The Chocolate Leopard's definitions

Epic Dream

It is a dream that feels incredibly realistic and this dream will always wake you up immediatley.

I just had an epic dream that I was falling down a flight of stairs and then I woke up and it felt like it actually happened.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Sarnesesaurus

A guy with a really big head.

Alex: That sure be a large head on that boy there.

Anthony: Tis be a Sarnesesaurus

by The Chocolate Leopard May 1, 2010

Gayllet

Gayllet is gay ballet but it is a very useless word because all ballet is gay

Lucas: I have to go to a gayllet with my wife.

Alex: You mean a ballet

Lucas: Same shit

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Beer Pool

A beer pool is a pool filled with beer that is great for parties because usually anyone who goes into the pool becomes drunk and no one even cares that the pool is full of everyone's filth because it is a fucking amazing party with this beer pool

Peter's party is going to have a beer pool which means plenty of beer drenched titties

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Horn Cheese

The nasty shit you have to clean from the foreskin of your dick.

I was takin a shower last night and I had enough horn cheese to make a fuckin pizza.

by The Chocolate Leopard May 15, 2010

Drirl

It is very simply a drunk girl (drirl)

Look at that sexy drirl, she's completely wasted and I think I'm gonna take advantage of that

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

The Pocket Prank

An amazing prank where you first start off by putting a hole in your pocket so that you can put your dick inside it. Then in a cafeteria line you go next to the hottest girl in the school and make sure you have your hands full of food. Then you say to her "Can you get me money out of my pocket, my hands are kind of full." She'll say sure and then next thing you know she'll be reaching for your man horn.

Jason: (Hands are filled with food) Hey Tiffany could you get me my money out of my pocket.

Tiffany: Sure which pocket?

Jason: The left one but make sure you reach far down.

Tiffany: Ew that's your dick!

Jason: Yeah it is.

This is "The Pocket Prank."

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010