6 definitions by The Good Dude Giveth
An act of pure ritual fetish where by the man cums and shits inside the woman's vagina lips, pinches them together, smacks his mistress ass (i.e. in a three way), then has her eat the shit out of his other hoe's vagina. Historically the ritual involved a dog's prolapsed rectum (i.e. Ritual participants would feed the dog Juan Pablo's Devil Juice to achieve rectal blowout), whale dicks and cattle semen, but since the age of enlightening has become simplified.
by The Good Dude Giveth September 7, 2016
Cum on Command (CoC): Being able to instantly ejaculate a plethora of semen on any person, object or thing on command and usually under significant duress.
Ron: Ok...ok...Action!
Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!
James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!
Jenna: On my tits!!!
Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!
Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....uhhhhh....where’s the cum?....where...the fuck...is the cum James! You said you ate oranges to give it flavor!!! Now where the fuck is it!!!
Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!
James: Uh...erhmm....uh...it isn’t ready yet...
Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresses cum, you German sauerkraut fuck stick?!
James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t “CoC”. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.
Ron: Your fired! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way! I got my associates in “CoC” at the School of Hard Dicks!
Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!
James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!
Jenna: On my tits!!!
Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!
Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....uhhhhh....where’s the cum?....where...the fuck...is the cum James! You said you ate oranges to give it flavor!!! Now where the fuck is it!!!
Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!
James: Uh...erhmm....uh...it isn’t ready yet...
Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresses cum, you German sauerkraut fuck stick?!
James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t “CoC”. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.
Ron: Your fired! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way! I got my associates in “CoC” at the School of Hard Dicks!
by The Good Dude Giveth August 30, 2019
Cum on Command (CoC): Being able to instantly ejaculate a plethora of semen on any person, object or thing on command and usually under significant duress.
Ron: Ok...ok...Action!
Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!
James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!
Jenna: On my tits!!!
Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!
Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....uhhhhh....where’s the cum?....where...the fuck...is the cum James! You said you ate oranges to give it flavor!!! Now where the fuck is it!!!
Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!
James: Uh...erhmm....uh...it isn’t ready yet...
Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresses cum, you German sauerkraut fuck stick?!
James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t “CoC”. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.
Ron: Your fired! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way! I got my associates in “CoC” at the School of Hard Dicks!
Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!
James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!
Jenna: On my tits!!!
Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!
Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....uhhhhh....where’s the cum?....where...the fuck...is the cum James! You said you ate oranges to give it flavor!!! Now where the fuck is it!!!
Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!
James: Uh...erhmm....uh...it isn’t ready yet...
Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresses cum, you German sauerkraut fuck stick?!
James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t “CoC”. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.
Ron: Your fired! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way! I got my associates in “CoC” at the School of Hard Dicks!
by The Good Dude Giveth August 30, 2019
Cum on Command (CoC): Being able to instantly ejaculate a plethora of semen on any person, object or thing on command and usually under significant duress.
Ron: Ok...ok...Action!
Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!
James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!
Jenna: On my tits!!!
Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!
Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....ummmm....where’s the cum?....where...the....fuck...is the cum James!
Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!
James: Uh...it....uh...it isn’t there yet...
Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresse’s cum, you shit
sauerkraut stick?!
James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t CoC. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.
Ron: Your fired James! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way!
Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!
James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!
Jenna: On my tits!!!
Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!
Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....ummmm....where’s the cum?....where...the....fuck...is the cum James!
Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!
James: Uh...it....uh...it isn’t there yet...
Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresse’s cum, you shit
sauerkraut stick?!
James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t CoC. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.
Ron: Your fired James! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way!
by The Good Dude Giveth August 30, 2019
Cum on Command (CoC): Being able to instantly ejaculate a plethora of semen on any person, object or thing on command and usually under significant duress.
Ron: Ok...ok...Action!
Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!
James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!
Jenna: On my tits!!!
Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!
Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....uhhhhh....where’s the cum?....where...the fuck...is the cum James! You said you ate oranges to give it flavor!!! Now where the fuck is it!!!
Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!
James: Uh...erhmm....uh...it isn’t ready yet...
Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresses cum, you German sauerkraut fuck stick?!
James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t “CoC”. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.
Ron: Your fired! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way! I got my associates in “CoC” at the School of Hard Dicks!
Jenna: Ohhhh....ohhhh....fuck me! Yes, fuck me!!!
James: Oh yeah baby! The goods are coming! Where do you want it?!
Jenna: On my tits!!!
Ron: Fuck yes! Now you’re earning your money you dirty fucks! Yes! Give it to her Jimmy!
Jenna: Oh, Oh, Oh! Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes! Fuck...me!....uhhhhh....where’s the cum?....where...the fuck...is the cum James! You said you ate oranges to give it flavor!!! Now where the fuck is it!!!
Ron: Ah shit! Fuck! Cut!!!!
James: Uh...erhmm....uh...it isn’t ready yet...
Ron: What the hell you twig and berries pixie fuck! Where’s my actresses cum, you German sauerkraut fuck stick?!
James: Fuck Ron! You know I can’t “CoC”. I never got my Master of Adult Film Science. I don’t know how to cum on command.
Ron: Your fired! Come here baby, ol’ Ronny is gonna fill this cake with cream the old fashion way! I got my associates in “CoC” at the School of Hard Dicks!
by The Good Dude Giveth August 30, 2019
A special event that occurs when three or more hobos enter an abandoned Winnebago, wrap their faces in plastic wrap coated in hemmeroid cream with cocaine, and begin sticking some D’s in some A’s to Lynyrd Skynyrd’s rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. If the event is well planned snakes, rats and sometimes even squirrels, if nearby, are wrapped up in tortillas with lime juice and even their A’s get some sweet Hobo D’s. At the end of the night everybody has a finger in either a Hobo, Squirrel or rat’s pooper.
“This is what I’m saying...you, your friend, and us hobos in that old Winne there...a plastic wrap special...some D’s in some squirrel A’s, Bobby’s hemmeroid cream...and lots of plastic wrap. Very nice evening...oh yeah. Relaxing.”
by The Good Dude Giveth June 7, 2018