Telephony's definitions

dustbin

What people in the UK and Australia usually call an indoor garbage can -- such as those often found in kitchens.

The dustbin needs to be dumped into the wheelie bin; hip, hip cheerio!

by Telephony June 10, 2013

leave a piss

Very similar to the phrase, "leave a shit" (popularised by the late great comedian George Carlin but with a different bodily waste product.

{Husoos}: Man I've got to take a piss!
{Horhay}: Hey Husoos! You can have that piss in the unflushed urinal over there; I'm going to leave a piss in this one.
{Husoos}: You a funny man Horhay!

by Telephony March 27, 2015

kăt fūd

Plain and simple: cat food -- spelled phonetically (how it sounds).
Works best when printed vs. when spoken of course.

GROCERY LIST:
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milk
eggs
bread
taper powels
bottle of Drāno
kăt fūd
kăt litter
kăt treats
2 kăt beds
toliet plunger
bungwipe
light blubs

by Telephony April 1, 2015

cremé

Something with a creamy texture, but not a dairy product.

Wow, those Safeway brand chocolate cremé pies are to die for!!!

by Telephony September 7, 2013

head

A toilet; esp. on a ship.
Called that because in the days of sailing ships, the toilet was simply a hole in the deck near the ship's bow (the front or head of a ship).

Hold on there Sarge! I need to go to the head and leave a shit!

by Telephony November 3, 2014

pee you!!!

Used as an exclamation when you encounter something (or somebody) that stinks to high heaven.

Pee you!!! This milkshake really reeks!!!

by Telephony December 19, 2011

didgeridon't

People who hate the sound that a didgeridoo makes call it a didgeridon't.

I fucking hate that cocksucking didgeridon't being "played" by the dock! Sounds like a motherfucking wounded elephant trying to give birth!!! :-(

by Telephony September 12, 2016