ThaBoiChommey's definitions

deek yo claddy

When someone roasts you, your claddy has been deeked. To figuratively get your cheeks clapped.

A 12 year old started dissing me in the COD lobby, so I told him to drop his address so I could, "deek yo claddy."

by ThaBoiChommey March 23, 2021

Leimading

When someone is being a turd but they're handicapped, so you don't want to be disrespectful.

Yo, Stephen Hawking is a leimading. He ran over my foot with his electric wheelchair.

by ThaBoiChommey March 22, 2021

Stephen Cocking

A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.

"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"

"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"

"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"

"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"

"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"

by ThaBoiChommey April 1, 2022

Schchnogllle-baahh

Medical term used to describe a member, quite similar to the uvula, in that hangs in a pendulous fashion in the esophagus around the area of the collarbone.

"If she can tickle your schchnogllle-baahh, get her on your bed-straw"

by ThaBoiChommey May 19, 2021

Buff shawty

Another way to say, beautiful woman.

While it can apply to a shawty that hits the gym regularly, or is exceptionally toned. It encompasses the broader scope of all good-looking shawties everywhere.

Johnny, "Bro, you seen Kalebs new girl?!"
Peter, "Nah man, she bad?"
Johnny, "Yessir, he got himself a buff shawty"

by ThaBoiChommey March 24, 2022

Rawddee Klarkke

Rawddee Klarkke
Pronounced: /Rod Clark/. A licensed therapist from a small town in Idaho that can help you get through your breakfast cereal related PTSD.

Relations:
Doog Klarkke /Dog/ (Brother): Licensed psychologist, helps you with things you can't do. So anyone with enough time to find this, getting girls.
Relees Klarkke /Release/ (Sister): Certified swim instructor and life guard. Also known for her kind eyes and happy demeanor.

"Bro, after I almost drown in my 'Malt-O-Meal Cinnamon Toasters®' I had to call Rawddee Klarkke to help me".

by ThaBoiChommey May 19, 2021

Cheener

Another word for genitalia, neither male nor female specific. Included parts are the penis, anus, teat, and vajingle-bells.

"Dude, I was playing disc golf yesterday and my sisters-boyfriends seeing-eye-dog bit me right in the cheeners"

by ThaBoiChommey May 19, 2021