2 definitions by Tequila_Mockingbird

ninja shitting

While at work or at the house of someone new you are dating, sometimes you don't want to have a loud shit. So, it is neccessary to be stealth like clenching your ass cheeks together to eliminate trumpet-like farts or take your dump very slowly so as to minimize the sounds of fecies hitting the water.

Phil: the walls are so thin at work I'm always ninja shitting.
Sarah: Yeah, I totally understand.

by Tequila_Mockingbird November 2, 2007

Going Rogue

A male that allows a transexual man fuck him hard in the ass, yet still claims to be straight.

Chris: dude, why is Hobbes walking funny?
Ted: I think he got too drunk last night and ended up going rogue.
Chris: oh no, not with that tranny!!!

by Tequila_Mockingbird January 28, 2008