Telephony's definitions
Look at those two old rotary telephones on that desk. Note the way their cords are all tangled up with one another -- they must be homophones of some kind!
by Telephony September 21, 2016
Get the homophonesmug. Of, or possessing the qualities of being gay; e.g. the stereotypical limp wrist (e.g. the person has LWS aka. broken wrist syndrome), the lisp, the hands on the hips, waving his ass around, etc.
by Telephony September 14, 2019
Get the faggotisticmug. by Telephony January 4, 2011
Get the toliet tank defecatormug. Means the exact same thing a "fuck yourself"; but bypasses the onboard censors found on many internet BBSs.
If you're thinking about getting on my toilet muscle about the damn unmade bed, then please go FV¢K yourself. I know the bed's unmade!!!
by Telephony August 22, 2011
Get the FV¢K YOURSELFmug. Similar to a peabrain but with a much greater measure of stupidity; only a true retard could be a pissbrain.
May also be used to describe some asshaberdasher who actually urinates into his brain by connecting a small-diameter hose from their ding-a-ling (or peehole) to one of their ears (probably one with a busted tympanic membrane {eardrum}) and then passing micturition through rhe tube; thus filling their cranium with piss..
May also be used to describe some asshaberdasher who actually urinates into his brain by connecting a small-diameter hose from their ding-a-ling (or peehole) to one of their ears (probably one with a busted tympanic membrane {eardrum}) and then passing micturition through rhe tube; thus filling their cranium with piss..
Geez, look at Horhay over there attempting to force a triangular peg through a circular opening! What a fucking pissbrain!
by Telephony March 20, 2014
Get the pissbrainmug. (n.) pronounced, "\nā-bər'ē-nō\"
This is how one can say the word, "neighbour"; Ned Flanders on the US TV program, "The Simpsons" usually says it when addressing a neighbour.
This is how one can say the word, "neighbour"; Ned Flanders on the US TV program, "The Simpsons" usually says it when addressing a neighbour.
Hi-dee-ho neighbourino!
by Telephony August 2, 2014
Get the neighbourinomug. Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.
{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony January 8, 2021
Get the douche wagonmug.