Tenacious Faulker's definitions

Beached White Male

Due to the prolonged economic down-turn not even the traditionally "safe" demographic of white, middle aged, educated males has not remained safe from unemployment due to a dwindling middle-class. Once executive or professional, their employability now is as hopeless as a "beached whale's" survivability.

BMW, for short, it's an ironic turn of phrase. Also known as "Dead Suit Walking".

Look at that Beached White Male over there. He went from driving a BMW to being one!

by Tenacious Faulker May 18, 2011

three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009

tangle

The act of OR pertaining to sexual relations.

Last night I hooked up with two chicks and got into a tangle ... y'know what I'm sayin"?

Hey, baby. Wanna tangle?

by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009

it might have been

The saddest words of tongue and pen...

"For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these:
'It might have been!'" -- John Greenleaf, Maud Muller, 1856

Now go look it up, bitches.

by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009

val

SoCal/surfer term meaning lame, heinous, harsh or shitty. A reference to outsider surfers from San Fernando Valley, which to them, is the source of all things sucky. Valley dwellers are typically hated by LA beach locals hated for invading the locals' beaches, sealing waves, posing, and flaunting their parents money.

Surfer dude: Hey, babe! Lookin' tasty today. Wanna meet me under the pier and ride my short board?

Surfer chick: Asshole! Not if you were the last wave in Santa Monica!

Surfer dude: Whoa! That was val!

by Tenacious Faulker April 15, 2009

Ex-lax

noun. A name for a person who fouls something up; a fuck up, a schelmiel.

Hey! Smooth move, Ex-lax!

by Tenacious Faulker April 16, 2009

butter

Word used to describe any one bad quality about a female, as in "but her...."

Lady Gaga has a butter face.

J-Lo has butter cookies.

Kelly Rippa has butter tits.

That girl Jesse has a butter adams apple!

by Tenacious Faulker May 1, 2009