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Someone who's a tool for life. A play off the lifetime warranty of Craftsman tools.
Bob: I can't believe Mark forgot to pay his rent on time again. That's like the 5th time this year.

Me: Not really a surprise, though.

Bob: Why's that?

Me: The dude's a Craftsman.

Bob: Touche, salesman. Touche.
by TenaciousMV November 30, 2011
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The sound of a full can of beer (or soda) falling from the second row up. This occurs when you pull an unopened can out from a 12 or 18 pack that has been placed on its side. The sound of a seven slam down is one of the beautiful in the world. It tells you that no matter how bad your day was, you're dealing with at least another 84 ounces of escape. (The beer you grabbed plus the 6+ left in the box)
Unsure of how much beer was left in the box when he grabbed a fresh one, Mike was relieved to hear the soothing thud of a seven slam down.
by TenaciousMV October 4, 2010
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The sound of a full can of beer (or soda) falling from the second row up. This occurs when you pull an unopened can out from a 12 or 18 pack that has been placed on its side. The sound of a seven slam down is one of the beautiful in the world. It tells you that no matter how bad your day was, you're staring at least another 84 ounces of escape. (The beer you grabbed plus the 6+ left in the box)
Unsure of how much beer was left in the box when he grabbed a fresh one, Mike was relieved to hear the soothing thud of a seven slam down.
by TenaciousMV October 4, 2010
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