Teh Pope's definitions

blond dreads

Dread locks worn by someone with blond or otherwise light-colored hair. Looks riduculous, like they've got chicken fingers on their head.

Why do people with blond hair get dreads? Do they think it looks cool or something? Goddamn hippie fruit of babylon.

by teh pope October 28, 2004

we drink ritalin

Very popular Animutation flash video. Suprisingly, as opposed to most other Animutation videos, the lyrics are in English, but they're sung with a heavy Japanese accent, which makes them hard to understand. The subtitles say what the words sound like, which is often quite hillarious. The song is "The Hot Limit" by Dance Dance Revolution.

Animutation lyric:
Mama was burning a hole in my aunt
Please let me down now
Hold the ketchup
Eight tequilas to feel up my lice
A submarine burning in hell
Gathering the eyes

Real lyric:
The summer is burning a hole in my heart
Stripping me down to
Hot temptation
It's OK to give in, be beaten by lust
A summer wind, burning the air
A scandalous affair

by Teh Pope April 8, 2005

crazier than a shithouse rat

Insane, disturbed, having no control over one's actions.

That guy wearing the ski parka in August, he's crazier than a shithouse rat, keep away from him.

by teh pope December 9, 2004

weed fascist

One who smokes canabis exclusively, abstaining from all other drugs.

Heroin makes you a loser, coke makes you an asshole, crack is just plain dumb. I'm afraid of acid, I hate liquor and I'm morally opposed to pills. I'm a weed fascist, and I love you.

by Teh Pope May 13, 2005

mollycoddled

When someone is treated in an over-protective way, or when bad news is sugar-coated.

Tell us the truth, we're tired of being mollycoddled.

by teh pope January 18, 2005

bing

A glass water pipe, resembling a hookhah or nargile, used for smloking canabis. Often has a detatchable top which can be raised while inhaling, triggering a rapid intake of cool, dense smoke.

Different from a regular bong, as it often contains tubes, and draws the smoke through a chamber of chilled water, cooling and intensifying it, for a more pleasant smoking experience.

The bing is better if you use ice water. Damn, a couple of hits off of that thing had pretty much everyone in the room floating around in the stars.

by Teh Pope March 7, 2005

panties in a bunch

1. When a person overreacts to a trifling insult or barb, or to a joke.

2. When someone acts in an anal-retentive manner, and makes a big fuss out of a relatively minor problem.

1. Don't get you're panties all in a bunch, he doesn't mean it.

2. It's not that big of a problem, don't get your panties all in a bunch, it's going to be okay.

by teh pope January 18, 2005