Telephony's definitions

chocolate mouse

How some people pronounce the phrase, "chocolate mousse" {"mousse" should be pronounced as though it were spelled, "moose"}.

{Norm}: Awww motherfucker pussy cocksucker!!!
{Debbie:} What happened Norm?
{Norm}: I just nocked over this fucking chocolate mouse and now there's brown shit all over the floor!

by Telephony July 25, 2014

living tweedle

Much the same as "living shit", "the bejesus", or "the devil"; for example, when you're beating the living shit out of something.

Andrew went on the rampage at work this morning when the copier spit toner all over him -- he literally beat the living tweedle out of the poor, defenseless, helpless copy machine!

Topher was so fond of his new R/C piloting skills; he flew the living tweedle out of his Cessna 182 R/C airplane at the park over the weekend.

by Telephony July 28, 2012

meat AND fish

Somebody who is bisexual is said to like both meat (cock ) AND fish (pussy).

Hey Jake! Didjya a hear that Josh likes both meat AND fish?

by Telephony August 2, 2014

synthetic air raid siren

The sound of an air raid siren, produced solely by synthesizer hardware or computer software synthesis.

No real air raid sirens are dented with a hammer, mutilated, or even destroyed when synthetic air raid sirens are deployed

Timmy, you've just got to "lissen" to the zax from the Commodore Amiga demo, "Massive" by the Commodore Amiga computer demo group Skarla! You can hear synthetic air raid sirens at the very beginning!

by Telephony January 18, 2017

QFC

Queer Fucking Cock -- not to be confused with QFC -- the grocery store.
QFC is most often found on a male prostitute who's a F46607.

{LaToya} Larry, we're having BLTs tonight, so I'll go to QFC and pick up some wilted lettuce, rotten tomatoes, stale bread, and green bacon. And don't be surprised if I'm gone a bit longer than expected; I may go get some QFC after I go to QFC.

by Telephony January 17, 2015

synthetic katydids

The sound of a katydid (a cricket-like insect) created either via computer software or synthesizer hardware. Found in some types of Hi-NRG music.

I listened to a song by some Hi-NRG group a few days ago that had synthetic katydids in it.

by Telephony January 1, 2015

thunderation!

A variant on “What in tarnation?” which itself was a lightening-up of the word “damnation,” “thunderation” was popular in the United States back in the 1830’s and 40’s. It’s time for it to come back.

Thunderation! Who the hell tried to flush a roll of Scottowels down the loo again?!?

by Telephony May 28, 2018