synthetic whistling

Not all dissimilar to synthetic clapping, synthetic birds, synthetic finger popping, etc.
It is the sound of human whistling created solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis. Most frequently heard on TV commercials for various & sundry household products; especiall.

No actual lips are injured or otherwise harmed when synthetic whistling is employed.
The Take Control margarine advertisement from the turn of the century had this horrid synthetic whistling in it. Made me want to throw a large tub of frozen Gold & Soft margarine right through my TV set's boob tube and then suck up all of the glass with a bagged upright vaccume cleaner so that the cat doesn't cut her paws on it! :-(
by Telephony May 08, 2015
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I'm a Little Toilet

A parody of the children's song, "I'm a Little Teapot".
I'm a little toilet,♫
♫Full of soul.♫
♫This is my cistern
♫And here is my bowl.♫
by Telephony July 27, 2014
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sewerpipe pasta

What some people call Penne pasta because it looks like little itty bitty sewerpipes.
{From a grocery list}:

light blubs
Special K cereal
sewerpipe pasta
taper powels
bungwipe
by Telephony April 25, 2017
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Truck Fump

This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Trump".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
Trump is suing states and filing for election results to be suspennded? Truck Fump.
by Telephony November 05, 2020
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Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.
Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
Down the drain
♪Rotten Pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪
by Telephony October 01, 2014
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Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the Cheech & Chong audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.
Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
Down the drain
♪Rotten pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪
by Telephony October 01, 2014
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flashaholic

Somebody who is really addicted to flashlights.

A typical flashaholic might have dozens of them; hardcore flashaholics might have hundreds or (in one documented case) close to 1,500 of the bright little suckers!!!
The word was coined a number of years ago on a BBS about flashlights.
Hey Josh!
Did you hear that Craig is a true flashaholic, with 1,497 flashlights, lasers, and other assorted things that flash, blink, or otherwise emit EM radiation in the range of 380nm to 780nm?
What a kick in the head!!!
by Telephony January 12, 2011
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