Tempestua's definitions

short fat hairy legs

1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.

2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.

Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric

by Tempestua December 4, 2004

random

For the love of God, stop using this word. It's not clever, it's not funny and it's not original. You sound just the same as all the other clone-like teenagers who think they're oh so unique for saying it. Give it a fucking rest.

Mindless teenager: Omg I have to tell you what happened it was just so random

Me: *clobbers with garden rake*

by Tempestua April 2, 2005

your mum

Possibly the greatest insult ever, due to the sheer randomness of it.

Bob: Do you have the time?
Fred: Your mum
Bob: Shut up, you fag. Why do you have to be such a fag all the time?
Fred: Your mum! Your mum, that's why!

by Tempestua December 5, 2004

plusplus

A way of demonstrating the relevance of a comment to a situation, or to make a comment seem more exciting.

Fred: So I failed my maths test. Disappointment ++.

Fred: So I hooked up with this girl last night...teh secks ++!

by Tempestua April 13, 2005

fayle

A leet spelling of "fail".

OMG u fayle!!!oneone!

by Tempestua December 5, 2004