ThaBoiChommey's definitions

Rawddee Klarkke

Rawddee Klarkke
Pronounced: /Rod Clark/. A licensed therapist from a small town in Idaho that can help you get through your breakfast cereal related PTSD.

Relations:
Doog Klarkke /Dog/ (Brother): Licensed psychologist, helps you with things you can't do. So anyone with enough time to find this, getting girls.
Relees Klarkke /Release/ (Sister): Certified swim instructor and life guard. Also known for her kind eyes and happy demeanor.

"Bro, after I almost drown in my 'Malt-O-Meal Cinnamon Toasters®' I had to call Rawddee Klarkke to help me".

by ThaBoiChommey May 19, 2021

Buff shawty

Another way to say, beautiful woman.

While it can apply to a shawty that hits the gym regularly, or is exceptionally toned. It encompasses the broader scope of all good-looking shawties everywhere.

Johnny, "Bro, you seen Kalebs new girl?!"
Peter, "Nah man, she bad?"
Johnny, "Yessir, he got himself a buff shawty"

by ThaBoiChommey March 24, 2022

Schchnogllle-baahh

Medical term used to describe a member, quite similar to the uvula, in that hangs in a pendulous fashion in the esophagus around the area of the collarbone.

"If she can tickle your schchnogllle-baahh, get her on your bed-straw"

by ThaBoiChommey May 19, 2021

Stephen Cocking

A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.

"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"

"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"

"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"

"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"

"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"

by ThaBoiChommey April 1, 2022

deek yo claddy

When someone roasts you, your claddy has been deeked. To figuratively get your cheeks clapped.

A 12 year old started dissing me in the COD lobby, so I told him to drop his address so I could, "deek yo claddy."

by ThaBoiChommey March 23, 2021

Cheener

Another word for genitalia, neither male nor female specific. Included parts are the penis, anus, teat, and vajingle-bells.

"Dude, I was playing disc golf yesterday and my sisters-boyfriends seeing-eye-dog bit me right in the cheeners"

by ThaBoiChommey May 19, 2021

Leimading

When someone is being a turd but they're handicapped, so you don't want to be disrespectful.

Yo, Stephen Hawking is a leimading. He ran over my foot with his electric wheelchair.

by ThaBoiChommey March 22, 2021