ThatsBriskBaby's definitions

baseball

It's a fun game just to watch and play, and losers with no friends tend to overanalyze the game by citing obscure statistics, like ops.

Fan 1: So who's gonna win today? The White Sox or the Yankees?
Fan 2: The Yankees seem superior on paper, but White Sox sluggers have a .97% greater chance of stealing bases against right-handed starting pitchers on Tuesday day games...

by ThatsBriskBaby April 6, 2005

wustl

See Washington University in St. Louis.

There's really only one example of WUSTL, and it's Washington University in St. Louis.

by ThatsBriskBaby April 5, 2005

hot lunch

1. n. A meal in between 11:00 a.m. and 2:00 p.m. that is significantly warmer than room temperature.
2. v. The act of giving head to a man that is currently taking a shit.

1. Pizza
2. Blow your load two differnt ways at once!

by ThatsBriskBaby April 5, 2005

ops

Baseball statistic meaning On base percentage Plus Slugging percentage. Those who can't play baseball watch baseball with their buddies. Those who can't watch baseball with their buddies watch it alone. Those who are so devoid of lives that they can't watch it alone create meaningsless baseball statistics.

Juan Pierre has a low OPS, but he's still a good player. Suck on that!
Also, see moneyball.

by ThatsBriskBaby April 6, 2005

ali g

dis mon haz hiz ve'ey own show on da telly. itz a complete riot, and even a billion, million, squillion times funnier if ya watch it while on weed.

ali g! ali g! ali g!

by ThatsBriskBaby April 5, 2005

wisdom tooth

A tooth that certainly lacks wisdom, these useless bones contribute no good to your mouth and must eventually be taken out, resulting in unbearable pain for a couple of days.

This wisdom tooth is proof that God does not love the human mouth.

by ThatsBriskBaby September 6, 2005

french kissing

Uptown shopping for downstairs business

french kissing + time = sex

by ThatsBriskBaby December 28, 2005