Telephony's definitions

doughnut

The correct way to spell this word; it is not spelled, "donut" as many people (and even some well-known doughnut shops) spell it.

(from text messaging)
{Rod}: Hey Todd, let's hit the Dunkin Donuts on the way home.
{Todd}: It's doughnuts you retard!!!

by Telephony November 14, 2018

yucking fucky

A version of the phrase, "fucking yucky" that may bypass the onboard censors found on many internet fora.

{From an online group with the topic of being a grocery store employee}

{Marvin Batech}: When some smelly, fat woman that smells like she hates showers reaches three feet into her boob and armpit crevices to fish out $5 and then they make a face when I grab that shit with my sleeve.

{Craig Johnson}: O MAN THAT'S YUCKING FUCKY!!!

by Telephony January 29, 2018

squeaky

Crying.

{Jerry, watching the Maury show on the telly}: Aww look at Marisol. She still hasn't found the baby daddy. She's so squeaky!!!

by Telephony May 6, 2019

let's blaze!

It's not what you might think: on the telly program, "Blaze and the Monster Machines" when Blaze (a talking monster truck) says, "Let's blaze", it "grows" these blue-glowing tailpipes and kicks ass. However, when somebody says, "let's blaze!" in the real world, they'll whip out a big-ass bong or a big fat bowl and spark it up.

Hey Debbie! Come over here; let's blaze!

by Telephony February 4, 2019

the grinder

What some people call using the shower; usually a quick one.

{Ella}: Cummon honey, it's almost time to go to work.
{Norm}: Just a few minutes Ella, I need to go through the grinder first.

by Telephony October 13, 2014

I Need to Hit the Head

A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫

by Telephony April 6, 2017