The Chocolate Leopard's definitions

Uncle

A respectful way to call someone especially if you are of the East Asian culture. They are not actually related to you.

Sanji: Uncle get me a steak and a currypop

Rajin: O.K.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

The Faginator

A gay version of the terminator but instead he goes around destroying guy's assholes with his extendable mechanical penis.

Oh shit here comes The Faginator. Quick cover your assholes and don't bend down.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Newcummer

A newcummer is the first time someone jerks on their man horn.

Jim: (Stroke, Grunt, Stroke, Grunt.......) (Sigh of relief). Ah what the fuck is this white shit on my dick?!?

Dad: Don't worry Jim your a newcummer.

by The Chocolate Leopard March 28, 2010

Drirl

It is very simply a drunk girl (drirl)

Look at that sexy drirl, she's completely wasted and I think I'm gonna take advantage of that

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Fagbow

There are two types of rainbows. There is the nice one that you see in the sky that kids still think that there is a fucking leprechaun at the end of it with a pot of gold and then there is the fagbow where gay people believe that there is an oiled up brazilian man with a 15 inch dick

Franklin: Oh my gaush a fagbow I hope Ramone will be there today with his giant hose

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Dick Knot

There are more than one definition for Dick Knot:

1. A sexual move where you basically tie the guy's dick in a knot. (Only a small amount of men get enjoyment out of this)

2. The same thing as having blue balls because you are turned on then you immediatley become unattracted so it feels like you have your dick in a knot so your can't cum.

3. A threat

1. Hey babe how about I give you a dick knot tonight

Are you crazy I don't do that shit but this guy Lui loves it go ask him.

2. She's fucking sexy I got a total boner. Oh wait that's a man! Shit I have a dick knot!

3. Shut up or I'll give you a dick knot

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

Horn Cheese

The nasty shit you have to clean from the foreskin of your dick.

I was takin a shower last night and I had enough horn cheese to make a fuckin pizza.

by The Chocolate Leopard May 15, 2010