Teh Pope's definitions

girly men

1. Perjorative word for men who lack machismo, large muscles, luxuriant facial hair or other such tokens of hyper-masculinity.

2. Perjorative word for homosexual men.

3. Insult coined by Saturday Night Live characters Hans and Franz, and mimicked by California governor Arnol Schwartzenager.

You can't even lift a pretzel, you little girly man!

by teh pope August 3, 2004

crazier than a shithouse rat

Insane, disturbed, having no control over one's actions.

That guy wearing the ski parka in August, he's crazier than a shithouse rat, keep away from him.

by teh pope December 9, 2004

jacked

1. Drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, particularly in a beligerent fashion.

2. To steal, either covertly or by force any item.
2b. To rob at gunpoint, as one would a bank or convenience store.

3. Cheated, robbed, deprived of an ammount of money or property via a complex scheme or confidence game.

1. Dude, I was so jacked, I could hardly even stand, and I told him, "fuck you bitch," and that was when he kicked me out, and it was all fuzzy after that, but I just woke up in a ditch.

2. I jacked his sun glasses while he wasn't looking
2b. He jacked a McDonalds by an off-ramp, and we don't know what state he's in right now.

3. Dude, are you gonna tell the cops how we got jacked?

by Teh Pope April 8, 2005

salvation armani

Well-picked items from Salvation Army, worn in a way that looks stylish.

"That's a cool hat, where'd you get that?"

"Salvation armani!"

by teh pope January 22, 2005

Wastefield

The town of Westfield Mass., known for blight, four dive bars within extremely short walking distance of one another, just as many liquor stores, just as many churches.

Whenever a business starts up anywhere in downtown Wastefield, it goes under within the year.

by Teh Pope February 27, 2005

kicked

The point at which canabis becomes totally exhausted, reduced totally to ash. See cashed.

Dude, I'm just getting hot air, this bowl is kicked.

by Teh Pope May 13, 2005

Hessian aggression

Extreme aggression, rowdiness. A highly irritable manner. A high temper. Behavior in keeping with that of a hessian.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into an argument with Paul, and smacked him accross the face with a chair. Talk about hessian aggression!

by teh pope July 27, 2004