Telephony's definitions

micturition

Another name for urine (pee, potty, tinkle, piddle, piss, töpfchen, etc.)

A urinal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting and then disposing of micturition.

by Telephony August 21, 2013

toilet tongue

A phrase that means cussing -- like "potty mouth", "garbage mouth", or "gutter mouth".

Don't drop that coffeepot on your foot, or you'll develop a case of toilet tongue so severe, the casting director for National Lampoon's new movie "@*$%! You and @*$%! The @*$%ing @*$%! Too!" might call and want you to play the lead role.

by Telephony November 22, 2010

busted

The past tense of the word, "broken".

{Seen on a YouTube video of a drone being flown}

While flying my drone, I "heard" this phoney-bologna fake fictional song, sung to the tune of, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
To wit:

♪ Fly fly fly my drone ♪
♪ Fly on your behalf, ♪
♪ Merrily merrily merrily ♪
♪ Santa busted the carafe.♪ (pron., "/kəˈræf/")

by Telephony December 20, 2020

synthetic air raid siren

The sound of an air raid siren, produced solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.

No real air raid sirens are dented with a hammer, mutilated, or even destroyed when synthetic air raid sirens are deployed

Timmy, you've just got to "lissen" to the zax from the Commodore Amiga demo, "Massive" by the Commodore Amiga computer demo group Skarla! You can hear synthetic air raid sirens at the very beginning!

by Telephony January 18, 2017

QFC

Queer Fucking Cock -- not to be confused with QFC -- the grocery store.
QFC is most often found on a male prostitute who's a F46607.

{LaToya} Larry, we're having BLTs tonight, so I'll go to QFC and pick up some wilted lettuce, rotten tomatoes, stale bread, and green bacon. And don't be surprised if I'm gone a bit longer than expected; I may go get some QFC after I go to QFC.

by Telephony January 17, 2015

synthetic katydids

The sound of a katydid (a cricket-like insect) created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of Hi-NRG music.

I listened to a song by some Hi-NRG group a few days ago that had synthetic katydids in it.

by Telephony January 1, 2015

dry cell pig

Another term for, "battery hog" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.

Man this flashlight is a real dry cell pig! I just put a new set of D cells in 20 minutes ago and they're already going to pot!

by Telephony October 8, 2018