The Chocolate Leopard's definitions

The Faginator

A gay version of the terminator but instead he goes around destroying guy's assholes with his extendable mechanical penis.

Oh shit here comes The Faginator. Quick cover your assholes and don't bend down.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Turd Timer

A timer used to find out how long it took you to push out one of your turds.

I heard that Ben just got a minute and 22 seconds on his turd timer.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Epic Dream

It is a dream that feels incredibly realistic and this dream will always wake you up immediatley.

I just had an epic dream that I was falling down a flight of stairs and then I woke up and it felt like it actually happened.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Drirl

It is very simply a drunk girl (drirl)

Look at that sexy drirl, she's completely wasted and I think I'm gonna take advantage of that

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Beer Pool

A beer pool is a pool filled with beer that is great for parties because usually anyone who goes into the pool becomes drunk and no one even cares that the pool is full of everyone's filth because it is a fucking amazing party with this beer pool

Peter's party is going to have a beer pool which means plenty of beer drenched titties

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Flankin

It's like the word wingin it or testing your luck.

I forgot to study for my test, I guess I'm going to be flankin it

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Jiss

The worst possible kiss you can get from a girl in which she just sucked your dick and her mouth is full of jiz then she kisses you.

My girlfriend just gave me a jiss last night. It tasted like I just sucked my own dick

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010