Tenacious Faulker's definitions

Cyberfly

Someone preoccupied with going from social site to blog to social site as their sole or primary means of human interaction and validation.

The cyber version of a barfly or social butterfly. Also known as cyber butterfly or social media butterfly.

A day in the life a cyberfly:

@tracykitty123: Today was awesome! 22 new friends - all on Facebook. I had a great Skype with my colleagues in Germany, Britain and China. I completed my online course in SEO. And, the topper, I was introduced to Deepak Chopra via LinkedIn today! Now I'm going to decompress by getting naughty in a chat room on Livelinks! Can't wait until I get to do it all again tomorrow!

by Tenacious Faulker March 9, 2013

Tomlining

Illegally or unethically obstructing someone from achieving their goal either by physically or figuratively getting in their way.

Synonyms: cock blocking, torpedoing, sniping

Mike Tomlin, coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, stood too far over on the sidelines and prevented a player from the Baltimore Ravens from making a touchdown that would've put the game away thereby creating the act of Tomlining

One of my co-workers tomlined me by bad mouthing me to my boss just when I was about about to get promoted.

Kanye West tried to tomlin Taylor Swift at the Grammys.

by Tenacious Faulker December 1, 2013

parde

In Tagalog, the main dialect in the Philippines, means dude or bro; a very close friend.

Pronounced: PAR'day.

For women it's marde. Similar pronunciation

Yo, parde! What's up?

by Tenacious Faulker July 19, 2009

bollocks

(n.) A coarse British exclamation meaning balls; testicles; scrotum. It is often be used as an expletive in place of balls, damn, shit, crap, fuck, etc., but, oddly on occassion, also as a term of appraisal and even esteem.

(v.) A term meaning to screw something up; a fuck up. afail.

Also spelled "bollucks" usually by Americans.

Appraisal:
Nigel: Manchester United is nothing without David Beckham.
Cyril: That's a load of bollocks!

Exclamation:
Cyril: You know you danced with that girl with toilet paper stuck to your shoe?
Nigel: Bollocks!!

Esteem:
Nigel: Bar Keep! A round of pints, if you will. On me!
Cyril: Oy, Mate! You're the dog's bollocks!

Verb:
Cyril: You want me to be your wingman at the club tonight?
Nigel: No. After the toilet paper incident, I don't want you bollocksing up my chances again, mate.

by Tenacious Faulker February 19, 2010

Trumpadour

1) Donald Trump's hairstyle. 2) Any awkward looking hair style or hairline that defies logic and or good taste.

Bill: Damn! You get a new "do"?

Tom: Yep. You think chicks will dig it?

Bill: Not with that Trumpadour you got going there.

by Tenacious Faulker April 2, 2011

panic boner

Getting a sudden and uncontrollable boner from a sudden shock of fear. Usually happens when one freaks out during a public speaking .

According to Wikipedia, actor Thomas Lennon sufffers from panic boners. Apparently he's more nervous in front of crowds than he let's on.

by Tenacious Faulker March 29, 2015

Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.

Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008