Tengu's definitions
1. to lose control, particularly in a vehicle
2. failure (as in an event, or an individual)
3. West Indian slang: to clean out one's body system by means of a laxative, usually in the form of a tea of some sort.
2. failure (as in an event, or an individual)
3. West Indian slang: to clean out one's body system by means of a laxative, usually in the form of a tea of some sort.
1. Kimi Raikonnen washed out on the final corner due to his tires being completely shot.
2. That guy's a total washout.
This concert is a total washout.
3. "Boy, yuh poop stink so! Yuh need ah washout!"
2. That guy's a total washout.
This concert is a total washout.
3. "Boy, yuh poop stink so! Yuh need ah washout!"
by Tengu January 4, 2008
Get the washoutmug. similar to fuck me boots, porno shoes are shoes that women wear, typically worn by women in porno flicks. They're usually high-heeled stiletto shoes, or slutty looking platform shoes, or a hybrid of both. Said shoes can be worn anywhere, and can be compounded with short skirts or tight pants/shorts to further convey the 'i want some' signal.
- don't wear those porno shoes to church, all the old ladies are gonna be whispering about you behind your back.
- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.
- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.
by Tengu May 23, 2007
Get the porno shoesmug. 1. to turn on someone you trust, or to have someone do the same to you.
2. team-killing, i.e. in a FPS. More specifically, this is the term used when one team-kills in Halo/Halo 2.
2. team-killing, i.e. in a FPS. More specifically, this is the term used when one team-kills in Halo/Halo 2.
1. i had the worst betrayal the other day, when my best friend whom i thought i trusted stole my girlfriend.
2. Halo announcer: "Lost the lead! BETRAYAL!"
2. Halo announcer: "Lost the lead! BETRAYAL!"
by Tengu October 5, 2006
Get the betrayalmug. An unintended action that can either result in 1. great success or 2. colossal failure. Made popular by YTMND, it's a fad that is pretty much dead. Most epic maneuvers result in failure, and you'll be remembered for such actions.
Examples of an epic maneuver:
1. You're bowling and you throw the ball, but it results in a 7-10 split. On the next ball, through some miracle, you throw it and you manage to knock both pins over.
2. Let's say you're the QB in a football game. After the snap, when you're poised to throw, your fingers lose grip of the ball and it results in a fumble, which is recovered by the opposing team.
1. You're bowling and you throw the ball, but it results in a 7-10 split. On the next ball, through some miracle, you throw it and you manage to knock both pins over.
2. Let's say you're the QB in a football game. After the snap, when you're poised to throw, your fingers lose grip of the ball and it results in a fumble, which is recovered by the opposing team.
by tengu February 7, 2007
Get the epic maneuvermug. sarcastic. used when denoting someone's lack of intelligence, i.e. they try an idea and it fails miserably.
by Tengu March 31, 2005
Get the brainiacmug. Homer Simpson's misspelling of the word 'stop'.
In the Simpsons Movie, when Homer located the truck in which his family was being held, he made an attempt to hold the truck off for a moment, using a red hexagon (as opposed to an octagon) with the word 'SOP' sloppily painted on it. But as with almost anything that Homer does, it actually worked.
In the Simpsons Movie, when Homer located the truck in which his family was being held, he made an attempt to hold the truck off for a moment, using a red hexagon (as opposed to an octagon) with the word 'SOP' sloppily painted on it. But as with almost anything that Homer does, it actually worked.
by Tengu May 22, 2008
Get the sopmug. There are a few situations where one could yell this phrase, but the main thing is to convey sarcasm. For example if someone you know says something that seems utterly useless in a tone where they're trying to sound like it's the news of the year (and it really isn't), then you'd say this phrase in reply. See alert the media.
(instant messenger convo)
Joe: holy shit dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes *random emoticon* oh man shes so hawt
Jack: ZOMG ALERT THE INTERNET!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl
Joe: stfu *angry face* ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no balls
Jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol
Joe: holy shit dude omg i just asked out sally and she said yes *random emoticon* oh man shes so hawt
Jack: ZOMG ALERT THE INTERNET!!!~ lol dude i dont care shes prolly gonna hump u and dump u rofl
Joe: stfu *angry face* ur just jealous cuz u didnt get her u have no balls
Jack: maybe i should alert teh internet that ur a total douche lol
by Tengu October 25, 2006
Get the alert the internetmug.