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Twenty Stick-Bent-Stick

The year 2015 (written or typed) as seen from above looks like bent sticks.
{As a daily check-in on a BBS about wheelchairs might look)}:

01-02-15 {or "2015 02 Jan.", or even "January 02, Twenty Stick-Bent-Stick" if you prefer}
Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but two bungholes...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding pair of updates for my website today"...the first concerns my having added a flight video of my Syma Armor F1 Single-Rotor R/C Helicopter (with Li:Poly battery) to a web page made for just that purpose, and the second is...well, what else could it be? An adulterated bag of dry cat food? YAAAAYYY YOU GOT ONE CORRECT!!!
by Telephony December 4, 2014
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I Changed the Garbage

A little jingle sung to the tune of, "I Shot the Sheriff" that I made up back in 2006 or 2007.
♫ I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫
♫ I changed the garbage, ♫
♫ And I took out the re-cy-cl-ing! ♫
by Telephony September 4, 2015
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morever

How many people misspell (and misspeak) the word, "moreover".
Growth in ZnO technology is peaking; morever, the emergence of deep UV LEDs using ZnO is coming to a head in 2014.
by Telephony August 26, 2014
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sandwitch

(also written as, "sand witch")
Quite literally, a witch who lives in the sand. The sandwitch is most commonly found living 2.4 meters under the sands in the sub-Saharan region of Africa though they may be found in virtually any sandy location such as beaches and golf course bunkers.

Sandwitches don't cast frequent spells; though they are known on occasion to cause cause cats to meow at the moon.
{Drake}: Why is that silly cat looking at the moon and meowing at it?
{Josh}: I dunno. Must be a sandwitch nearby.
by Telephony November 13, 2018
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smoked

{Joshua}: Hey Chris, didjya hear that Frankie in Seattle got smoked last night?
by Telephony February 8, 2014
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Tricker Treat

What many children think the phrase, "Trick Or Treat" might be spelled; it sounds virtually identical to that phrase hence the confusion.
A group of children dressed in silly costumes rang Eduardo's doorbell on Halloween evening, and said (in near-perfect unison), "Tricker Treat" when he answered. Eduardo slammed the door in their faces, so they egged his brand spanken new Lexus, blew up his mailbox with an M-80, and covered his house with toliet paper.
by Telephony December 31, 2015
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swirlio

What you might call a swirly if you were Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head.
FYI a swirly is when you put somebody's head into a toliet and flush -- works best if the shitbowl you use is an aluminum thunderflush or a porcelain version of one.
I am going to give you a swirlio so that I can get rollios for my bunghole!
by Telephony March 31, 2015
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