2 definitions by TexanTerp

#town

Getting laid, a.k.a pound-town

Jake: So, did you go to #town last night?
Dareth: You know it!!

by TexanTerp May 29, 2012

Pharaoh's Revenge

The opposite of Montezuma's Revenge, it is the one everlasting plague that Pharaoh got on the Jews through their ritual eating of matzah, resulting in week-long constipation.

Jake: Dude, where have you been the past 2 hours?

Levi: Sorry, had a bad case of Pharaoh's Revenge from last night's seder.

by TexanTerp April 19, 2011