The Chocolate Leopard's definitions

Meximan

The mexican superman who goes around Mexico with his indestructable moustache and his sidekick Burritolad. He's not a very useful superhero but he can help with simple tasks.

Oh no we are out of taco shells who will help us.

Look what's that coming down the dirt road?
Is it a man, a car?
No it's Meximan on his trusty stead "Chimi the Packmuel"

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Jiss

The worst possible kiss you can get from a girl in which she just sucked your dick and her mouth is full of jiz then she kisses you.

My girlfriend just gave me a jiss last night. It tasted like I just sucked my own dick

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Nag-a-thon

A competition where wives girlfriends and bitches all over the world come to compete to see who is the biggest nag in the world. The challenges are all about nagging a man to do something you want. The harder the chore is for the man to do the more points the woman gets for nagging them to do it. The winner gets a trophy and a cash prize, also the husband or boyfriend of this woman gets sent complimentary ear plugs so that this lucky guy doesn't have to take this constant nagging.

Alessia: Honey I won the Nag-a-thon!

Jim: I know they sent me these ear plugs, I think I'll put them on now.

Alessia: No, take those off you haven't done any chores and you didn't even say how happy you are for me and another thing............

Jim: What? I can't hear you.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

Flankin

It's like the word wingin it or testing your luck.

I forgot to study for my test, I guess I'm going to be flankin it

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Banana Fight

A fight between 2 or more gay guys in which they can only use their dicks to hit each other.

Tim: Were you looking at my boyfriend

Jim: Maybe I was what are you going to do about it?

Tim: I think were going to have to start a banana fight

Jim: Bring it on!

This fight ends with both Jim and Tim being covered in eachothers jiz and two broken bananas.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

Drirl

It is very simply a drunk girl (drirl)

Look at that sexy drirl, she's completely wasted and I think I'm gonna take advantage of that

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Fagbow

There are two types of rainbows. There is the nice one that you see in the sky that kids still think that there is a fucking leprechaun at the end of it with a pot of gold and then there is the fagbow where gay people believe that there is an oiled up brazilian man with a 15 inch dick

Franklin: Oh my gaush a fagbow I hope Ramone will be there today with his giant hose

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010