4 definitions by That Mug You Regret Buying

Morb Weight

The weight you gain whilst watching Morbius. Measured in Morbs per square cm (M/cm^2)

Doctor: you have gained 30M/cm^2 morb weight. This is too much.
Patient: :(

by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022

Dive Of Shame

When you drop a/some chunk/s of biscuit/cookie inside your hot beverage and decide to retrieve said chunk/s using your hand, covering it in said hot beverage.

You: I dropped some cookie in my chocolate milk and had to do the Dive Of Shame.
Beverly: Dumbass.

by That Mug You Regret Buying January 24, 2022

Morbidly Obese

When you watch morbius too much and gain morb weight.

Doctor: you are Morbidly Obese
Patient: does that mean I have to stop watching Morbius?
Doctor: yes
Patient: :(

by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022

Morbius

The hit fiction fantasy Marvel movie from 2022 by Marvel Studios, directed by Daniel Espinosa and starring Jared Leto & Matt Smith.

Me: I have been watching Morbius.
Friend: what is Morbius?
Me: link to Morbius urban dictionary

by That Mug You Regret Buying July 14, 2022