Telephony's definitions

living tweedle

Much the same as "living shit", "the bejesus", or "the devil"; for example, when you're beating the living shit out of something.

Andrew went on the rampage at work this morning when the copier spit toner all over him -- he literally beat the living tweedle out of the poor, defenseless, helpless copy machine!

Topher was so fond of his new R/C piloting skills; he flew the living tweedle out of his Cessna 182 R/C airplane at the park over the weekend.

by Telephony July 28, 2012

pussy

What most people in the UK would call a cat.

{Harold}: Come here David! I want you to stroke my pussy.
{David}: Uh...um...no thank you Harold; only females would have pus...O THAT KIND OF PUSSY!!!
The hell! Why didn't you just say cat?!?

by Telephony June 30, 2019

chocolate mouse

How some people pronounce the phrase, "chocolate mousse" {"mousse" should be pronounced as though it were spelled, "moose"}.

{Norm}: Awww motherfucker pussy cocksucker!!!
{Debbie:} What happened Norm?
{Norm}: I just nocked over this fucking chocolate mouse and now there's brown shit all over the floor!

by Telephony July 25, 2014

meat AND fish

Somebody who is bisexual is said to like both meat (cock ) AND fish (pussy).

Hey Jake! Didjya a hear that Josh likes both meat AND fish?

by Telephony August 2, 2014

walltoliet

Another name for a wall-mounted porcelain urinal.

Gary, call the plumber! Somebody shoved paper towels or something into that walltoliet and flooded it!!

by Telephony November 29, 2010

take a plop

Means the same as the phrases, "leave a shit", "take a dump", "drop a stool", "pinch a loaf", etc.

{Husoos}: Hold on there Jesse! I need to take a plop before we hit the bars!

by Telephony March 7, 2016

S&M

No, it's not sadomasochism
S&M stands for Stand & Model; some fag bars labelled as S&M bars favour the hottest-looking customers while purposefully ignoring the uglier or older ones.

The Manray in Seattle was an S&M bar -- you had to be at least reasonably attractive in order to get a drink in the joint.

by Telephony February 11, 2022