Telephony's definitions
A combination toliet / lavatory (sink) found in prison cells.
Often called a, "suicide-resistant prison comby" or, "ligature-resistant prison comby" because the toliet portion has no seat and only a small amount of water is present in the bottom of the bowl after flushing it -- this helps to prevent inmates from attempting to drown themselves or getting their heads between the seat & bowl.
Sometimes they are simply called an aluminum thunderflush because they flush quickly and loudly.
Often called a, "suicide-resistant prison comby" or, "ligature-resistant prison comby" because the toliet portion has no seat and only a small amount of water is present in the bottom of the bowl after flushing it -- this helps to prevent inmates from attempting to drown themselves or getting their heads between the seat & bowl.
Sometimes they are simply called an aluminum thunderflush because they flush quickly and loudly.
by Telephony July 21, 2014
Get the prison combymug. Slang term for the vagina -- especially when the woman is on her menstrual cycle (e.g., she's on the rag).
Hey Jane, did you know that Lisa over there is a true tampon destructor? She's killing five or six of those poor defenseless helpless things a day right now!
by Telephony November 7, 2014
Get the tampon destructormug. by Telephony June 23, 2020
Get the telepatheticallymug. A version of the phrase, "fucking yucky" that may bypass the onboard censors found on many internet fora.
{From an online group with the topic of being a grocery store employee}
{Marvin Batech}: When some smelly, fat woman that smells like she hates showers reaches three feet into her boob and armpit crevices to fish out $5 and then they make a face when I grab that shit with my sleeve.
{Craig Johnson}: O MAN THAT'S YUCKING FUCKY!!!
{Marvin Batech}: When some smelly, fat woman that smells like she hates showers reaches three feet into her boob and armpit crevices to fish out $5 and then they make a face when I grab that shit with my sleeve.
{Craig Johnson}: O MAN THAT'S YUCKING FUCKY!!!
by Telephony January 29, 2018
Get the yucking fuckymug. The correct way to spell this word; it is not spelled, "donut" as many people (and even some well-known doughnut shops) spell it.
(from text messaging)
{Rod}: Hey Todd, let's hit the Dunkin Donuts on the way home.
{Todd}: It's doughnuts you retard!!!
{Rod}: Hey Todd, let's hit the Dunkin Donuts on the way home.
{Todd}: It's doughnuts you retard!!!
by Telephony November 14, 2018
Get the doughnutmug. A place where straight male prisoners who have committed particularly heinous crimes are sent -- typical penile colonies are on distant islands and are primarily inhabited by F47707s who have also committed particularly heinous crimes.
The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.
The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.
Hey, didjya hear that Bernie in New Seattle hosed down all of those schoolchildren and got sentenced to life in a penile colony?
by Telephony June 29, 2013
Get the penile colonymug.