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busted

{Seen on a YouTube video of a drone being flown}

While flying my drone, I "heard" this phoney-bologna fake fictional song, sung to the tune of, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
To wit:

♪ Fly fly fly my drone ♪
♪ Fly on your behalf, ♪
♪ Merrily merrily merrily ♪
♪ Santa busted the carafe.♪ (pron., "/kəˈræf/")
by Telephony December 20, 2020
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homo run

What a gay baseball player might hit if he hits one over the fence (either as a solo home run or a grand salami).
{radio announcer}
And Andrew Melling #24 is at the plate now...1-2 pitch...and ...he just hit a homo run!!!
by Telephony December 9, 2016
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shurger

How many people pronounce the word, "sugar".
{Debbie}: Angie, how many shurgers do you want in your coffee?
{Angie}: Two please.
by Telephony July 5, 2014
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easy as 3.14159

Easy as π -- another way of saying the phrase, "easy as pie".
Ironing with the Brown & Deckor EP-600 iron is as easy as 3.14159.
It glides effortlessly across the board and removes wrinkles lickety-split!
by Telephony June 2, 2016
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You Are a Cunt

A popular song by the now-famous YouTuber, "Kat McSnatch".
{Erik}: Have you seen the video for Kat McSnatch's new song, "You Are a Cunt"? It's gone viral!
{Cathy}: Yea, I've seen it and even downloaded it to my Ipod!
{Erik}: Our 'rents are going to either ground us for eternity or die laughing if they ever hear it!
by Telephony August 22, 2014
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flushlight

(n.) \flush'līt\ A flashlight (usually an LED flashlight) that's so pathetically dim for its size that you just want to viciously throw it at one of those wall-mounted porcelain uranators or into a toliet to watch it explode into hundreds of sharp little bits (the flashlight, not the pisscan or the shitbowl).
{Linda}: Hey Freddy, please go grab me the flashlight so I can see what's making that squeaky noise behind the toliet!!!

{Freddy}: Got it! {click...click...click...} Shit! This fucking thing is a true flushlight if ever there was one! What a PWPOSMF!! It's so fucking dim that you couldn't see the bottom of an empty wastepaperbasket on a sunny day!!!
by Telephony November 6, 2012
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sawrong

Simply stated, a sarong worn by a woman on which the garment looks just awful on her.
Used exclusively in written or typed text; it is pronounced the same as sarong.
That lady across the street has a sawrong on. How ugly!!! :-(
by Telephony May 22, 2016
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