Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Telephony

Truck Fump

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Trump".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).

Trump is suing states and filing for election results to be suspennded? Truck Fump.

by Telephony November 4, 2020

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There's a Hole in the Bucket

A parody of the song, "If You're Happy and You Know It".

♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket you just wanna say o fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD)! ♫

♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket and you really wanna fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP)! ♫

by Telephony June 24, 2015

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sweatheart

An unfortunate, but common misspelling of the word, "sweetheart".

{instant message conversation}

{Troy}: Good morning sweatheart!

{Lucy} Sweatheart? That's so fucking gross! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!!! Goodbye asshole, I never want to see you again!

by Telephony January 27, 2018

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dick medication

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave

so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!

by Telephony February 25, 2017

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