Telephony's definitions

Yo! Whassup homes?

A greeting that a person (usually but not always a black man) might say to a good friend of his when they approach one another.

{Edward}: Craig! Yo! Whassup homes?
{Craig} Hey there Edward! Just on my way to work. Wanna go grab a quick 40?

by Telephony March 31, 2021

ugly giant bags of mostly water

Plain & simple: human beings, as described by the silicon-based life forms on Velara III from the Star trek: The Next Generation episode, "Home Soil".

{Seen on a web page some number of years ago:}
Ugly, ugly giant bags of mostly water.
Flush the "toliet" bowl and click a link

by Telephony August 6, 2016

F46607

This is the word "faggot" typed in such a manner that it bypasses the onboard censor found in most internet BBS software.

Also used by people who type the majority of their emails and other messages in "1337 5p34k" (elite speak).

OMG!!! Johnny is such a huge F46607 for wanting to suck that cruise ship purser's dick!!!

by Telephony December 6, 2011

pisscan

\PIS'kan\ (n.) A somewhat vulgar slang term for a wall-mounted porcelain urinal.

Hey, I need to use the f'ing pisscan before we leave!!!

by Telephony June 22, 2012

pit shit

Underarm deodouriser of any type (aerosol, roll-on, stick, wipes).

Jason smelled like the proverbial rose today because he doubled up on pit shit this morning.

by Telephony August 6, 2015

hucking fot

A way to say the phrase, "fucking hot" that bypasses the onboard censor in online BBSs, forums (or fora if you want to be an anal-retentive prick about it) and other locations where the use of curse words might be inappropriate.

Jesus Christ, it's hucking fot outside!
Somebody please throw another log on the air conditioner!!!

by Telephony December 28, 2020

foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony February 2, 2019