Telephony's definitions

chocolate mouse

How some people pronounce the phrase, "chocolate mousse" {"mousse" should be pronounced as though it were spelled, "moose"}.

{Norm}: Awww motherfucker pussy cocksucker!!!
{Debbie:} What happened Norm?
{Norm}: I just nocked over this fucking chocolate mouse and now there's brown shit all over the floor!

by Telephony July 25, 2014

meat AND fish

Somebody who is bisexual is said to like both meat (cock ) AND fish (pussy).

Hey Jake! Didjya a hear that Josh likes both meat AND fish?

by Telephony August 2, 2014

pissinary tract

Means the same thing as "urinary tract".

{singing}
Taking about the pissinary tract
Is something we all should do with tact!

by Telephony December 26, 2011

pyst

Another word meaning "having uranated".

Josh pyst himself after he had coffee penus and couldn't get to the toliet in time.

by Telephony December 5, 2011

piss weasel

Plain & simple: another name for the penis.

{Seen on a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters -- in its, "Daily Check-In" thread}

As I did yesterday & the day before, I'll kindly dispense with the “{vulgar slang term for male piss weasel (six letters, starts with 'P' and ends with “R", rhymes with “wrecker" {P3K3R})} stuck in the {slang term for wall-mounted porcelain urinal (ten letters, starts with “W" and ends with “T", doesn't rhyme with anything {walltoliet})}" text today.

by Telephony May 10, 2016

I/O

When referencing a pet, this term stands for Indoor/Outdoor.
That is, a dog or cat that spends as much time outside as it spends inside.

Candy is our new I/O cat -- she sleeps outside at night but comes in the house to play with our other kitties during the day.

by Telephony May 1, 2015

braindouching

Not too unlike brainwashing, but using a stronger form of brainwashing.

{Near-present tense} to braindouche
{Past tense} having been braindouched

Rikers was subject to a technique rather historically inaccurately referred to as braindouching.

by Telephony September 4, 2013