The 2-Belo's definitions

SN0WN3D

To get hit by a freak or otherwise unseasonably heavy snowstorm, usually causing school closings, impassable roads, and general paralysis of society. Used in certain snowboarding circles in an ironic fashion, to indicate that the substance their very sport relies on is preventing them from getting to a destination that will allow participation in that sport.

We were planning to go up to Big Bear this weekend, but on Friday night we got totally SN0WN3D and couldn't even get out of town.

by The 2-Belo July 24, 2008

worldtradecenter

Verb: To completely and unexpectedly fail in spectacular fashion (usually attributed to human beings previously considered tough or infallible); to choke. In past eras references were made to the Titanic and the Hindenburg.

The starting pitcher was flawless through four innings, but totally worldtradecentered in the fifth, giving up nine runs.

by The 2-Belo September 16, 2007

Owned

To be defeated in a computer game, causing the winner's ego to inflate like a party balloon as if such a victory has any tangible significance outside that of his stinking socks-infested dorm room. These people will frequently create animated GIFs of violent sports events where a player gets clobbered by his opponent, complete with blinking neon "PWN3D!" captions, and post them on their blogs to indicate that they should not be messed with.

Person A: Dude, totally like you sooo suck so much, I PWNZ0RED J00!!!!11!!11

Person B: It's a god damned game of rock/paper/scissors, asshole. Please die.

by The 2-Belo October 13, 2003

wapanese

A non-Japanese person who has developed a severe affection for Japanese exported popular cultural items, particularly anime, snack foods, toys, video games, and other mass-produced trinkets (while caring little about Japan as a nation or as a people). Such fans are typically young white Americans, which led them to be labeled with this decidedly racially-charged nickname. Although extremely irritating, they are ultimately harmless, as few become proficient enough in the actual Japanese language to actually travel to Japan to become Janks, McSenseis, or etc. The average "Wapanese" should only be given the same weight as that of the Radiohead fan, or similar follower of middle-America strobe-flash trends.

To a Wapanese, a box of Pocky chocolate sticks is high cuisine from an alien planet that should be carried around prominiently in the webbing of their rucksacks for all the world to see, rather than a cheap box of oversweet junk food.

by The 2-Belo December 1, 2003

mouse boogers

Compressed dust and grime that builds up on the rollers in an old-style ball mouse, frequently causing the mouse to perform less than optimally. One must usually scrape the material off the rollers with one's fingernail.

Hold on, my pointer's jumping all over the place... I've got a serious case of mouse boogers here.

by The 2-Belo September 12, 2003

NO CARRIER

The error message given by a modem when the telephone line carrier signal is lost. In the days of BBSs this was a frequent occurrence, often at the very moment someone was typing a sentence. Loss of signal would cause a string of garbage characters to be displayed to the recipient.
In later years this gave rise to an unending joke, depicting someone getting forcefully interrupted or otherwise cut off the internet, out of spite, in the middle of a particularly boring thought, irritating tirade, or some Famous Last Words.

"Backups? BACKUPS? We don' NEED no STEENKIN' BAC{`+#$%{`&+#{@$`%+NO CARRIER

by The 2-Belo June 29, 2004

gorf

A comical blanket substitute for the word fuck, similar to boink. Derived from the classic Atari video game of the same name.

The hotel room was crowded, pot smoke was everywhere, and under the hot sheets there was ample opportunity to gorf the ears off the girl next to you without ever even knowing her name.

by The 2-Belo October 13, 2004