Telephony's definitions

cat piss house

A house that smells like cat pee even though there are no cats. The usual cause is that the occupants are cooking meth.

Don't go to that house down the street because it's a cat piss house!

by Telephony December 23, 2017

plug it up

How one would say the phrase, "plug it in" in the UK.

See that unplugged lamp next to the couch? Please be a dearie and plug it up for me.

by Telephony August 28, 2018

Freshness With a Fuck

A fake, phoney-bologna jingle sung to the tune of the Glade Spin-Fresh air deodouriser jingle.

♫Freshness with a fuck,♫
♫Plug it up plug it up!♫

The phrase, "plug it up" is how one says, "plug it in" in the UK.

by Telephony June 23, 2017

horse pig

Vulgar slang term for a mounted police officer (a, "mountie" as a Canadian citizen would call them).

{Husoos}: Hey Hozay! Better stash that dope quickly! There's a horse pig coming this way!
{Hozay}: Thanks for the warning Husoos!!! Dope stashed!!!

by Telephony November 28, 2012

peecat

A cat that smells like pee because another cat pissed on the peecat while it was sleeping.

Fade is a peecat. I gently stroked his back and part of his tail and my hand smelled like cat piss.

by Telephony July 17, 2016

leave a stinky

To leave a shit that is unexpectedly stinky and intentionally failing to flush the loo afterward; the unflushed poo really fucking reeks and makes the bathroom stink to high heaven.

Johnny retaliated for his mother asking him to clean his room by going into the bathroom to leave a stinky.

by Telephony February 15, 2019

pitless

(When pertaining to cherries or other pit fruit): Having no seed (pit).

(When pertaining to a double arm amputee): Having no armpits. I mean think about it. With no arms, one cannot possibly have pits!

Sarah thought that those were Rainier cherries, but they were pitless.

by Telephony July 22, 2015