3 definitions by ThatSneakyGuy
An animal usually preferred by adolescent zombies (usually found in local fairs). Toytuls can be found in the wild 14 months a year.
by ThatSneakyGuy December 14, 2010
Attractive people employed by corporate assholes to make you feel like a fat and ugly slob that eats too many twinkies. They usually wear revealing clothing and stare into your soul for maximum effectiveness.
by ThatSneakyGuy December 16, 2010
A synonym for american nationalism. An act of treating the United States like a god that controls all other countries and neglecting any arguments or discussions that do not involve and/or insult the US.
by ThatSneakyGuy December 25, 2010