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Tom

Not your friend.
Guy #1: Dude, I just made an account on Myspace a couple days ago. It looks really cool, but every time I log on I feel like my soul is being sucked out of me.
Guy #2: No, that's normal with social networking sites. However, I have just been up for four days straight drinking espresso and researching the Tom-Santa-George Bush-Illuminati-Google-Deathly Hallows-Watergate-Iraq-KGB conspiracy, so you better delete your account anyway.
Guy #1: :O



...It's true. Look it up on the conspirators' website, tomandsantaandgeorgeandallusilluminatiguysandlarryandsergeyandthekgb.org.
by The Anonymouse October 15, 2008
mugGet the Tommug.

Surprise Buttsecks

Jim giving Mary surprise buttsecks (although results may vary):
Jim: Surprise!
Mary: Whoo hoo!
by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008
mugGet the Surprise Buttsecksmug.

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