Teh Pope's definitions

weed fascist

One who smokes canabis exclusively, abstaining from all other drugs.

Heroin makes you a loser, coke makes you an asshole, crack is just plain dumb. I'm afraid of acid, I hate liquor and I'm morally opposed to pills. I'm a weed fascist, and I love you.

by Teh Pope May 13, 2005

crazier than a shithouse rat

Insane, disturbed, having no control over one's actions.

That guy wearing the ski parka in August, he's crazier than a shithouse rat, keep away from him.

by teh pope December 9, 2004

salvation armani

Well-picked items from Salvation Army, worn in a way that looks stylish.

"That's a cool hat, where'd you get that?"

"Salvation armani!"

by teh pope January 22, 2005

regressive party

The Republican party. Named for their regressive policies.

The Regressive party wants to bring us back to the stone age.

by Teh Pope February 27, 2005

black and white

Police. Due to the black and white color scheme of most police cruisers.

Dude, get your ass off that billboard! You know the black and white come by here like, every 5 minutes or so!

by teh pope July 27, 2004

jacked

1. Drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, particularly in a beligerent fashion.

2. To steal, either covertly or by force any item.
2b. To rob at gunpoint, as one would a bank or convenience store.

3. Cheated, robbed, deprived of an ammount of money or property via a complex scheme or confidence game.

1. Dude, I was so jacked, I could hardly even stand, and I told him, "fuck you bitch," and that was when he kicked me out, and it was all fuzzy after that, but I just woke up in a ditch.

2. I jacked his sun glasses while he wasn't looking
2b. He jacked a McDonalds by an off-ramp, and we don't know what state he's in right now.

3. Dude, are you gonna tell the cops how we got jacked?

by Teh Pope April 8, 2005

kicked

The point at which canabis becomes totally exhausted, reduced totally to ash. See cashed.

Dude, I'm just getting hot air, this bowl is kicked.

by Teh Pope May 13, 2005