TenInchPlaya's definitions

H.U.S.T.L.E.R

Acronym for Haulin' Up Stuff Through Lewd, Enjoyable Rowdiness.

Explains what a H.U.S.T.L.E.R is really about.

by TenInchPlaya November 17, 2006

whipped cream

Other than honey, the best food that tastes better when it's on a woman's body.

Yo baby bring that thang over here so I can put some whipped cream on you.

by TenInchPlaya August 20, 2006

VD

Means venereal disease.

"I have what's known as a venereal disease (VD)."

"How'd you get it?"

"From fuckin'."

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

anaheim anaconda

When a black man attempts to fuck a woman without an erection.

Jacking off in while watching a Halle Berry movie before sex always helps prevent an Anaheim Anaconda.

by TenInchPlaya August 21, 2006

credit card rejected

When you try to credit card that bitch, but end up getting a bunch of shit on your fingers, after which your partner turns around and slaps the fucking shit out of you.

I wanted to credit card her so bad, but every time I got my hand up close to that ass I got my credit card rejected.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!

guy1: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
guy2: "As much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood!"

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006

maniacal as a box full of kittens

Term that pretty much speaks for itself; someone who is mellow and not very wild at all, especially when it comes to sex.

I dumped my girlfriend today...let's face it, in bed she was about as maniacal as a box full of kittens.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006