The Chocolate Leopard's definitions

Uncle

A respectful way to call someone especially if you are of the East Asian culture. They are not actually related to you.

Sanji: Uncle get me a steak and a currypop

Rajin: O.K.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

The Faginator

A gay version of the terminator but instead he goes around destroying guy's assholes with his extendable mechanical penis.

Oh shit here comes The Faginator. Quick cover your assholes and don't bend down.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Horn Cheese

The nasty shit you have to clean from the foreskin of your dick.

I was takin a shower last night and I had enough horn cheese to make a fuckin pizza.

by The Chocolate Leopard May 15, 2010

Currypop

An Indian lollipop that tastes like a pile of bullshit with horse semen in it that has been steamed in a pot of dog turds and cat piss.

Alex: Your mom's pussy tastes like a currypop

Lui: Woh that's taking it a little too far

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

Turd Timer

A timer used to find out how long it took you to push out one of your turds.

I heard that Ben just got a minute and 22 seconds on his turd timer.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

Cocking to Someone

When you are cocking to someone it is the same as talking except it is mainly about sexual matters.

Cocking to Someone:
Jim: Hey Tim can I? cock to you for a second?
Tim: Sure
Jim: This girl I met has a huge pair of melons but a flat ass, should I fuck her?
Tim: Go for it any fuck is a good fuck.

by The Chocolate Leopard July 9, 2010

Newcummer

A newcummer is the first time someone jerks on their man horn.

Jim: (Stroke, Grunt, Stroke, Grunt.......) (Sigh of relief). Ah what the fuck is this white shit on my dick?!?

Dad: Don't worry Jim your a newcummer.

by The Chocolate Leopard March 28, 2010