Telephony's definitions

Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers?

A parody of the little ditty "Jeepers creepers".

Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those those creepers? Jeepers peepers! Where'd you get those eyes?

by Telephony December 19, 2014

dipsty dumpster

Another name for a garbage dumpster; the large rectangular wheeled garbage receptacle often found in alleys.

Hey Mike!!! I just tried to throw out this box; the dipsty dumpster in Crawford Place is full, so I'm going to try the one in the alley behind the apartments on Olive Way next.

by Telephony January 25, 2011

lovepot

A pet (such as a cat or dog) that displays an extraordinary degree of love to his/her owner. Such behaviours may include (but are not limited to) kissing, love nibbling, & head butting, (and for cats only) purring loudly and scent marking.

Coco is such a huge lovepot for head butting me, giving me Coco kisses, scent marking me as his, and giving me gentle little love nibbles.

by Telephony May 1, 2018

douched out

Any ground-based vehicle (such as a bicycle, motorcycle, car, truck, van, bus, train, etc.) that has crashed or is in the process of crashing.

Drake: See that twisted heap of metal over there?
Josh: Yeah!
Drake: That was a minivan that douched out a few days ago.

by Telephony December 6, 2011

tanks

How some faggots say the word, "thanks".

{Primo}: What time does the Six Eleven open today?
{Craig}: It opens at 11:00am.
{Primo}: Tanks!

by Telephony January 6, 2021

rollios

What Beavis of MTV's Beavis & Butt-Head sometimes calls rolls of bungwipe (toliet paper) when he's in one of his Cornholio phases.

I am Cornholio!
I need rollios for my bunghole!!
You will give me...all your caca!!!

by Telephony May 18, 2013

pissano

What one might call a piano if they hate the way they sound.

George, that asshaberdasher is playing that goddamn pissano again!
Makes me want to grab a double-barrel shotgun and hose down that stupid dumb instrument or at least run to the head and make a pair of aural tampons out of some bungwipe so I can enjoy the rest of the concert in peace! $@#!(@%#(*

by Telephony April 10, 2015