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Shampoo that while it sound like it would be pleasant when you read the label in a store, really sucks big walrus cock when you take it home and use it; forcing you to dump it in the toliet or down the lavatory drain and purchase a new bottle of some other variety.
Not to be confused with shampiss, shampee, shampiddle, or shampotty.
Not to be confused with shampiss, shampee, shampiddle, or shampotty.
{Mike, at store}: Hey Chris, didn't you just buy a big-ass bottle of shampoo a day or so ago?
{Chris, at same store}: Yeah Mike, but it was shampoopoo! It was Suave Lotus Pedals but it really smelled like shit so I got rid of it!
{Chris, at same store}: Yeah Mike, but it was shampoopoo! It was Suave Lotus Pedals but it really smelled like shit so I got rid of it!
by Telephony June 21, 2012
Get the shampoopoo mug.{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!
by Telephony May 6, 2015
Get the pussy cleaner mug.DWS = Drone Withdrawal Syndrome.
For a long-time droner (drone pilot), DWS can kick in when you aren't able to fly your drone for an extended period. This can be due to inclement weather, illness, or even having your only drone stolen (which happened to me not long ago!).
Symptoms of DWS can include any or all of the following.
1: Drone envy -- whenever you see a UAV in the sky, you just wish that you had a long-handled butterfly net to snag it out of the sky.
2: General malaise and/or lethargy.
3: Spending an inordinate amount of time on YouTube watching videos of your own or others' drone flights.
DWS is curable simply by purchasing and then flying a new drone.
For a long-time droner (drone pilot), DWS can kick in when you aren't able to fly your drone for an extended period. This can be due to inclement weather, illness, or even having your only drone stolen (which happened to me not long ago!).
Symptoms of DWS can include any or all of the following.
1: Drone envy -- whenever you see a UAV in the sky, you just wish that you had a long-handled butterfly net to snag it out of the sky.
2: General malaise and/or lethargy.
3: Spending an inordinate amount of time on YouTube watching videos of your own or others' drone flights.
DWS is curable simply by purchasing and then flying a new drone.
Man I've got a hella wicked case of DWS after some fartknocker stole my X21 drone. I already ordered another, but the fucking thing's coming from China for Christ sakes!!!
by Telephony June 7, 2019
Get the DWS mug.{Seen on a YouTube video of a drone being flown}
While flying my drone, I "heard" this phoney-bologna fake fictional song, sung to the tune of, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
To wit:
♪ Fly fly fly my drone ♪
♪ Fly on your behalf, ♪
♪ Merrily merrily merrily ♪
♪ Santa busted the carafe.♪ (pron., "/kəˈræf/")
While flying my drone, I "heard" this phoney-bologna fake fictional song, sung to the tune of, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
To wit:
♪ Fly fly fly my drone ♪
♪ Fly on your behalf, ♪
♪ Merrily merrily merrily ♪
♪ Santa busted the carafe.♪ (pron., "/kəˈræf/")
by Telephony December 20, 2020
Get the busted mug.When somebody at the dinner table asks you to go get them a fork, you go get the fork and then say, "Fork you!" as you hand them the implement.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.
{Voni}: Craig, can you please get me a fork?
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably
by Telephony June 7, 2018
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Get the sp. mug.Look at that sweepintor go!
The health & beauty aids section has a lot of products in small packages, but that sweepinator knows that they'll bring big bucks at the checkout counter!
The health & beauty aids section has a lot of products in small packages, but that sweepinator knows that they'll bring big bucks at the checkout counter!
by Telephony June 1, 2020
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