Signing your signature digitally or electronically on digital pen pad, touch screen or on an Adobe file (or some other simiarly secure software) to send over the internet.
Cashier: Just swipe your credit card through the card reader, press "Credit", press "YES" to approve the amount, and sign your iHancock on the line onthe touchpad.
by Tenacious Faulker May 12, 2009
A condition of convenient memory loss that affects political candidates at election time. This is an chronic condition stemming from being an incurable asshole or insufferable idiot but one can still seek treatment since ObamaCare covers pre-existing conditions such as this.
Warning from the Surgeon General:
Romnesia is an unfortunate, chronic condition affecting 9 out of 10 politicians during election campaigns
Symptoms are: forgetting one's original political stances, pandering, short-term memory loss, long-term memory loss, voter confusion, flip-flopping, plagerizing others' ideas and speaking in Palin-dromes. Symptoms maybe be exacerbated when addressing crowds, during televised interviews or debating.
Romnesia is an unfortunate, chronic condition affecting 9 out of 10 politicians during election campaigns
Symptoms are: forgetting one's original political stances, pandering, short-term memory loss, long-term memory loss, voter confusion, flip-flopping, plagerizing others' ideas and speaking in Palin-dromes. Symptoms maybe be exacerbated when addressing crowds, during televised interviews or debating.
by Tenacious Faulker October 26, 2012
Example 1:
Dude1: How'd it go last night?
Dude2: Terrible! I spent 3 hours and $45 of bar equity into some chick at the club only to have her fat cockblocker friend suddenly drag her away drunkenly shouting, "We gotta go now! Bye, Bye!"
Example 2:
Random bar ho: Hey Sexy! Wanna buy me a drink?
Guy: Uhhhh......
Wingman: (whispers) Wait, dude! You can't put any bar equity into a jersey girl. They can hold way too mch liqour and may drop you for some guido.
Dude1: How'd it go last night?
Dude2: Terrible! I spent 3 hours and $45 of bar equity into some chick at the club only to have her fat cockblocker friend suddenly drag her away drunkenly shouting, "We gotta go now! Bye, Bye!"
Example 2:
Random bar ho: Hey Sexy! Wanna buy me a drink?
Guy: Uhhhh......
Wingman: (whispers) Wait, dude! You can't put any bar equity into a jersey girl. They can hold way too mch liqour and may drop you for some guido.
by Tenacious Faulker July 19, 2009
Maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple orgasms, anxiety, guilt, etc.
Man! I finally got Cindy to go home with me and I got so nervous and worked up that I couldn't get it up!
Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?
No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?
No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.
Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?
No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?
No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.
by Tenacious Faulker March 02, 2012
A white guy who is perfectly cool, collected, and comfortable in his whiteness so as to be attractive to woman, of all ethnicities, backgrounds and creeds.
Dexter just got to the club and like half da honies are are sprung for him. My boy's a real killa nilla!
by Tenacious Faulker May 16, 2009
Lady Gaga has a butter face.
J-Lo has butter cookies.
Kelly Rippa has butter tits.
That girl Jesse has a butter adams apple!
J-Lo has butter cookies.
Kelly Rippa has butter tits.
That girl Jesse has a butter adams apple!
by Tenacious Faulker May 01, 2009
(n.) A coarse British exclamation meaning balls; testicles; scrotum. It is often be used as an expletive in place of balls, damn, shit, crap, fuck, etc., but, oddly on occassion, also as a term of appraisal and even esteem.
(v.) A term meaning to screw something up; a fuck up. afail.
Also spelled "bollucks" usually by Americans.
(v.) A term meaning to screw something up; a fuck up. afail.
Also spelled "bollucks" usually by Americans.
Appraisal:
Nigel: Manchester United is nothing without David Beckham.
Cyril: That's a load of bollocks!
Exclamation:
Cyril: You know you danced with that girl with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Nigel: Bollocks!!
Esteem:
Nigel: Bar Keep! A round of pints, if you will. On me!
Cyril: Oy, Mate! You're the dog's bollocks!
Verb:
Cyril: You want me to be your wingman at the club tonight?
Nigel: No. After the toilet paper incident, I don't want you bollocksing up my chances again, mate.
Nigel: Manchester United is nothing without David Beckham.
Cyril: That's a load of bollocks!
Exclamation:
Cyril: You know you danced with that girl with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Nigel: Bollocks!!
Esteem:
Nigel: Bar Keep! A round of pints, if you will. On me!
Cyril: Oy, Mate! You're the dog's bollocks!
Verb:
Cyril: You want me to be your wingman at the club tonight?
Nigel: No. After the toilet paper incident, I don't want you bollocksing up my chances again, mate.
by Tenacious Faulker February 18, 2010