The Chocolate Leopard's definitions

Banana Fight

A fight between 2 or more gay guys in which they can only use their dicks to hit each other.

Tim: Were you looking at my boyfriend

Jim: Maybe I was what are you going to do about it?

Tim: I think were going to have to start a banana fight

Jim: Bring it on!

This fight ends with both Jim and Tim being covered in eachothers jiz and two broken bananas.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

Horn Cheese

The nasty shit you have to clean from the foreskin of your dick.

I was takin a shower last night and I had enough horn cheese to make a fuckin pizza.

by The Chocolate Leopard May 15, 2010

Epic Dream

It is a dream that feels incredibly realistic and this dream will always wake you up immediatley.

I just had an epic dream that I was falling down a flight of stairs and then I woke up and it felt like it actually happened.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Sarnesesaurus

A guy with a really big head.

Alex: That sure be a large head on that boy there.

Anthony: Tis be a Sarnesesaurus

by The Chocolate Leopard May 1, 2010

Gayllet

Gayllet is gay ballet but it is a very useless word because all ballet is gay

Lucas: I have to go to a gayllet with my wife.

Alex: You mean a ballet

Lucas: Same shit

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Beer Pool

A beer pool is a pool filled with beer that is great for parties because usually anyone who goes into the pool becomes drunk and no one even cares that the pool is full of everyone's filth because it is a fucking amazing party with this beer pool

Peter's party is going to have a beer pool which means plenty of beer drenched titties

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Uncle

A respectful way to call someone especially if you are of the East Asian culture. They are not actually related to you.

Sanji: Uncle get me a steak and a currypop

Rajin: O.K.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010