steak and a currypop

Rajin: O.K.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

The Faginator

A gay version of the terminator but instead he goes around destroying guy's assholes with his extendable mechanical penis.

Oh shit here comes The Faginator. Quick cover your assholes and don't bend down.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Green Song

A green song or rather yet your own green song is the song that you love to listen to when your high because it makes the smoking experience so much better.

In the movie "Dazed and Confused" the green song for those hippy folk was Slow Ride by Foghat but personally mine would have to be a more modern one because it is Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi.

by The Chocolate Leopard May 1, 2010

Meximan

The mexican superman who goes around Mexico with his indestructable moustache and his sidekick Burritolad. He's not a very useful superhero but he can help with simple tasks.

Oh no we are out of taco shells who will help us.

Look what's that coming down the dirt road?
Is it a man, a car?
No it's Meximan on his trusty stead "Chimi the Packmuel"

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Banana Fight

A fight between 2 or more gay guys in which they can only use their dicks to hit each other.

Tim: Were you looking at my boyfriend

Jim: Maybe I was what are you going to do about it?

Tim: I think were going to have to start a banana fight

Jim: Bring it on!

This fight ends with both Jim and Tim being covered in eachothers jiz and two broken bananas.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

Currypop

An Indian lollipop that tastes like a pile of bullshit with horse semen in it that has been steamed in a pot of dog turds and cat piss.

Alex: Your mom's pussy tastes like a currypop

Lui: Woh that's taking it a little too far

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010