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Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.
{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony January 8, 2021
Get the douche wagon mug.Similar to a peabrain but with a much greater measure of stupidity; only a true retard could be a pissbrain.
May also be used to describe some asshaberdasher who actually urinates into his brain by connecting a small-diameter hose from their ding-a-ling (or peehole) to one of their ears (probably one with a busted tympanic membrane {eardrum}) and then passing micturition through rhe tube; thus filling their cranium with piss..
May also be used to describe some asshaberdasher who actually urinates into his brain by connecting a small-diameter hose from their ding-a-ling (or peehole) to one of their ears (probably one with a busted tympanic membrane {eardrum}) and then passing micturition through rhe tube; thus filling their cranium with piss..
Geez, look at Horhay over there attempting to force a triangular peg through a circular opening! What a fucking pissbrain!
by Telephony March 20, 2014
Get the pissbrain mug.Means the exact same thing a "fuck yourself"; but bypasses the onboard censors found on many internet BBSs.
If you're thinking about getting on my toilet muscle about the damn unmade bed, then please go FV¢K yourself. I know the bed's unmade!!!
by Telephony August 22, 2011
Get the FV¢K YOURSELF mug.What many people erroneously call a concrete truck.
"Concrete" is the rocks & gravel with Portland cement as the binding agent; the "cement" itself is made seperately and is composed primarily from limestone, shale, iron ore, clay, and fly ash.
So there's really no such thing as a cement truck, but there are plenty of concrete trucks.
"Concrete" is the rocks & gravel with Portland cement as the binding agent; the "cement" itself is made seperately and is composed primarily from limestone, shale, iron ore, clay, and fly ash.
So there's really no such thing as a cement truck, but there are plenty of concrete trucks.
Hey George! Look at that cement truck across the street! The guy fucked up and is pouring wet cement all over the neighbour's lawn!
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Get the toliet tank defecator mug.How one might type the phrase, "fucking cold" in order to defeat the inbuilt censor found on many online BBSs and fora (the correct pluralisation of the word forum) or to throw your parents for a loop when text messaging them.
It is similar in principle to using the phrase, "ducking fisgusted" instead of, "fucking disgusted."
It is similar in principle to using the phrase, "ducking fisgusted" instead of, "fucking disgusted."
{On an SMS text session}
Mom: Jessica, can you swing by the store on your way in and get taper powels, poliet taper, light blubs, and kăt fūd?
{Jessica}: Sorry mom, it's cucking fold out here and I'm coming home straight away!
Mom: Jessica, can you swing by the store on your way in and get taper powels, poliet taper, light blubs, and kăt fūd?
{Jessica}: Sorry mom, it's cucking fold out here and I'm coming home straight away!
by Telephony December 2, 2018
Get the cucking fold mug.How one might spell the name, "Jorge" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-O-R-H-A-Y" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.
The spelling, "H-O-R-H-A-Y" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.
by Telephony December 18, 2013
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