Th3rd's definitions

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The phrase that consists of no letters at all, yet strikes fear into the hearts of anyone who sees it over instant messaging.

David: Hey Sarah, I was wondering if you maybe wanted to go on a date sometime?

Sarah: ...

David has left the chat room

by Th3rd April 15, 2016

Pansexuality

Basically someone who is Bi, but due to political correctness SJW bullshit they label themselves/are labeled as "Pan" just so they can be with Transgender people. This is basically saying someone who is Trans is not completely the gender they say they are, which basically contradicts the whole movement that a trans person is 100% the gender they identify as.

Billy is Bi, but since everyone is a politically correct over-sensitive cry baby, he has to identify as a Pansexuality so some tumblr SJWs don't get offended.

by Th3rd December 31, 2015

Soap Dick

A: When a guy gets soapy water up his urethra after washing his genital area.

B: When an unlucky guy, uneducated in what and what not to use as lube, attempts to use soap to start whacking it

Soap Dick is commonly caused by the old fashioned bar soap (which should be avoided for washing your genital area AT ALL COSTS) but shampoo and body soap are also possible things that can cause Soap Dick. It causes a horribly painful burning sensation throughout the inside of the head of the penis. Soap Dick usually does not go away until you flush out the soapy water by urination, which is extremely painful, but luckily it doesn't last long.

Soap Dick for men is equivalent to a woman getting Sand-a-Vaganosis

by Th3rd July 10, 2015

Senpai

Senpai means Teacher or Mentor in Japanese. The word is most commonly used by annoying as fuck weeaboos, making many people cringe when said out loud

Japanese School Student: "Good morning Senpai"

Filthy Weeaboo Casual: "NOTICE ME SENPAI NOTICE MEEEE"
(Everyone within a hundred foot radius begins to speed walk in the opposite direction)

by Th3rd August 14, 2015

agar.io

The new game that all the kids play on the school laptops when they are supposed to be taking notes or finishing a test. Like it's predecessors Minecraft and Powdergame, it is the new most popular game played as a pass time in public schools. The game just came out this year, and didn't gain much popularity until many famous youtubers such as PewDiePie took notice to it and recorded let's play's. Since then, it exploded and is currently one of the most active MMOs as of right now.

"Hey I finished my essay early, you wanna play a round of agar.io?"

by Th3rd July 1, 2015

Orgasm

The peak of sexual pleasure. Orgasms can be amazing, however, if a guy has an orgasm without blowing the load(which is possible), then he will be stuck with a nasty case of blue balls until his body is ready for another one, which could take hours to days. Orgasms can also cause the feeling of tingling or numbness around the genital area, the stinging of the urethra if your load is massive, and complete loss of control of your body for 7 seconds. Women will experience a feeling of intense calm, sometimes followed by the stinging of the vagina.

Fun fact: During an orgasm, over 90% of your brain shuts down so you LITERALLY cannot control your body for about 4-7 seconds if you have a massive cum.

by Th3rd August 5, 2015

MLG Fag

A kid who is obsessed with Montage Parodies to the point of commenting about them constantly. No matter how serious the subject is supposed to be, they will always comment cringe worthy shit such as "lol 10/10 m9" or "420blazeitskrub". These people are one of the main reasons why so many Montage Parody youtubers are quitting, and they are ironically killing their own meme by acting stupider then the people they are supposed to be parodying.

MajorLeagueWobs: Hey guys, I just released my new music track. Hoping a record label sees this and considers a contract...

*MLG Fags flood comment section with "10/10 mlg swag m9" and "GET SHREKED M8"

Record Label: What the fuck...

by Th3rd October 12, 2015