Telephony's definitions

poopinary

This word means much the same as lower GI (e.g., your colon and bunghole); as pissinary means the same as urinary tract.

Harold, you'll have to take those squalling carpet pigs to school this morning -- I have something wrong with my poopinary tract and I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:30!

by Telephony May 16, 2014

pak

An extremely common misspelling of the word, "pack".
This misspelling is even made by large corporations who ought to know better.

{Brad}: Hey Kestra, I just zipped open this week's Val Pak coupons and found coupons for 65% off Wrigley's Plen-T-Pak gum and 57% off those Freez Paks!
{Kestra}: Great Brad, let me stuff those fuckers in my purse and run to the store straight away!!!

by Telephony August 28, 2014

piddle wingless hymenoptera

This is a nice way of saying "piss ant".

Joe from Juneau is such a big piddle wingless hymenoptera! I really hope he has a efilnikufesin (Nice Fuckin' Life)!!!

by Telephony September 26, 2010

I'm a Little Toilet

A parody of the children's song, "I'm a Little Teapot".

♫I'm a little toilet,♫
♫Full of soul.♫
♫This is my cistern♫
♫And here is my bowl.♫

by Telephony July 26, 2014

whiz you!

An exclamation of stinkiness, stronger than, "pee you!!!" but not as strong as, "piss you!!!".

{From the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Sing a Song of Patrick°}:
Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil
Pointy pointy pointy,
Pointy pointy pointy,
Whiz you! what's that horrible smell?

by Telephony August 14, 2014

pee'd

A very common misspelling of the word, "peed" .

Josh had to go so badly, he simply pee'd behind a parked UPS truck.

by Telephony February 21, 2022

dick medication

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave

so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!

by Telephony February 25, 2017