baseball

It's a fun game just to watch and play, and losers with no friends tend to overanalyze the game by citing obscure statistics, like ops.

Fan 1: So who's gonna win today? The White Sox or the Yankees?
Fan 2: The Yankees seem superior on paper, but White Sox sluggers have a .97% greater chance of stealing bases against right-handed starting pitchers on Tuesday day games...

by ThatsBriskBaby April 06, 2005

Washington University in St. Louis

University in St. Louis, Missouri that claims to be on par with Harvard because the administration does everything in its power to boost its ranking in the US News and World Report. It has successfully fooled many people into believing that it offers a top-notch education. Everyone but employers and grad schools, that is.

So what you have to flip burgers at Burger King? You can impress everyone with your prestigious degree!

by ThatsBriskBaby April 05, 2005

prestige whore

This person is an elitist who cares only about how prestigious their jobs and/or college degrees are. They consider people who attend top notch schools that aren't quite "elite" - such as Rice, Northwestern, and Duke - to be pretty dumb. If anyone isn't a doctor, lawyer, investment banker, or prominent politician, then a prestige whore is simply too "elite" to talk to this TTT.

After the prestige whore retook his 1480 SAT in hopes of getting into Harvard, he jumped off of a cliff after learning that his score declined.

by ThatsBriskBaby October 24, 2004

ops

Baseball statistic meaning On base percentage Plus Slugging percentage. Those who can't play baseball watch baseball with their buddies. Those who can't watch baseball with their buddies watch it alone. Those who are so devoid of lives that they can't watch it alone create meaningsless baseball statistics.

Juan Pierre has a low OPS, but he's still a good player. Suck on that!
Also, see moneyball.

by ThatsBriskBaby April 06, 2005

ali g

dis mon haz hiz ve'ey own show on da telly. itz a complete riot, and even a billion, million, squillion times funnier if ya watch it while on weed.

ali g! ali g! ali g!

by ThatsBriskBaby April 05, 2005

hot lunch

1. n. A meal in between 11:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. that is significantly warmer than room temperature.
2. v. The act of giving head to a man that is currently taking a shit.

1. Pizza
2. Blow your load two differnt ways at once!

by ThatsBriskBaby April 05, 2005

wustl

See Washington University in St. Louis.

There's really only one example of WUSTL, and it's Washington University in St. Louis.

by ThatsBriskBaby April 05, 2005