Definitions by ThatsBriskBaby

xtreme 

This can describe anything in any positive way, really. It just sounds really dumb, and if you use it in any context, everyone who hears you will assume that you're an emotionally handicapped chimpanzee.

That bagel is xtreme!
That lightbulb is xtreme!
That pair of shoes is xtreme!

xtreme by ThatsBriskBaby June 13, 2005

ops 

Baseball statistic meaning On base percentage Plus Slugging percentage. Those who can't play baseball watch baseball with their buddies. Those who can't watch baseball with their buddies watch it alone. Those who are so devoid of lives that they can't watch it alone create meaningsless baseball statistics.

Juan Pierre has a low OPS, but he's still a good player. Suck on that!
Also, see moneyball.

ops by ThatsBriskBaby April 6, 2005

baseball 

It's a fun game just to watch and play, and losers with no friends tend to overanalyze the game by citing obscure statistics, like ops.

Fan 1: So who's gonna win today? The White Sox or the Yankees?
Fan 2: The Yankees seem superior on paper, but White Sox sluggers have a .97% greater chance of stealing bases against right-handed starting pitchers on Tuesday day games...

baseball by ThatsBriskBaby April 6, 2005

honors college 

A more selective, cheaper, smaller, more intellectually stimulating subunit of an otherwise less selective university. Most public universities have one of these, and most of them are pretty difficult to get into; 1300+ sat, top of high school class, etc.

Penn State: ttt. Schreyer (Penn State Honors): 1337.

honors college by ThatsBriskBaby April 6, 2005

SAT 2 

The SAT II, or SAT 2, or SAT Subject Tests, are like the SAT except they claim to test specific knowledge, like Spanish or more complex math. More and more bullshit to waste your money and make sure you don't get into a good college.

SAT: Literature
SAT: World History
SAT: French with Listening

SAT 2 by ThatsBriskBaby April 6, 2005

hot lunch 

1. n. A meal in between 11:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. that is significantly warmer than room temperature.
2. v. The act of giving head to a man that is currently taking a shit.

1. Pizza
2. Blow your load two differnt ways at once!

hot lunch by ThatsBriskBaby April 5, 2005

US News and World Report 

Magazine that reports the news; it makes a yearly ranking of all of the universities in America. Before that pure evil ranking system came out, no school was really considered a ttt. Now, there are the ivies, MIT, Stanford, CalTech, a few liberal arts colleges...and a bunch of pieces of dung.

Destroy this evil organization at once!

US News and World Report by ThatsBriskBaby April 5, 2005